Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Tuesday Trouble ??




Good Morning Bollockeers !

It seems that The Captain is having trouble this morning [when isn't he ? PMSL !]

So sent me a distress signal, via Pigeon, that he pinched from George's 'Jarrow Pigeon Breeders & Fanciers Club' ....Morning George... xx

Only problem is, one of my Cat's ...ummm......errrr.......ate
 the bu@@er ..... !



So, the Tequila is for you Big Guy XX, and George ? C'est la Vie dude !

Beautiful sunny day here in The Rebel County again ! Thank god for Global Warming !



What are you all up to today ? I'm working on my tan for June  ....... [no strap lines dudes :-) ] but am having problems reaching some places with the Suntan Oil....any offers of help out there for a Lil' Duck in distress ??!!



Have a grrrrreat Tuesday People !

XXX



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  1. George Hardy12 April 2011 at 02:46

    Goooood Moaning All : )~

    If there's one thing for sure, it's that I'm a bird fancier (but NOT a member of the Jarrow Pigeon & Whippet Racing Club!!).

    So...I can't stand idly by when a cute lil' duck is in distress.



    You want help with the suntan oil?
    I'M ON MY WAY!



    Elise says Phil is in trouble?....YOU BET HE IS!

    My grandson is has been at South Shields Maternity Unit all night, as his missus is about to give birth.
    And guess who he met there?
    Yep....Capn Birdseye himself.....our PHILIP!

    And why was he there?...Well, remember his trip to South Shields beach last summer?



    Apparently the randy old sod did more than help a nubile young Egyptian 'sand dancer' with her tanning lotion!

    I've just heard that the girl's mother is on her way from Cairo to confront him. Her plane should be approaching Newcastle airport anytime now:




    Phil may be missing for a day or two.....if he's lucky!

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  2. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 02:50

    PMSL ! You are fair chipper this morning George ! Any news yet ? Isn't this the one that will be making you a GREAT Grandaddy ??!! looking forward to some help with the Suntan Oil...its slippery stuff in the wrong hands ! LMAO ! xx

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  3. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 02:52

    Can anyone access PHOTOBUCKET this morning ? Or is it just me they hate ?! xx

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  4. George Hardy12 April 2011 at 03:02

    Hiya Elise, I'm 'fairly' chipper today, but looking at at mail mountain after a few days of computer neglect!

    No probs with Photobucket for me this morning - but I did sneak a few 'dodgy' pics through the other storage site - it's called 4Shared. They've never censored a photo yet! LMAO

    And yes, this is the day I will become a great grandad. I dunno, I hit 60 a few weeks ago, and it's all going downhill at breakneck speed now. SHADDUP YOU LOT!

    I can see the future already:


    Yet ANOTHER mug for this old mug:



    My poor old pussy Portia will go out one night and never return:



    WORST OF ALL...I'll have to admit my daughter Kristy is now a GRANNY!




    There's only one thing for it. I'll join my granddaughter at her next army posting near Winchester.
    Then I'll come home - and TIDY UP!

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  5. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 03:23

    Bravo George !!!!! Nope, PB still not letting me in....?


    Comments - Graphics - eCards - Photobucket

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  6. john sherwood12 April 2011 at 04:56

    Hi All, (yes lurking Elise xx)

    Elise,was you & Bev talking about me on Girls aloud f/b last night,as i had to think on my feet when Val questioned me,regards smacking bottoms,wearing tanktop,shorts & flipflops,at Leicester......& something about wind ups & what makes me tick to?.........................I just laughed out loud..!!? she's o.k.to....Phew.......?.
    Congrats George from me & Val to you Lynn & family......

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  7. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 04:59

    Hi John xx yes, we were trying to figure out clothes for you....still liking the idea of the 'rub me' shorts ! We are having lots of fun on there, tell Val she has to jump in the conversation a bit more, worried she is holding back a bit, and would like her to be a bit more involved xx Thanks dude xx

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  8. George Hardy12 April 2011 at 05:01

    John?
    you're in deep chit when the nurses talk about you on Facebook.
    Why do you think I closed down my own account there? lol.

