Sunday, 23 October 2011

Sunday Sunny

Morning All.....Well it is here.....

Good win for Sunderland & WBA yesterday & hope same for Spurs today...

Positive vibes to for Elise's dad Ian

Whatever your day... may it be gentle..

 

Irish Maths Test

 

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math’s test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat’s easy." And proceeds to draw three trees

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Have you no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says Paddy.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.... "Ere ye go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
Paddy stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ye go. One hundred. 

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"
Paddy is the new supervisor

 

18 comments:

  1. John, love the joke!

    Windy here as well, morning George.

    The boys are watching the rugby and I am making flowers in bed. I know I'll be in trouble!!

    Have a fabby day

    xx

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  2. OMG! That's a TERRIBLE joke, John........but I LIKE it!l

    Yep, Good wins for the Black Cats and the Baggies, Good luck to Spurs today (I can say that, now that dear Old Alex isn't here).
    I spoke to his wife Pat yesterday. She sends her big hugs to you all, and says she'd love to come along to Leicester next June, all being well.she'd love to meet us all again...and the feeling is mutual....she's a great lady.

    Here's wishing Elise's dad Ian a good and quick recovery.

    Elise? I love that description of your no-messing attitude .........your 'Nurse Who Takes No Crap Voice', LMAO

    Morning Bev....I see we came together......why did you have to mention wind?????????????

    This calls for retaliation....watch this space!

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  3. Sorry 'bout this John...............

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  4. Morning all xx Yes George, my 'voice' has NEVER let me down yet....you have been warned ! Spoke to Mom this morning. She said that Dad is sounding a lot brighter already, and had a good night sleep. They are expecting him to be in for about 3 or 4 days, so will see what happens tomorrow. I will be phoning him about 11am. Thanks for all the good wishes, it means a lot to me Guys xx

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  5. Thanks Elise...xx..& for update......
    George that would be excellent if Pat could make it.....She is a true diamond.....& i know Val will be very pleased to...

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  6. Hi Bev..xx...Thanks for this pic you just sent me..

    What a surprise for Ian, my lovely.....................................pmsl

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  7. Glad it arrived. Just wait until tonight!

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  8. I think we'd all be better off in staying in bed all day.

    It's tooooo bleeding cold these days!

    It's particularly nippy on Tyneside today:

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  9. No cold here George, so your weather station would be useless......Bloody lashing down.......xx

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  10. Awww, so not even good weather for ducks, huh? LMAO

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  11. This quite interesting....a well thumbed page from Newcastle Airport's AGM

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  12. .....and you know all this because......???????? I SERIOUSLY get worried about you George ! PMSL ! xx

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  13. George was actually looking for this.....

    pmsl

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  14. Woman's English V Men's English

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH


    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?



    MEN'S ENGLISH


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I' d like to have sex with you

    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay


    these are good and are curtesy of my mate Mick on pcc. xx

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  15. Hey Bev..

    Mick is known to post the odd joke.........pmsl.....some are real beauties to......

    Well its been a very sunny warmish day here,& probably won't get to many more,before Winter sets in....so enjoy.!!


    All our teams won this weekend,& to add to a good footie weekend for me was ManU's being stuffed 6-1..............
    I think its nearing time for a

    Slainte.....

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  16. Hi John,
    YES, everyone was a winner this weekend!

    Including these ladies.
    I don't know what they won and I don't care.

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  17. Hiya Mike, that looks like a superb photo. Can you tell the guys here when and where that contest will be held next year??????

    Geeeeez, I have eyestrain now. Even zooming in at 400% didn't help much.

    At that level all you see is 'fuzzy bits' LMAO

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  18. Steady on Georgie - you'll send yassel blind at this rate (as Mammy used to say when she caught ya!) LMAO

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