MORNING FELLOW BOLLOCKEERS....
WAITING FOR THE COUNCIL TO COLLECT MY OLD SHED & OTHER BITS...
COULD BE A LONG WAIT......STILL NOT RAINING.....YET.!!
WHAT ERE YOU DO......HOPE ITS RELAXING....
AT LEAST I GOT MY CAR FIXED PRONTO............CHEAP AS WELL..!!!!...
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
(I bet you're gonna read this joke again!)
Good morning John, good morning to everyone.
ReplyDeleteSoggy start here, forecast isn't much better for most of us.
George, I like the picture of us, well done.
The post about passing the driving test in 1971 made us both feel old, as Shirley passed hers in 1954 and mine in 1963..
See I have been reading old blogs, took me all yesterday afternoon to do it !
Chris.
PS. Whatever you are doing today, enjoy if you can, and George, I hope your meds are behaving..
Chris...........I bought my first car in 1971................It was a Corgi car.....i bought it out my pocket money.............
ReplyDeleteOnly joking......it was a Ford Anglia....only 17,& had not passed my test at the time....!!!!!?
Morning' Good Peeps : )~
ReplyDeleteGlad to have you back Chris (you might keep John under control! lol).
You're talking about passing driving tests?
I passed mine in 19 SIXTY NINE (morning Elise!) in the driving instructor's Triumph Herald.
Driving lessons were a hoot...specially Sunday lunchtime ones. The instructor would get me to pull up at one or two pubs on the route..... he'd pop in for a pint, then come back, get in the back seat, tell me to drive on...and he sat there reading the Sunday papers! LMAO
If Elise is awake yet, I meant to say what a fantastic cake the COMBINE HARVESTER was, she is soooo talented.
ReplyDeleteI also learnt in a Triumph Herald, George, [Shirley learnt in a Morris 8] I think you quite enjoyed your Sunday lessons then, did he buy you a drink as well ?
Good morning guys, Its a St Trinians lunch for me so need to get my hair in pig tails and the costume on!
ReplyDeleteStill recovering from yesterday, 2 pints a bottle of red is not necc a good idea!
Have a fun day darlins
xx
Morning everyone,
ReplyDeletePouring down here in the Midlands.
John, good to see your 'cheap' car repair. We all have to do this nowadays.
I have repaired mine and it seems to work OK.
Went for an Indian last night.
Kath and I were sitting at a table but Kath's attention was drawn to a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed. "He's an old boyfriend. I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many, many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
I think Kath will speak to me again in about 1~weeks time.
Mike
Mike
ReplyDeletemorning all.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've heard you don't do things by halves Bev - or is that Ian talking about putting their hair in pigtails?
Morning all xx Thanks Chris, 2 more cakes by tomorrow, I better start cracking the whip again !!
ReplyDeleteGeorge ? 1969....you are OBSESSED !!! However, gotta say, that makes me younger, so TA !! PMSL ! Keep dreaming ! xx
DON'T YER JUST LUV AFRICA.
ReplyDeletePlenty more room at the back...
Bike &Trailer....!!!!
Emergency response unit.......
Geezus John ! xx They were traveling about like that when I was in Africa in the 70s...hasn't improved much either by the looks of it ! xx
ReplyDeleteELISE?
ReplyDeleteWE GOTTA SEE A PICTURE OF YOU WITH THE AFRO HAIRSTYLE YOU HAD BACK THEN!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours...............
In your Dreams Georgie Boy !! xx
ReplyDeleteSimon Lord
ReplyDeleteI'm working with Prostate Action on some stuff. They have secured a segment of ITV Good Morning on Nov 15th and need a total of thirty non-PCa men to have a standard rectal examination from a Harley St urologist. It's to highlight the fact that no-one dies of embarrassment from the examination but 10,200 men a year die from PCa.
We need your rear (which will not be shown to the nation) on the South Bank for an hour or two. Travel expenses paid, plus breakfast. Excellent cause and a great story to tell afterwards.
I am helping Simon in this brilliant endeavor. Sherri reminded me that it was 11 years to the day that Big Guy watched the programme, then went to the GP about his symptoms. Is this Big Guy metering out some divine intervention? 15th November would have been his birthday......
Anyway, if ANY of you, know any male, non PCa in the 40+ age bracket, please get in contact with Simon or myself. We have a few hopeful candidates as of this morning, and need to get at least 30 guys in on this.
Thanks people, I know you will do your best xxx
To be Shown on Phil's birthday??
ReplyDeleteThat is such a coincidence Elise. I think Dr Chris Steele was the medic Phil saw on TV 11 years ago...a Geordie GP (sorry folks!).
I know Phil actually wrote and thanked him after his diagnosis.
The Capn has a hand in this, methinks, (Ooooerrrrrr....just realised what I typed.......that sounds very scary for the partipants!! WTG PHIL!).
George xx Do you know anyone in the London or home counties that would be willing to volunteer here ? I do think Big Guy is the Cap'n on this one dude xx Be nice if we could honor his memory xx
ReplyDeleteElise? I don't know ( or even admit to knowing) ANYONE in the London or home counties apart from our PCC mates, lol.
ReplyDeleteBUT...I can get you 30 Jarra Lads who'd volunteer....just for a freebie in London and a good piss up!
Come to think of it.....some Geordie lasses are so thick...they'd probably volunteer for a DRE on TV too! LMAO
Geezus George !!! No lasses please ! Bad enough trying to raise the male awareness !!!! Any ideas, then let me know. All expenses paid, worth a shot eh ? xx
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ReplyDeleteBet Phil, Charlie, Andy and Ed would probably be game for a laugh
Hey Elise...xx... re-"worth a shot".....Don't you mean "worth a poke"..........Lol
ReplyDeleteRe above.......If only the male royals would speak out on PCa awareness.....More thats said the better........
Nitey NITE folks.!!
Okay, well, 3 things here......
ReplyDelete1] You are all not helping me here to find a guy who willingly wants his DRE on daytime TV ...yes...I am being serious here !
2] WHO THE FCUK put Twitter, FB, etc links on here ??? GEORGE !!!!!! A word please, the whole damm blog nearly ended up on my FB page....Oh Yes.....be afraid people....
3] Still at this christening cake, as I had a sick little girl sent home from school, and Mam had no time left during daylight hours....
Oh, finally, enjoy your sleep Guys, cos I ain't getting any tonight......grrrrrrrr
Whoa Elise..xx.....we are not poo pooing it....but most of the people i know,that were concerned when i got diagnosed have been checked out anyway........I asked Val to spread the message at her work place....but can only ask her....
ReplyDeleteI do awareness for my local prostate group......& see it all the time how difficult it is to get thru to the men.....I target the woman who are with them as most men are in denial/not interested......Thanks to Goverment inaction on nationwide awareness ....
I think also if someone is determined enough to have a DRE,he won't be awating an invite..!!
Sorry to hear of your little one being sick.... & hope she gets well soon Elise..
I have not been well myself today (back /butt aches),& slept earlier,& thats why I'm up now as can't sleep...
Hope you complete your cake soon.....sees yer...
John xx Not having a go, but someone must be able to help here ?
ReplyDeleteI am still up, as just finished cake, and I find that the wonderful Multiply has multiplied itself....grrrrrr......to dangerous for my way of thinking.
You need a back rub xxxx
Yep see your post on it re - Multiply.....
ReplyDeleteI guess the back ache was self inflicted with the shed,but have increased pain in the butt,which may be due to the R.T.
Anyways.....hope you find your 30 men & i keep it in mind & casually mention it at the footie on Sat...
Val's calling me now.....must depart upstairs .....good night my friend.....xx....