Real cold start here,but sunny..
Oft to Brighton soon for my last 'fry up'....
Whatever you do hope its a goodun..
Was following this very slow car earlier,& about to
overtake,when i spotted the number plate
NO WAY ...........
My first blog & its a nightmare.....Thanks to George with the tips though.......
Well darlings I am so excited, beyond excitement. I have some new paint. Its called, I am not joking, puff paint. You paint it on, heat with me heat gun and it puffs up and gets bigger. Its so yummy,
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day
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Morning all......GOOD LUCK with your last RT John!
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting the morning greeting...and yep...it can be awkward getting your cartoons inserted in a new blog like that.
The tip John mentioned was that you don't need to use Photobucket on a new blog (or topic).
You can insert photos directly from your files by clicking on the 5th icon from the right at the top of your message screen....as below:
Hey Bev? You have some 'puff paint????
OK.......well....avoiding the obvious (like The Mr Brighton Marina Competition..Good Luck for that too John!), I can guess exactly what you have in mind.
Poor old Ian is going to be restrained, naked, on a table in your craft room, you'll apply the heat and.................Geeeeez, I can't go on.....LMAO
Speaking of witch...and no...that's not a spelling mistake:
Here's one Bev sent in earlier today:
Fellas, if Bev ever invites you to visit her infamous 'Craft Room'....I'd think very long and hard about your answer.
You may never come out alive!
Oi....I have been cheated on eBay!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteI ordered a blow-up doll and paid £50 via PayPal.
Holy shit...I wasn't expecting this arrive on my doorstep this morning
Mind, you, she'd be worth trying to 'convert' to my way of thinking! lol
This is Ian, guys never, ever go in the craft room its a place of danger and as for our bed. If her ladyship leave a needle in the bed one more time.....
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Ouch !!.......bet that could be a pain in the ass Ian.....LOL.
ReplyDeleteTalking of 'holy shit' George here's my entry
Any one heard from Lil Duck?.......keeping a low profile ..!!
George, you keep the replacement for the 'blow up doll'.
ReplyDeleteSend me the Ford Anglia in the background.
My very first car Mike.....bought one in 1971,before i had passed my test......off my brother in law......memories..!!!?
ReplyDeleteJohn you were buying your first car when I was only 4!!!
ReplyDeleteI am off to play with my puff paint. Anyone want to join me. When its dry I can rub alsorts onto it to make it sparkle!
My mind is BOGGLING here Bev.
ReplyDeleteMike and John? Are you both up for a sparkling willy each?
My first motor was a Ford Thames van - The Police always asked if it was my shaggin'wagon everytime they stopped me at 3am in the mornings!
I bet that's the kind of trick you used to do Mke! LMAO
Wel answer the question George, was it??
ReplyDeletePassed my test in my dads ford anglia 105E I think was the model number. Passed my scooter test on a Lambretta Li150 the same week. Corr 46 yrs ago!!
Ermmmm...yes Keith, it was! I USED to be a really bad boy in those days! lol
ReplyDeleteGuys, I am putting my serious head on. Ian has left for a funeral of a 53 year old friend. He was an active runner, sportsman. led the ten tors expeditions at the school. He had a heart attack 2 weeks ago and never regained consciousness.
ReplyDeleteHe always inspired and saw the best in the kids he taught. As they said he was a legend.
Guys grab life and enjoy as we never know what is round the corner. Give someone you love a hug.
You guys and girlies are the best. Thank you
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Afternoon all xx sorry about your news Bev xx hope all goes well xx
ReplyDeleteHey, Lil' Duck isn't hiding......It's JJ's 4th birthday today and she's 'building' him a Combine Harvester cake for his party on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteThat I will have to see to believe! Gotta be her biggest cake challenge to date.
Elise is also helping to cut and paste our old messages into the Memorial Album pages as and when I download the photos and details.
Lil' Duck...I think you'd better concentrate on that cake first! lol
Sorry about that sad news Bev......It makes us all the more determined to make the most of every minute, doesn't it
ReplyDeleteLive life to the full now...and no regrets later!!
We talked about Cops stopping vehicles earlier, and I just remembered this true story (no offence Mike, LMAO)
ReplyDeleteA driver was stopped for speeding. Asked his occupation he replied, "Rectum Stretcher!"
"What the hell is that," asks the police officer.
The driver says, "First you put one finger in, then two fingers in and then a fist in etc, until it's six foot wide."
"What do you do with a six foot arsehole??" asks the policeman.
The driver replies, "Give it a uniform and a speed gun."
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Tooooooooo funny!
Bev,
ReplyDeleteSorry about your news, but agree with your sentiments:-
""Guys grab life and enjoy as we never know what is round the corner""
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Also I agree with:- ""Give someone you love a hug"".
See you later, just popping next door to see their 18 year old daughter.
Mike
Mike, you're living dangerously aren't you?
ReplyDeleteA few weeks you told me about your Sky Dive from a tower in Vegas....but this beats the lot.
I do hope your neighbours are out at work!
Another cracking Irish joke:
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately.
Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi' brother! He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved.
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" .................................................
.............................................................And the doctor replies:
"Denephew".
Great POLICE joke George.
ReplyDeleteI am still in touch with former colleagues in the 'Tyne & Wear" area.
I will pass on your address and car registration number to them!!!
Good Luck!!!!!
I have protection here Mike.....my son-in-law's brother is a cop with Northumbria Police's Armed Response Unit....the times he has got me out of big trouble,
ReplyDelete...... and by God, he needed that gun! LMAO
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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jaysus, it's 2011!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said, ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up?'
you guys are just mad but we loves yer.
ReplyDeleteGeorge is well known to the police up north, can't say why!!
I've had to tidy my craft room 'cos I am banned from crafting in the bedroom!!!!
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Awww thanks Bev...xx...,but so sorry to hear of your friends passing...............
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to JJ.....
THE BITCH FAIRY