A new week begins, and I've already idled away 2 hours of it........ trying to get a better look at that photo Mike posted. It's slowly dawning on me that I may be 'not the full shilling', 'a sandwich short of a picnic' and 'as daft as a brush'. I may need a psychiatrist.
And this photo soooo reminds me of a Lil' Duck we all know.......
Let's all have a good week and be really BAD on here!
I'm not a happy bunny as I have broken my pokey tool getting flowers out of a stencil. I am going to be lost without it. I need a POKEY TOOl its an essential in a girls craft room.
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away... over 45 cents?"
Hell Bev. No more - I'm hiding!! Four times in one afternoon that time I presented at Urology must be some sort of record for a straight guy. (Then again I've led a sheltered life). When registrar said go home and have a stiff one, me eyes fair clouded over!
Sorry to read that Bev...x.....best wishes my lovely...
Hi Michael.... My fav team is Spurs going back to the Jimmy Greaves era........i know he played later for W.H. Anyway my nearest team is Brighton & it would be nice to see Premier League footie in sleepy SusSEX... They have a new stadium so everything is geared up for success,but its on the pitch that counts,& they need to win tonite me thinks..Tis on sky sports....
Evening all xx Finally got my little ass on here ! What a TERRIBLE day, and George ? Stating the obvious again ....."Sandwich short of a picnic".... !! PMSL !! xx Humdinger ofa day at Rura Penthe....Thank goodness I am not back there now until the weekend :-) Eventually got home about 5pm, to find that part of my 80m wall, running alongside the road had collapsed ONTO the road.... HELP !! Frantic phone call to himself, who downed tools and sped home. Managed to get the stones/boulders off the road for now, but the wall has bowed outwards, and will go at any time......Grrrrrrr.....just what I don't need xx
you on the booze too. I've had to abstain for a week. Making up for it now. Good job I am on holiday!! Enjoy the brandy and be good although its not as much fun!!
My new pokey tool is fabby. Well guys off to bed!!
Gooooood MOONING all.
ReplyDeleteA new week begins, and I've already idled away 2 hours of it........ trying to get a better look at that photo Mike posted.
It's slowly dawning on me that I may be 'not the full shilling', 'a sandwich short of a picnic' and 'as daft as a brush'.
I may need a psychiatrist.
And this photo soooo reminds me of a Lil' Duck we all know.......
Let's all have a good week and be really BAD on here!
That's an order....from my pussy:
I'm not a happy bunny as I have broken my pokey tool getting flowers out of a stencil. I am going to be lost without it. I need a POKEY TOOl its an essential in a girls craft room.
ReplyDeleteOff to the dentist so it really isn't my day.
lots of love
bev
xx
Mornin' Bev : )~
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'm losing it?????
Like I advised (re your sausage rolls dilemma) last week...USE IAN'S.... FFS!!!!
LMAO
Mornin Bevie
ReplyDeleteCan't Ian help - or is his poker broken as well?
Heyyyyyyyyyy Bill in Thailand (Willie33)...THANKS for those outrageously funny cartoons you sent me. ROFLMBO
ReplyDeleteI'll have to 'stick' one of those on here now and again (when I'm feeling brave!).
It's a good feeling knowing someone has just spluttered their cuppa over the screen and then fell off the chair! PMSL
And here's one from 'Naughty Pauline'...lol
ReplyDeleteA Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away... over 45 cents?"
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
I'm going for a few beers tonight with a couple of mates to celebrate West Brom's MAGNIFICENT win on Saturday against local rivals Villa.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of:-
I see what Mike's up to.
ReplyDeleteOi! you old Baggie fan....you want me to end up with Mr Magoo glasses dontcha??? LMAO
I might just have to give you a tip on how to make your insertions much bigger.....(not that Kath sent me a pleading email!!) ROFLMAO
Yesssssss Mike.....Good wins for WBA & Sunderland.....The only way is UP now.....surely??? (PLEASE!).
Thanks for your 'kind' offer George, but I am told my insertions are big enough for any normal person..LOL
ReplyDeleteAfternoon all.....been busy busy..........
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone.....
Hope the dentist didn't 'pokey' to much with his tool....Bev..xx......pmsl
Reminds me of lastime i went
Yes good wins & If Brighton can beat West Ham tonite even better.....
Four tits...
Blooming heck Mike got headache reading your bits as so out of focus......but i drink the beer..!!.
Good news and bad news guys.
ReplyDeleteI have new pokey tool. I coud use Ians at is, no not going there! I need a pokey tool to get things out of holes!
Bad news. I have to have an op on my mouth sometime next week.
lol
bev
Jeez soz to hear that Bev.
ReplyDeleteStill look on the bright side - at least Ian'll get to have a bit of peace and quiet!
Wot you mean John?
ReplyDeleteThe Irons are my team! - Up yours lol
Mick, I could use my pokey tool on you you know!!!
ReplyDeleteHell Bev. No more - I'm hiding!!
ReplyDeleteFour times in one afternoon that time I presented at Urology must be some sort of record for a straight guy.
(Then again I've led a sheltered life).
When registrar said go home and have a stiff one, me eyes fair clouded over!
Things you get up to eh?
Sorry to read that Bev...x.....best wishes my lovely...
ReplyDeleteHi Michael....
My fav team is Spurs going back to the Jimmy Greaves era........i know he played later for W.H.
Anyway my nearest team is Brighton & it would be nice to see Premier League footie in sleepy SusSEX...
They have a new stadium so everything is geared up for success,but its on the pitch that counts,& they need to win
tonite me thinks..Tis on sky sports....
Englands finest
Mike, why were you at the urologists 4 times today. Is there something you need to share with us!!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the match John. What did you think of the manchester score yesterday xx
Wasn't today Bev - I meant when first referred.(Got poked 4 times!). Lord I'm sinking in all this.
ReplyDeleteTalking about the Lord, is that a picture of Him or is it 'arry's best mate.
Evening all xx Finally got my little ass on here ! What a TERRIBLE day, and George ? Stating the obvious again ....."Sandwich short of a picnic".... !! PMSL !! xx Humdinger ofa day at Rura Penthe....Thank goodness I am not back there now until the weekend :-) Eventually got home about 5pm, to find that part of my 80m wall, running alongside the road had collapsed ONTO the road.... HELP !! Frantic phone call to himself, who downed tools and sped home. Managed to get the stones/boulders off the road for now, but the wall has bowed outwards, and will go at any time......Grrrrrrr.....just what I don't need xx
ReplyDeleteIs that the same one you usually drive him up, me duck?
ReplyDeletePMSL ! Ask George Mike !! xx
ReplyDeletemike my lovely you live dangerously!!
ReplyDeleteuh oh sounds ominous Bev
ReplyDeletebetter restrict any thoughts of doubles to me brandy glass lmao
nite x
you on the booze too. I've had to abstain for a week. Making up for it now. Good job I am on holiday!! Enjoy the brandy and be good although its not as much fun!!
ReplyDeleteMy new pokey tool is fabby. Well guys off to bed!!
Lots of love me lovelies xx
Wise man !
ReplyDeletedo wise men actually exist on this blog....
ReplyDeleteDrat Brighton lost........glad i see it on Sky though as pissed down all night...!!!
ReplyDeleteBev.......kick up the bum for Man U's
Da thinks so.....!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVERY WISE MEN!
ReplyDeleteBollocks To PCa Founding Fathers