I was waiting for John to re-do his Monday post.....but you got stuck didn't you John? LOL I betchya you were trying to post obscene material. Well, you obviously didn't know about my new 'blog filter' set up specially to keep stuff like that away from this child-safe site!
I've just got back from a doctor's appointment. What a way to start a week...and as for the nurse he employs there...Gimme strength!
And...I gotta go back there later this week for the flu jab. Should be fun.........
Whatever you're doing today, make sure you do it with MISCHIEF in mind. But don't forget, we have a strict new 'No obscenities' policy here. FFS! So...keep your obscenities for Dim Doctors, Useless Uros and Naughty Nurses : )~
Good morning all. Exercised jaw muscles well yesterday at Skeggy, I liked all the comments.
Off to Penzance tomorrow for a week, birhtday treat and more jaw exercises, not taking lap-top, so nothing from me until Wednesday week, so I will have a lot of catching up to do !!!!
Your last pic, George, well what about VD transmission then ?
The lads did get back from the match in one piece - and the older one again managed to remain undetected despite infiltrating blue and white underwear, but did keep his head down as the 'red army' chanted its views on its north London rivals! Glad we got into our seats early otherwise we'd have missed the opening goal - RVP in 29 seconds. The birthday boy seemed to have enjoyed the experience!
Evening everyone xx I see that chaos and mayhem continues ! PMSL at the craic today xx Day off tomorrow, so time for Lil' Duck to create some chaos and mayhem quack style ! xx
Goood. (No change there then) Thought Piper George was very disrespectful the other day and told him so!! Looked through the pictures and thought you'd got a lovely pair
George has a problem with fantasy and reality....all those Stotties, and auld Wifies asking if he wants them to 'stick in in'.......ROFLMAO !! Speaking of the old bugger, George is being VERY quiet this evening ! Oi ! George ! Where are you dude !? xx
If you've not seen it today, The Times has an article on 50 ways to improve old age - http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3195057.ece [sorry, doesn't seem to be pasting as a link; please paste into your IE equivalent - but can anyone explain the attraction of this Paul Martin?
I was waiting for John to re-do his Monday post.....but you got stuck didn't you John? LOL
ReplyDeleteI betchya you were trying to post obscene material.
Well, you obviously didn't know about my new 'blog filter' set up specially to keep stuff like that away from this child-safe site!
you are right.........Never started a blog & cocked it up.....but will post it again....wait for it................
ReplyDeletenope pics not coming out George..!!!!?...whys that.?
Sussed it......i do one to poof....whoops mean proof.!!
I've just got back from a doctor's appointment. What a way to start a week...and as for the nurse he employs there...Gimme strength!
ReplyDeleteAnd...I gotta go back there later this week for the flu jab. Should be fun.........
Whatever you're doing today, make sure you do it with MISCHIEF in mind.
But don't forget, we have a strict new 'No obscenities' policy here. FFS!
So...keep your obscenities for Dim Doctors, Useless Uros and Naughty Nurses : )~
Good morning all.
ReplyDeleteExercised jaw muscles well yesterday at Skeggy, I liked all the comments.
Off to Penzance tomorrow for a week, birhtday treat and more jaw exercises, not taking lap-top, so nothing from me until Wednesday week, so I will have a lot of catching up to do !!!!
Your last pic, George, well what about VD transmission then ?
Enjoy your day good, except George, peoples.
Hey Chris? Don't go before looking out for birthday greetings TONIGHT will ya?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the 'BAD GEORGE' bit, ROFLMBO!!
VD transmission? No probs...you didn't look close enough.
Go to 'VIEW' at the top of your screen. CLICK ZOOM, and select 400%
You'll see the guy is wearing a condom (so I'm told). LMAO
Mondays are not that bad as long as you remember to keep your teeth in.
ReplyDeleteChris, enjoy Penzance.
Here is a picture of me taken there a few years ago:-
Saw this sign there, anyone any idea what it means?
