Good Morning Silly Peeps
Wow..Now that should cheer we guys up -
A LOT!
I am back to being
Rip Van Hardy
(again)
(Must be the non-stop sex I'm having)
OK. my serious head on now..
(SHADDUP YOU LOT!)
So quite a few of us are having flu jabs this month?
Please ask about having the PNEUMONIA
jab while you're at the doc's.
I'll give you the phone number of my lady GP
if you need it!
George is right ask about the pnumonia jab before you go. Ian to go back for his because there needs to be dr on the premisis. Don't worry about the needle Ians was only a small prick!
ReplyDeleteWatched the rugby this morning, enough said.
Be good me lovelies and have fun xx
Awww Bev.....you're always mentioning Ian's willy. You're one BAD lady!!LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnd talking about BAD LADIES.....
Look what PAULINE has just posted:
How to kill a cheating MAN
(only a woman could think of this one!!!)
BRILLIANT, Pauline, Thank you!
I wonder how long that lasts before the Photobucket police get it???
Thanks Pauline......copied it.!!
ReplyDeleteHey Bev?
ReplyDeletePauline thinks your hubby is a postman.....or she may be getting him confused with John (have you got a new part time job, John??)
She sent this scandalous piece of news in:
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow, David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman commented.
David, in obvious pain, replied, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I?'."
The Postman thinks a moment and said, "How do you play 'WHO AM I?' ?"
" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.."
The postman laughed and said, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."
"Probably a good thing you did," David responded."Your name came up 7 times."
Evening all xx How is everyone this dull, dark evening ? Yes, grotty in the Rebel County.....again....... :-( Lil' Duck is still lumpy and bumpy......I must be allergic to life I reckon ! have a good one people xx
ReplyDeleteIan couldn't be a postman cos his delivery is not good!
ReplyDeleteMe mention Ians bits never!!
George, beware of postmen this week..........!!!
Bev xx You are naughty, but I do like you ! Poor Ian ! xx
ReplyDelete!!!! this blog brings out the worse in me!
ReplyDeleteHere's a postie cake idea for Elise..xx..
ReplyDeleteLot colder today got a jumper on for the first time......nothing else though...
You are right......Bev.......xx......soon as i come onto this site....i suddenly change....
pmsl
Thanks John xx Am picturing you in just your jumper.......is it a wool one ?! [Don't tell George ! xx]
ReplyDeleteBev xx perfectly innocent remarks ! xx
Turned our heating on so that my first coat of paint in the hall would dry so that I could do second coat, worked a treat.
ReplyDeleteHaven't you seen any sun yet Elise, I'm sure your weather forcast said you should see it on Thurs or Friday in Rebel County, we haven't seen it much today, only the odd shower.
Enjoying the jokes, well done all.
Hope you are soon feeling better Elise xxxx
Thanks Chris xx No, no sunshine here.....am thinking we will never see the sun again ! Although, gotta say, it was bl@@dy cold here on Thursday, today, it is extremely mild. In fact, so mild, that a number of our shrubs have started flowering again.....WTF !!??
ReplyDeleteStill not good, but thanks for asking. Am dosed up to the eyes in anti histamines.....fingers crossed they kick in soon......Still needing lots of TLC please ! xx
Awww Elise....
ReplyDeleteThat's a really hang-dog look you have there
Chin up Lil' Duck.....I have a warm duck duvet if you wanna share????
And now, more about John:
THE ZIPPER!
John walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open!" Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?'
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, 'No, no, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.'
Thanks George xx You know how I love my Duck Down Duvets ! xx
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