Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Happy Hump Day Bollockeers !



Happy Hump Day !!


Thought it was about time I started the day off for you all, just for a change... !


I will be cracking the whip today, so be warned !


John xx Any whip jokes in your arsenal at all ??

Have a great one Bollockeers, and remember this.....

Never, never, EVER be anything except naughty !! PMSL !






37 comments:

  1. Did you mention Arsenal to John, he is a Spurs fan - well someone has to be!

    I am also cracking the whip as there are some jobs Ian has been putting off!!

    Hopefully this afternoon I can have time to play in my craft room. I want to experiement with melted wax..

    Have fun my lovelies.

    xx

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  2. Of course I mentioned ARSENAL to John xx Told you I was cracking the whip today Bev !!

    Now I have no drinking buddy, a girl has to do what a girl has to do.... ! Besides, I am certain Big Guy would approve, all getting a bit slip shod around here !



    Ah, that's better, been missing that cheeky avatar xx

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  3. I reckon the guys are still in the land of nod scared of the whip!!!

    Wakey, wakey, rise and shine!

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  4. MUST YOU BOTH YACK SO LOUDLY?
    You woke me up! lol

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  5. Good Moaning Jadies and Lentil men. I'm looking for suitably scary whip photos...but in the meantime:

    We haven't had enough pussy pics recently!





    Here's something...PUSS IN BOOTS

    http://www.pussinbootsthemovie.com/

    eerily reminiscent of Elise's photo at the top of this page!!

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  6. Got no 'whip' pictures George.

    But here is a nice 'pussy' picture for you:-

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  7. That's really cute, Mike. Love it!

    So, the ladies are outvoted. Forget their S & M predilictions...........Topic for today....PUSSSIES!

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  8. This sums up my day so far......BUGGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. The very mention of ARSENAL... makes me


    Lets get back to whipping...no jokes but a friend..


    Wished i never did that 'shed' job yesterday ......back paying for it....
    George & Mike entered before me again........huh...& Elise to..xx

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  10. I know what the problem is John....

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  11. john, how can you forget me, poor little me. I was here before you. i am off to sulk xx

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  12. awwww....thanks George xx I miss being called Sweetie, Big Guy always called me that xx Bad day in Black Rock here....JJ trashed his bedroom, then dropped his Combine cake into the dogs water bowl....I am just waiting for his head to start spinning around......

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  13. I'm sorry, but I'll have to go and lie down in a dark room for a while.

    Geeeeeeeeeeeezus I must be in a bad way...send for the men in white coats.

    I'm in convulsions here......I hope you all didn't get to see the posts I blunderingly posted and hastily edited!!!

    First of all I dowloaded a pic and titled it PUS in Boots.....and then I called John SWEETIE!!!!!

    I thought I was replying to Lil' Duck when I saw the bondage girl photo!

    OMG!!!


    I've finally gone over the edge...............................into the abyssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....................arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!

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  14. george, John was a sweetie until he forgot me!!!!

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  15. Wait a minute.....It's SUNNY here now.

    Last chance for a tan?

    Val sent me this one of John sunbathing a few months ago:

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  16. So sorry my lovely..xx

    will flowers help...

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  17. George.....about right to.......pmsl

    seen my cat..

    loves Queen....lol

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  18. Hey John? With all the pussies we have here, we could form a 'Cats' Chorus'....it could even lead to a Royal Command (pussy) Performance!

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  19. George xx You are always heading straight into the abyss !! Tell me something I don't know ! You asking for Nursey help AGAIN !!!???




    ....okay okay......on my way.... ! xx

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  20. More like this

    darn our way........!!!

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  21. http://www.gopetition.com/petition/43263.html

    This petition affects us all. Thanks to Chris for my email, I have posted onto the ladies site too. Thanks Chris xx

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  22. John xx You have some rough Nurses darn Sarf !! xx

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  23. John, i'll let you off just this once.

    I am off out as I am going to a St Trinians lunch tomorrow with the red hatters. I need to get my costume sorted, any ideas!!

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  24. Jeeeeeeeeze thanks Bev..xx...
    Must not 'muck up'again....

    How about this......

    pmsl

    Elise..xx.. i jest......they are all Angels for sure (well most).....& you & Bev are 'tops'.
    .

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  25. ....that's good, because my halo has broken today..... xx

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  26. One of Pauls (Spottydogsters) jokes I nicked from the PCC forum....R.I.P Paul


    .

    A wife accompanied her husband to the hospital for a check-up as he was a bit Mutt 'n' Jeff.

    "Could you unbutton your shirt please so I can check your heart?" said the nurse

    "What did she say?" said hubby

    "Unbutton your shirt" said the wife loudly, "she wants to listen to your heart!"

    "Now, please roll up your sleeve" said the nurse "I need to take your blood pressure"

    "What did she say?" said hubby

    "The nurse needs your blood pressure! Roll up your sleeve!"

    "Right, onto the scales please, so we can weigh you"

    "What did she say?" said hubby

    "You have to be weighed!" shouted the wife, "Get on the scales!"

    "OK" said the nurse, "we're going to need a stool and urine sample"

    "What did she say?" said hubby

    "She says they want your underpants...!!!!!!!




    No one is ever forgotten on here.!!!?.........

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  27. Good old Spotty Dogster...good to see that one again!

    Hey...I found a more up-to-date poster of 'St Trinians 2'

    I think this one needs careful scrutiny........something not quite right about this! LMAO

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  28. Great legs there Mike !! LMAO ! xx

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  29. Elise, I was waiting for you to say 'great ass, John' LMAO

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  30. OH SHIT!

    I posted a reply in the wrong box - on the wrong page - and on the wrong topic. So...I had to edit this.

    I'm doomed. Doomed I tell ya!

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  31. Hahaha............Think Mike looks 'fit'......pmsl...
    George......like the hairstyle mate....& yes i noticed me 'great' ass to.

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  32. Hells Bells!

    S/M and nursey pics again.

    Or is that Bev and La Fleece primed for action?


    Bet the blokes all think it's their birthday !!

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  33. Good afternoon my lovelies. This is a rather pid**led Bevie as we went out for lunch which included 2 pints of John Smiths, yep I'm a pint girl! Fab time with the old man!

    xx

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  34. On yer back again?No change there then Bev.

    Good of the old man to let you out once in a while.

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  35. he, he. The old man is Ian. Wouldn't swap him as i would then have to do my own ironing. How are you birthday boy. Its fllipping hard typing in this state as you have to check everything twicw!!

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  36. Yes Bevie
    I'm doin good thanks
    It always pays to check things twicw when you get to this age - even then you sometimes can't be too sure!!

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  37. Melted wax? Sure I saw that in a house of ill repute in Amsterdam a few years ago. You wicked girl.

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