    Hey, would you guys like to contribute towards a pressie for Ian's birthday?




    LMAO

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  9. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 05:03

    ROFLMAO !!!! George ! You are wicked....does it have a REALLY loud alarm !? xx

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  10. George Hardy12 April 2011 at 05:26

    REALLY REALLY LOUD!

    (and it's shaped like that so it fits down the front of your pants perfectly) ROFLMFBO

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  11. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 05:28

    !!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 05:38

    That what you call an "Alarm Cock??" LMAO

    Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,,Bloody BT had me banjaxed from tinternet till now!! seems my wireless router stopped routing!

    Thanks Elise for waking the Bollockeers up with your Tuesday greeting,,,,,,,,,,XXX



    Least I can do is help you with your bronzy oil to reach the places you can't!!

    Bit parky ere for exposing the bod,,deffo "Nipple stiffening"weather at the mo!

    Happy Tuesday Peeps,

    Cheers

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  13. john sherwood12 April 2011 at 05:41

    Hahaha.....Thats got me thinking George..!!!!!!

    Elise,she's enjoying it,but also thinks its mostly people who are on the PCC site,contributing,& thinks you all know each other,which of course,you don't as some are very new to the PCC site.......Thats why i posted a piece urging Men on the PCC siteo get their betters onboard.......

    Afters to you Phil,who just got in before i entered.........huh.......LOL

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  14. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 05:44

    Hi John,,with (hopefully)the warmer weather approaching may be prudent to check your Cars Air conditioning....

    Just tested mine seems to be working OK what dya think???.........

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  15. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 05:52

    Helloooooooo to you too Big Guy xx Nice of you to join us...see you are in top form today !

    John, the only person I know is Bev, all the others only via posts on PCC....no personal stuff, just advice RE;- PCa. the only thing we all do have in common unfortunately. She will find it easier in June, to get a bit ahead of the game now xx Besides, I am too mouthy for my own good ! Probably too used to the intelligent levels of conversation on here [see Big Guys pic for example...] need I say more ?! xx

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  16. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 05:56

    Hi Elise,,my pic and info is purely a public service announcement!! LOL xx

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  17. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 05:57

    Blimey Big Guy.....You could hang you coat on those puppies ! xx

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  18. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 06:00

    What a waste!! they look more "Lip friendly" to me! PMSL xx

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  19. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 06:00

    you are in EXCELLENT form today ! Not taken too many meds have ya ???? !!!!! xx

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  20. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 06:02

    Hmmm how many is too many?? LOL xx

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  21. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 06:03

    ha ha ha ! Think you are at your limit for today dude....Balvenie next ! xx

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  22. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 06:06

    Anyway, cant hang about here, gotta car to clean, and it aint gonna do it on its own.......anyone feeling like rescuing a Duck ?? xx

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  23. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 06:23

    Happy Cleaning Sweetie,,catch ya later xx

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  24. john sherwood12 April 2011 at 06:26

    Happy rub & dub time to you Elise..xx,.............TAR for that.bit on Val joining in more,i'm sure she will......LOL

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  25. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 06:28

    Thanks Guys xxx Busy Lil' Duckie here....loving the Duck Truck Big guy ! xx

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  26. john sherwood12 April 2011 at 08:49

    Hahahaha.......Frigging funny..........thanks matey

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  27. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 09:14

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  28. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 09:22

    So answering those naive questions,,"What's a boner?" PMSL

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  29. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 11:28

    Big Guy......If I have to explain that one to you, then you ain't doing it right :-) xx

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  30. Bevie Hodgson12 April 2011 at 11:49

    We could draw if for you!! Love the alarm clock. Not big enough though!!!
    John, please get Val to join in. I only know Elise, but its been good fun.
    George conratulations.
    lol b

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  31. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 12:28

    Can anybody else access PHOTOBUCKET ????? I have been trying all day, and it keeps saying ' Photobucket Site Maintenance'....... :-((

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  32. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:28

    Elise I was saying for those that are Naive and don't know what a "Boner"is his little vid answers their questions!!! LMAO Do keep up Sweetie !! xx

    No Probs at all with photobucket today?

