GOOD PEEPS
How about a new resolution to start a new week in this new month?
We need exercise, right?
LET'S ALL LEARN
POLE DANCING
(Mike could teach us!)
One for John........
And if one lil' duck would oblige.....
I'd show her my own special pole dancing prowess!
LMAO
George, Yes I am all for your new exercise resolution.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am pretty good at Polish dancing.
So I've heard, Mike.
ReplyDeleteKath says she ties huge polishing cloths to your slippers, dips you into two inches of wax, amd sets you to work on the lving room floor.
She then locks the door for 30 minutes.
When the time is up, she brings in your inflatable doll and the CD player.
She then selects the fastest Polka music CD she can find and locks you in again, this time for an hour.
I'm told you have the best polished wooden floor in Stourbridge!
You couldn't make it up folks, could you? : )
Morning all xx George ? What meds are you taking ????????? !!!!!!!!!! Sounds like you are having an 'episode' there ! be careful ! I can alreadt pole dance....you never asked before !
ReplyDeleteElise? You can pole dance?? Ohhhhhhhhh Yesssssssssssssssss!
ReplyDeleteThis gets better by the minute.
We must have a plan!
Mike? I know you are a regular performer at the Midlands May Pole dancing Festival on 1st May....do you think you could bring your pole to Leicester. 30th June next year?
Elise? Will Mike's 'pole' be big enough for you? : )~
Roll on next June.....I'm getting over-excited already!
I am packing my favourite, large, well use pole into my Leicester case as we speak for Elise's personal use.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's big enough.
WTF.........Not getting up the e.mail alerts.........huh..!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge...... found same pic minus cow head ....likeness to anyone..!!!...LOL.....
Miss the 'bum' pics Phil supplied............so putting on my own....
Awwww John,
ReplyDeleteI can see you're missing all the ladies' bum pics!
Let's see what we can do to brighten your days.
LADIES? Send all yor photos to me first (for re-sizing and touching up of course...what else?? lol).
NOW ladies....DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS LOT...From our mate PHIL CLARKE:
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low-cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a brick? A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend - Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in other words............. B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show. Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's called Fact Hunt.
The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back
And a real LADIES' JOKE from our London Bollockeer, PAULINE:
ReplyDeleteA woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking QANTAS," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
" QANTAS?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of QANTAS's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who the F**k did your hair?"
I know someone else who can pole dance......
ReplyDeleteGeorge, you were in fine form today. Love the jokes xx
George ? I see that Multiply are updating the site...How will that affect us here ? xx
ReplyDeleteThanks, George, I've just had another look at yesterdays blog and thanks for the rescue.
ReplyDeleteI tried to follow your tutorial to the letter..... WRONG letters though... I must try harder as my old school reports said !!!!
Night night all.
Chris.