Goooooood Mooning All
I hope you're all well and as crazy as ever!
Hey, I think we have a very mischievous 'Scots Chick' in our midst.
I asked Sheena to send me a photo for the members' album..and she posted this!
Arggggggggghhh!
Behind me Satan!
(I'm a reformed character)
Mind you, Mike will be over the moon
LMAO
Morning Everyone,
ReplyDeleteGeorge I am sure you will agree with me that Sheena's picture of a Scottish temptress is damn attractive!!!
I am looking after the next door neighbours pussy this week.
I think I frightened him when I went round this morning.
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Have a good day everyone,
Mike
Morning Mike........morning all..!!
ReplyDeleteUmmm ........thats one eye catching fleece there George....
Wonder how long this pic will last.......
one of Phil's pics
I knew you two would appreciate the stunning pin up I posted.
ReplyDeleteMorming' folks...again....I think we should be seriously worried about this latest report from Mike.
It looks like he's back from his hols (looking a little sheepish), and has the house to himself while Kath goes away for her own well deserved break.
And what;s the first thing he does when he wakes up this morning???
He puts on Kath's nightie
and scares the neighbours cat to death!
I wonder where
ReplyDeleteis today......
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them....!!!!!!.
LMAO.....I hope a gorgeous young nurse never asks you what drugs you're on.
ReplyDeleteYou'd never admit in a million years that 'Mycoxafloppin', would you? ROFLMFBO
Hey talking about elderly couples.....here's one from Pauline (sorry Pauline...I didn't mean YOU were an elderly person), LMAO
Magic moments.
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'
Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '
George.........this was my very first joke i posted on Pcc,& still cracks me up.....
ReplyDeleteThe Vicar's Chickens
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up...!!!!!.
John, you old goat! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI think it's an 'elderly' theme today huh? Nobody under 60 has posted....so here we go again.....
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....
ReplyDelete"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Hey, who emailed me this pic? Not very polite or lady-like is it? ROFLMBO!
ReplyDeleteNow.....Attention...
Where is our (soon to be birthday girl) from the Emerald Isle?
PLEASE BE OK LIL DUCK!!
Being 50 tomorrow is no big deal you know
50 is the new 30!! : )~
BIRTHDAY DUCK ALERT......
If anyone dares to forget.................you'd better run for the hills tomorrow!
Ok...I'm kidding...you ain't 50......I was teasing.....asking for a good spank, wasn't i? : )~
ReplyDeleteFlipping heck this is like the over 60's blog today!! Love the jokes. Some I don't understand....
ReplyDeleteGeorge is after a spank and a sheep, saying nothing!!
be good and have fun xx
Sorry George, I hadn’t realised that you were “off” sheep .
ReplyDeleteJust thought you would be attracted by a little beauty like her. She’s just that little bit different from your usual type!!!
You cheeky wotsit re....'.no one under 60 has posted'today...!!!!!?........huh.!!
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Hi Sheena..xx..George off sheep....nah.!!.
Where is our soon to be birthday gal................!!!!?
Hi Bev....xx.... which one's did you not undersyand my lovely..!!?
Hellooooooooo ! I made it.....just !!! George ? Cheeky bugger ! "Soon to be 50" !!!!!!!! Way off course there George !! Mad busy day at work [grrrrrr] and now mad busy baking and icing my birthday cake. I have 2 more to create in time for Friday.....errrr......HELP !!!!!! xxx
ReplyDeleteBTW forgot to say GREAT PIC Sheena !! I don't believe a word of it George !!! ROFLMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteWell....What can I say ???? It must be true what they say about black guys huh ?! Thanks George......can you picture me taking a knife to him !!!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteWhat can i say...........Good one George...impressive.!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great birthday Elise..xxxxs.....
A KNIFE????
ReplyDeleteElise? Are you a Scots/Irish Rabbi????
What exactly does your nursing career involve???? LMAO
Pay is poor but the 'Tips' are good, huh??
Oh George xx You have NO IDEA what a Nurses life is like !!!! PMSL ! Am looking forward to tomorrow now dude !!!! xx
ReplyDeleteJohn xx Thanks dude xx Tomorrow is THE DAY....Birthday cake not finished yet....better get a move on eh ??!! xx
Chris is still around, have a mate from france helping doing our bathroom tiling and putting a shower in insted of bath, here for 3 days, so Shirley's lap-top is banished from the dining room to my bedside, my puter is in his bedroom, so late posts from me till friday !!
ReplyDeleteNice pics as always.
Enjoy your BIRTH day tomorrow ELISE,send us apic of your cake.before you demolish it...xxx
Thanks Chris xx Will do ! BTW, I have a survey here that aims to improve hospital care of men with PCa and support groups attached to same. Would appreciate any of you Guys filling it in please, thanks so much XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Nite all xx
Survey done. xxxx
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