Oh well done you..xx.. BTW not flying TPA from Cork in Dec are you.????
WELCOME TO TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business! We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
ROFLMAO !!! Oh dear George....well, was gonna say you were half way there with the moaning, now it looks like we will have to start calling you 'Victor'.... !!
Right Victor, I've gone back to the beginning and followed your instructions to the letter. I can see the pic of rasps on all my postings so if you can't I don't know what to do next!! HELP xx
. A mother and her young son were flying Jetstar from Brisbane to Sydney. >
> > The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother > and > asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't > big planes have baby planes?" > > The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the > flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight > attendant, > "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big > planes have baby planes?" > > The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you to > ask me?" > > The boy said, "Yes, she did." > > > > > > > "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes > because Jetstar always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that > to you."....!!!!!!!
I went to the pub last night and my mate Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave", I said, "i'ts not like you to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my 6 year old son," Dave replied.
"Don't tell me,he's been fighting in school" I said?
"I only wish it was just that, continued Dave but, it's far worse than that. The little B has got our neighbour's gorgeous 18 year old daughter PREGNANT."
"Get away, that's Impossible!!" I said.
"It's not, said Dave, the little s**t made a pin hole in all my Condoms."
Shovel business is slow at the moment
I could think of a number of people who could help!
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ARSENAL I suppose? lol
ReplyDeleteMorning all. Rugrats have woken me up. Some people have no decency have they?
Got to have cuppa and then don my germ mask. Back soon I hope : )~
Morning all........Just a few titters.....
ReplyDeleteMike xx George is usually full of crap, ask him ! PMSL !! xx
ReplyDeletePS - 2 more cake orders for Lil Duck :-))
Oh well done you..xx..
ReplyDeleteBTW not flying TPA from Cork in Dec are you.????
WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
Sod orf Lil' mucky Duck!
ReplyDeleteYour tight ass wont give Mike much to shovel, will it????? lol
And what's all this?..........
John? you're getting some GREAT funny pics today. WTG Sherbert!!
George, please note I said nothing about you providing the stuff to shovel. See I am a good girl!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn is on a roll x
I’m “showing off” today with my new little pic !! All with the help of my knight in shining armour. Thanks “Sir George” !! xx
ReplyDeleteSee why I don't post!!! That should have been my knight in shining armour "Saint George" !!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...oh nooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteSheena? We can't see your avatar!!
But never mind...I'll show them it while you go back to the drawing board.
Please don't worry too much, my little Scottish Chick....as folks here will RUSH to tell you....my instructions are sometimes as clear as Jarrow mud!
Tight ass....small butt.......jealous George ?! ROFLMAO !! You would miss me if I left you !
ReplyDeleteJohn xx How did you know I was flying with them in Dec ?! Discount rate if you have a small ass...... ! xx
ReplyDeleteI have a tight ass and a small butt, dear Elise, (stop bothering me, John and Michael!! ROFLMBO) but I have a big problem.
ReplyDeleteMy latest meds are giving me the look of a pregnant Victor Meldrew. Argggggggh!
OH NO !!! So much for my knight in shining armour!! xx
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO !!! Oh dear George....well, was gonna say you were half way there with the moaning, now it looks like we will have to start calling you 'Victor'.... !!
ReplyDeleteRight Victor, I've gone back to the beginning and followed your instructions to the letter. I can see the pic of rasps on all my postings so if you can't I don't know what to do next!! HELP xx
ReplyDeleteI can see Raspberries Sheena xx You did it, despite George's instructions !!! PMSL ! Well done xx
ReplyDeleteBlimey you will be putting jokes on soon...
ReplyDeleteWTG Sheena..xx
WTG SHEENA! xxxxx
ReplyDeleteYou did it...Now let's see some Scottish Chick funnies!!!!
ANOTHER PLANE JOKE........
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A mother and her young son were flying Jetstar from Brisbane to Sydney.
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>
> The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
> and
> asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
> big planes have baby planes?"
>
> The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
> flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight
> attendant,
> "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
> planes have baby planes?"
>
> The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you to
> ask me?"
>
> The boy said, "Yes, she did."
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> "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes
> because Jetstar always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that
> to you."....!!!!!!!
I went to the pub last night and my mate Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily.
ReplyDelete"What's up Dave", I said, "i'ts not like you to be so down in the mouth."
"It's my 6 year old son," Dave replied.
"Don't tell me,he's been fighting in school" I said?
"I only wish it was just that, continued Dave but, it's far worse than that. The little B has got our neighbour's gorgeous 18 year old daughter PREGNANT."
"Get away, that's Impossible!!" I said.
"It's not, said Dave, the little s**t made a pin hole in all my Condoms."
One step at a time folks. It's just taken me two years to get this little pic up!!
ReplyDeleteThere'll be no stopping you now, Sheena.
ReplyDeleteI think you should post a comeback @ Mike and John....about condoms! LMAO
AND HERE'S A REALLY FUNNY CLIP FROM COLIN AND LYNNE:
ReplyDeleteWe was in stitches too.......
ReplyDeleteYou asked for it!!!
ReplyDeleteA man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by
the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there
3in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March......."
AND................A great start! LMAO, Thanks Sheena : )~
ReplyDeleteA 12-Pack Scot (Arbroath)
hiya Sheena....xx.
ReplyDeleteGood joke.....hope to hear more of them.......& some pics to......
John