Grrrrreat News....
We have a new member...and not just any old member (lol)...but someone
a lot of us know and love already....
LET'S HAVE
A
BIG WARM WELCOME TO
JANET
(JLBatty on the PCC)
Come in, sit down, put your feet up,
and prepared to be horrified!
I've just received sad news from one of our longest standing members, Sarah Cox.
Her beloved dad lost his fight yesterday.
Till we hear more, I thought you might like to see this video, which shows photos of Sarah and her dad.
Tomorrow, (Tuesday) Kath & I off to see our son Mark in Hong Kong.
During our visit we are also going to Macau (maybe play a little Poker & Blackjack)
Then into China to visit a couple of Shovel factories.
(Still trying to get a YELLOW Shovel for Elise)!!
But the highlight of the trip will be our visit to our FAVOURITE Asian restaurant
Will be looking into the site when I can.
Mike
Sorry guys I don't do halloween. BUT those of you that do, enjoy HALLOWEEN.
George, Wednesday is "ALL SOULS" a day to remember all those departed. CAN you organise a ROLL CALL of all our missing friends for that day please.
Hope its a good Halloween Eve for everyone......
SPOOKS
There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween
WELL, WHO ELSE WOKE UP EARLY ?
Did you remember to put your clocks back an hour ?
Enjoy your sunday peoples, HALOWEEN tomorrow.
Elise, lots of wet your way AGAIN. XX
We're renowned as animal lovers on this site,and sheep, ducks, monkeys, cats and camels have featured a great deal in recent posts.
However, I'm ashamed to have to inform you...
we've been neglecting our
cuddly, furry little beavers.
Now the GOOD NEWS.
Well, what do you know?
SATURDAY 29th OCTOBER
was designated by the WWF
as
INTERNATIONAL BEAVER DAY
So...off you go...let's see as many photos of happy little beavers (and big ones) as you can post!
WELCOME HOME
TERRY & ANTHEA
after your long
(and well deserved)
Holiday Cruise.
Glad to have you back., but sorry you have to face freezing Melbourne
and those short winter days
NOT!!
LOL
'Fess up.....Exactly what outrageous joke were you telling Anthea you'd just seen on Bollocks??
MULTIPLY
Dear All,
Until I logged on today,I had no idea that Multiply had added Facebook & Twitter links to the blog message boxes.here.
WTF are they playing at???
I now see what Elise meant.....the sly bastards have stuck them right where we would normally click to 'submit' our replies.
I've tried remove these tabs, to no avail.
Till the problem is fixed, please be careful...and click the tab on the LEFT SIDE of the blog you wish to reply to.
Another Birthday
Let's Hear It For Phil (Clarke)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE
(We even got you a pussy cake!!)
Here's to many more biking days!
See you soon Phil
MORNING FELLOW BOLLOCKEERS....
WAITING FOR THE COUNCIL TO COLLECT MY OLD SHED & OTHER BITS...
COULD BE A LONG WAIT......STILL NOT RAINING.....YET.!!
WHAT ERE YOU DO......HOPE ITS RELAXING....
AT LEAST I GOT MY CAR FIXED PRONTO............CHEAP AS WELL..!!!!...
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
(I bet you're gonna read this joke again!)
A dry start today after heavy overnight rain......
Watched the Seagulls lose to the Hammers as well...
Michael...You deserved to win,as Brighton were crap..
Well today taking down the shed today,so moggies won't be happy.....need to do it as its falling down anyway..
Elise..XX...sorry to hear about yer wall problems .....
what with everything else,you don't need this.....
BEV...XX......Best wishes with the Op.......
What happened........suddenly its gone small on me.......nothing new then.!!......Grrrrrrr
HAVE A GREAT DAY WHATEVER YOU DO
Little 'big' indulgence.............
For George......
Morning All.....Well it is here.....
Good win for Sunderland & WBA yesterday & hope same for Spurs today...
Positive vibes to for Elise's dad Ian
Whatever your day... may it be gentle..
Irish Maths Test
Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math’s test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat’s easy." And proceeds to draw three trees
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Have you no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says Paddy.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.... "Ere ye go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
Paddy stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ye go. One hundred.
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"
Paddy is the new supervisor
Morning all.....Bit windy,but a fine Saturday....
Hope your day goes well,& as you would like it...
Be shuffling furniture around this morning,& watching local footie safternoon....
Be goooooood all...
One from the locker.....
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.....
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled over to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up..........and all the other bells started to ring..!!!!!!
Just had the Flu Jab at Tesco!!
Cost £10.00 and they gave me a voucher for £5.00 of clothes in store.
WOW, how they have diversified.
The pharmacist made the usual comment, don't worry, it's just a 'Small Prick'!
Here is a picture I took of her.
Real cold start here,but sunny..
Oft to Brighton soon for my last 'fry up'....
Whatever you do hope its a goodun..
Was following this very slow car earlier,& about to
overtake,when i spotted the number plate
NO WAY ...........
My first blog & its a nightmare.....Thanks to George with the tips though.......
Another hump day is here at last,
Bev is celebrating 16yrs of muvverhood
La Duck is at work, causing mayhem
And we're here to do some serious stirring
Oh Joy!!