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  33. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:30

    well bu@@er it all....why am I being blocked Big Guy ?? Am trying to keep up, but you are streets ahead of me as per....DB day today xx

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  34. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:32

    Big Guy, will you do me a favour, and post the link here for me please [to PB] thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  35. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:32

    Have you tried logging out and logging in again? xx

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  36. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:36

    OK,,I logged out and you should be able to log in here..xxx

    http://photobucket.com/

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  37. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:37

    yes dude....tried everything I can think of, I cant get past the maintenance notice...????

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  38. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:39

    Big Guy...Thanks for the link, that at least let me sign in, then the maintenance notice came up again ???? If i had a corrupted link, that wouldn't happen...something wrong somewhere. Can you think of anything ?? xx

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  39. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:39

    I clicked on that link and logged straight back in Sweetie?? Maybe an Irish thing,,,Is there a "Faiery ring"around tonite?? LOL xx

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  40. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:40

    Oh Ha-F******g-Ha Big Guy !!!!

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  41. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:42

    Hey you're not the only one having probs..........just googled PB maintenance?,,,got this...........

    Photobucket is down - please can someone PM me if they notice it up and running again?
    sickly sweet, posted 4 hours, 17 minutes agoPhotobucket has been down for maintenance for a while now, if anyone notices it come back online please can you send me a PM to let me know?
    That would be great if you could, thank you :)
    Tags: (Add a tag)

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  42. George Hardy12 April 2011 at 13:43

    HARD LABOUR:

    Geeez, aren't we in Jarrrow sooo lucky to have South Shields District Hospital on our doorstep - I think you all know how much I love the place (NOT).
    It's the home of my wanker of a urologist, Mr. Knobhead!!




    Grandson's girl, Ashleigh, was sent home from the maternity ward at 8am this morning and told to come back when she'd had a few hours sleep.
    She went back at 2pm, was then sent home at 5pm and this time told to come back when she felt the baby's arrival was imminent.

    It's her first, and she's well overdue already - what an experience.
    Shortage of beds or what?

    I should have warned them...NEVER ALLOW SOUTH SHIELDS HOSPITAL STAFF TO GET THEIR HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR 'BITS'.
    If only they'd asked my advice.. ...I'd have advised they fly to Beirut, Somalia, The Yemen - in fact, anywhere in the world but South Shields!! lol.

    So, perhaps I had a premature 'e-celebration' here earlier today? Maybe it will be an April 13th baby : )~

    Hey, don't you girls get all the wonderful experiences that life has to offer??

    G'Nite All, sweet dreams.

    Hey Phil? Keep your Fairy Ring to yourself mate! LMAO

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  43. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:43

    Maintenance Update

    Hey Photobucket Fans,

    We’re still experiencing some maintenance issues which affect a small percentage of our users. Affected users won’t be able to log in, and all link images will be replaced with the following:

    1-42.png

    Rest assured your photos are safe, and we’re working diligently on getting this fixed ASAP.

    Right now, the estimated time to verify all data is approximately end of day today (04/12/11). We apologize sincerely for the error, and we understand the problems this creates.

    Thank you for your patience

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  44. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:44

    George ? Hang in there..will be expecting good news in the am ! xx

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  45. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:47

    Big Guy, the text WAS a screen shot of the PB site that I managed to access.....glad its not my PC having a problem. Still a pain in the ass though. George, Big Guy can keep his ring to himself thank you x

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  46. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:50

    Now this site is playing me up.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  47. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:52

    You two can be very hurtful at times!

    I may need another rusty nail to recover from my trampled feelings!!!

    With you in spirit George!!

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  48. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:55

    Do that Big Guy....mine is straight up.....xx

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  49. Phil Thompson12 April 2011 at 13:56

    So I've heard!!! LMAO xx

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  50. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 13:59

    PMSL ! Damm right Big Guy ! x

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