Good Morning all,
After yesterdays blog of the TRIBUTE TO PHIL, I want to say on behalf of you all a BIG THANKYOU to George for publishing the Order of Service for all those unable to be there.
Enjoy your day everyone, we are off down south for the day, Wimbourne, aunt visiting and back to hall painting tomorrow.
Chris.
Morning all : )~
ReplyDeleteThanks for the daily greeting Chris...I AM out of bed now...and caught up with some sleep.
I was tickled pink to get this photo from Keith this morning.
He and Nette have a new pussy, very exotic, and imported from Asia.
Ain't she just exquisite?
MIND YOU...Keith is looking a lot 'leaner' these days......it could be because of those daily 4 mile walks this pussy needs!
Morning all......Good pic George.....
ReplyDeleteChris be careful with the D.I.Y.....!!
Shirley sent me an old diy pic....
She did say not to post it though.......oooops.!!
Mind you this'll bring tears to your eyes..!!
Yowwwwwww...
George ....i have already had a pic censored & its in my album.....Had not used it at all..!!!?..grrrrr
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Catch up later.......
OMG! John,you're a real sadist today, LMAO, must be your RT kicking in!
ReplyDeleteIf you want to make sure a pic can't be censored......post it in a new blog using the 'Insert Photo' tab to get it posted directly from your computer files.
Talking about DIY and building stuff...
ReplyDeleteHERE'S AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER FROM MARK:
Subject: Logical Scientist
Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Pat: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Seamus: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Pat: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet.
On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Pat: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession
Pat: - Oh? What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Pat: - Er ... mmm ...... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Pat: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Pat: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Pat: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...... built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?
Pat: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Pat: - Yep! Five times a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often? Pat: - Do what? Not me, mate!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Pat: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Pat: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Pat returns to his mate.
Seamus: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Pat: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Seamus: - What's that then?
Pat: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Seamus: - Nope
Pat: - Well then, you're a wanker
And another great one from yet ANOTHER LONDONER!...(must be that warm weather they always seem to have, not that I'm jealous.....Grrrrrrrr!)
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich, that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.”
The second guy said “Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets he's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third man said “Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own Construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday, a 30,000 square foot mansion.”
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked “What are all the congratulations for?”
One of the three said “We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?”
The fourth man replied “My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends said “What a shame.... What a disappointment.”
The fourth man replied “No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. He hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.”
And from PAULINE again...(I LOVE THIS!!)
ReplyDeleteAn old married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
A second from Mark.............OH SO TRUE!!
ReplyDeleteSCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN
SCHOOL BUS IN INDIA
.........and which country do you get when you phone in and ask for help with a technical problem?????????
Mark is in TREMENDOUS form today!!
ReplyDeleteHere's another:
And finally, a geography lesson from Sir Mark:
ReplyDeleteYou are in fine form my lovelies. Just love the first picture, a pleasure to look at and the cats not to bad either.
ReplyDeleteIs the picture of Goeorge, John or someone else!!!
lol
bev
Just a couple.......Btw nice jokes George..
ReplyDeleteHiya Bev..xx...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day....
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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What do you call a snake on Viagra?
Rod!...
A hoarse voiced snake on viagra?.....Rod Stewart?
ReplyDeleteBev, the reflection in that window wasn't me - or John!! (and it wasn't Keith...I was kidding you there)
Do you notice one of our blokes is missing today....Tall guy....Lives in the 'Brummie' area? Too ashamed to show his face?
Evening all xx Some madcap posts there today, which is good to see.
ReplyDeleteWell, Lil' Husky Duck has turned into lumpy Duck......taken a reaction against the antibiotics I have been given.......when will this ever end? Feeling VERY sorry for myself xx
Why be ashamed of showing you face when you have showed you bits!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOff out to the theatre darlings. The old man has a date with the TV... he wouldn't dare otherwise he could end up wearing...........
Be good me lovelies xx
Poor Lil duck......thoughts with yer....hope you're better real soon..xx.
ReplyDeleteBev.....have a nice time me darling at the Theatre.....xx
Yep footie tonite & tis England playing......bring it on.....
Poor lil lumpy duck. XXXXXX
ReplyDeleteI was holding back from asking where you were in case you were having a good rest (yeah right...as if!).
It seems so common these days for us to have reacttions to anti-biotics etc. doesn't it?
I never had adverse reactions to anything until the last few years.
I tell a lie...I react badly to Simon Cowell, lol
I long for the day someone will 'OUT' him!! Grrrrrrr.
Get better real soon Elise. Sending you loads of healing vibes and TLC wishes. XXXXX
Thanks Guys xx Am feeling the love xx WHY does these things happen to me eh ? Grrrrrrrrr not nice at all xx
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