I hope Elise has managed to finish her 2 cakes, xxxx
Weekend starts tomorrow.
Enjoy your day everyone, anyone going for tests ect, hope they do well...
Anyone going to todays conferance, hope you find out things we didn't know about.
chris.
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.....Nope.....still going ! Morning Chris xx Catch you later, busy, busy ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning all....
ReplyDeleteChris been searching for a certain file for ages
& keep getting this message come up......
pmsl..
Cracker of a day here & just about to replace my old rusty gate....
Pics please Elise when completed....xx
cheers.!
Oh..! & i got a tax repayment of £139 quid for tax year 2010/11..!!!!?
Woohoo...
We have booked our room for Mill on the Soar 2012.
ReplyDeleteGonna have to do lots of hard drinking to make sure their profits don't fall without our drinking buddy doing his bit.
Keith & Nette
Right. Magic Mushroom sorted. Finishing line in sight for the 2nd cake. Keith ? Practice ? Drinking ? Who ? Me? Check with John on that one......I was drinking for me and Big Guy this year ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeletePS The drinks are on you next June then John ??!! xx
Good on you two.....We booked both nights yonks ago.....can't wait...!!!?.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the London meet in Dec too......
You come in front of me again Elise.xx.!!!!
ReplyDeleteKeith....I can confirm Elise was drinking for all of Ireland too.......pmsl
Oh no!!...... another bank loan needed eh.....i be joining you with the Jameson's though as the beer blew me out too much....
Keith, you won't be able to keep up with Elise.....and God help you if her mum Elsie challenges you to a 'drink-off'!
ReplyDeleteAs an ex-champion boozer myself...I can testify that our Elise is up there high in the rankings! lol
It's a bit strange though, Elise goes kinda quiet when she drinks.....and you're wondering what's coming next! LMAO
Speaking of comings and goings, I am delighted to see that John's little problem has been solved.
Elise came before him this morning!!
WOW! WTG John, you stud-muffin!!
Mickter posted a great little quip about my '4 monkeys' pic last night.
It deserves a follow up, so here goes:
And here's my very own useless uro on holiday in Marbella:
Here's a clever joke from Pauline:
ReplyDeleteONE SMART INDIAN!
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan.
So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.
The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.
The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.
Seeing this, loan officer says,
“Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.......
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire.
What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”
The Indian replies : ................................
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and
for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Cake #2 ... Magic Mushroom fairy Cake
ReplyDeleteCake #3 finished. HUGE BALVENIE for me tonight :-))
ReplyDeleteWe think that with that much tallent you should do cake making full time !! xxxx
ReplyDeleteVERY well done, you ARE an ARTIST extrordinaire .....xx
John you are not far wrong !!
Nice one Pauline.
Chris & Shirley. xx
Thanks Chris xx Big Guy was always saying the same thing xx Now, my time is free for another while, lets cause chaos and mayhem....who wants to be chaos, and who wants to be mayhem ?! xx
ReplyDeleteJohn ? Forgot about London....I am all booked up, first double on me ?? xx
What can I say Elise...MAGNIFICENT - yet again!!
ReplyDeleteI've been messing with designs for a suitable birthday cake for me.
I like this...but you'd have to change the face...maybe you could look in in the mirror to ensure you get it right?? LMAO......YUM YUM!
PMSL ! xx I know what Big Guy would say ! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Elise,
ReplyDeleteNice cakes, well done!!
I like Hundreds & Thousands on mine, so can you send me one like this:-
Mike xx
ha ha ha ha ! Good one Mike ! xx
ReplyDeleteBoth cakes are just too good to eat.!!.....The 'magic mushroom' cake has so much detail i bet the door is on its own hinges..!!!!! Very well done.....xx
ReplyDeleteSeriously talented you should advertise samples of your work locally & afar......you sure will do well.!!
As we are talking of talent......
Val made up a flower arrangement for a very dear neighbour recently who's brother had died.....He had prostate cancer for 11 years,& although it was progressing he
actually died of other complications
Recent pic of Val with another arrangement
John's talent.........
John xx Loving your talent ! PMSL ! No stopping you now you have the hang of PB eh ?! Tell Val she is just magic xx The flowers are beautiful ! I drop mine into a vase, have a little poke about and that's it ! xx
ReplyDeletePS Your shed looking WAY tidier than mine ! xx
emm.....George ? Did you send my card via Bill in Thailand at all ??!! xx
ReplyDeletehey John......Lovely arrangement. Lots of these for Val xxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't think we'd be puzzled by the 'BOTTOM 'pic (literally).......
You haven't changed a bit since I last saw you in June! LMAO
Elise, John's very like you.....he dips his into a vase, has a little poke about...and that's it!
And NO....I sent your card from Jarrow main post office at 2pm on Monday 10th October (THIS YEAR, lol).
The last I saw of it after I'd paid the postage was...the wifey behind the counter sticking an air mail stamp on it, then demanding £1 and saying...."Shall I put it in for you?"
I must admit I walked away in shock, wondering who'd been talking about me!!!!!!!!
John, be careful how long you do that party trick for!
ReplyDeleteAll these from our great mate Mark the Spark.........Bloody HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteA pretty young gypsy girl knocked on my door and asked if I had any old clothing. I said yes, but asked what I would get in return. She said I could play with her breasts.
I thought, that’s fair, tit for tat.
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I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.
Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer.
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Why men shouldn’t be Agony aunts.
Dear Simon,
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start. I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years. Can you help me…I’m desperate.
Dear Reader
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines.
Hope this helps.
Simon
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Just said to the missus…”Hey fat gut..what do you want for Valentines Day” She said “Don’t get f*cking lippy” I said “Mascara it is then!”
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Norwegian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Brazilian, a Canadian, an Argentinian, a Korean and a Swiss man walked into a pub. The bouncer says “Sorry.. I can’t let you in without a Thai”.
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Man shagging 30 stone woman. He says “Can we have the light switched off?” She said “Why? Do you find me repulsive?” He said “ No….it’s burning my bum”.
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You won’t hear from me for a while mate. Being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables……..I gotta lilo.
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News just in….There’s a female ref for the United v City match. The kick off has been put back an hour so she can park her car.
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Paddy got a letter in the post this morning. It landed on the floor, says on the envelope DO NOT BEND. He’s still wondering how to pick it up!
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....You are using 'email strippers' now George ?????!!!!! LMAO ! [...no wonder you keep getting viruses !] xx
ReplyDeleteLoved the Agony Aunt one.......
ReplyDeleteAn' Oh shit' moment..!!!!!?
BTW Elise.....thats my garage.......my shed is where the cats sleep a lot....Big shock for them as its coming down next week....xx.
Anyone going to join me in an 'Elise Size' snifter ?......anyone .....?
ReplyDeleteWell......okay......[sniff].....if nobody is playing, I am off to bed....some of us are at work y'know......
ReplyDeleteNite Nite Elise..xx
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