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Shirley thinks "NO PEEING or you get IT CHOPPED OFF"
ReplyDeleteSee that?
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what you can make out when you zoom to 400%.
Hey Shirley? You can go back to 100% now you naughty lady!! LOL
We know it's Chris's birthday tomorrow.....and a little birdie has informed me that he is a real Peter Pan...who just refuses to grow up!
ReplyDeleteI was sent these photos of him and some of his stunts - I don't know exactly WHO sent the package...but it had a Bedfordshire postmark!!
So, Chris...we don't know WHAT age to put on your birthday cards me old mate! LOL
Where the hell do you get all these pictures from??
ReplyDeleteWhy's my Uro surgeon featuring on one of them (gulp)???
It's o.k.girls - just checked
ReplyDeletelooks like I got away with it this time!!
Michael? You surely don't have the same Dumb Uro I was cursed with? Please say it ain't so........Surely not???
ReplyDeleteyup Georgie boy
ReplyDeletegot the scars to show for it
what he did to me tackle God only knows.
there sure aint nothing to hang on to anymore lmao
love the father chirstmas, given me an idea!
ReplyDeleteI am saying nothing about mens tackle cos I will be in trouble
xx
errrr.......precautions Bev ??
ReplyDeletesaying nothing, to sensitive a subject. See I can be a good girl!
ReplyDeleteHow are you me darlins, I;ve been playing with wood and glue today...
xx
Pssst....that's o.k. Bev ..no one else will know
ReplyDeleteI'm fine thanks doll - how's you?
Forget those -you should try rubber - they tell me it's not so sensitive lmao!
it can be our secret!!
ReplyDeleteglad you're ok
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o.k. Bevie. I'll put it on our list.
ReplyDeleteHope the lads got back from the match in one piece.
Did they manage to avoid detection this time??
Oi, Bev?.....Michael is a little deaf, so be very careful ...choose your words well, and speak CLEARLY.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want a repetition of this, do we?
He does get soooo over-excited....
LMAO
ReplyDeleteFreakin eyes aint so good either
Is that me catheter or am I just pleased to see her!!
The lads did get back from the match in one piece - and the older one again managed to remain undetected despite infiltrating blue and white underwear, but did keep his head down as the 'red army' chanted its views on its north London rivals! Glad we got into our seats early otherwise we'd have missed the opening goal - RVP in 29 seconds. The birthday boy seemed to have enjoyed the experience!
ReplyDeleteAudere est Facere!
Evening everyone xx I see that chaos and mayhem continues ! PMSL at the craic today xx Day off tomorrow, so time for Lil' Duck to create some chaos and mayhem quack style ! xx
ReplyDeleteGood job you managed to keep it shut Ian, didn't want another night in the cells lol
ReplyDeletelummee helleuw Elise
ReplyDeletedid you manage to get a satisfying one in today me duck?
Mmmmmm let me think..........Argued with the boss......shouted at a GP........messing with drugs all day.......yep, good day :-)0 xx
ReplyDeleteGoood. (No change there then)
ReplyDeleteThought Piper George was very disrespectful the other day and told him so!!
Looked through the pictures and thought you'd got a lovely pair
very impressive
ReplyDeleteextraordinary really
especially when you can't usually see that straight lmao
ReplyDeleteMust have left the malt alone for a while
George has a problem with fantasy and reality....all those Stotties, and auld Wifies asking if he wants them to 'stick in in'.......ROFLMAO !! Speaking of the old bugger, George is being VERY quiet this evening ! Oi ! George ! Where are you dude !? xx
ReplyDeleteIf you've not seen it today, The Times has an article on 50 ways to improve old age - http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3195057.ece [sorry, doesn't seem to be pasting as a link; please paste into your IE equivalent - but can anyone explain the attraction of this Paul Martin?
ReplyDeleteExcuse me I see an imposter on here ie my old man! Cheeky bugger, I need to sort him out! Any ideas??
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