Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Tuesday Tossa ?

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,Touch of the Tossa del Teessides going on here today, sunny and warm and expected to creep into the 70s(Old money)

 

Poor Elise has to trek to the dentist today on her day off to get a painful tushie peg sorted!,hope he has a gentle touch!!! xx

Heading off to sling my hammock ready for a swinging (Morning Bev and Ian) afternoon in the sun!.......................................

Enjoy the sunshine and Have a good un'

Cheers

Loose Fart ,,(Morning George)

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night, waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says.....................

"Certainly Madam, which way was it headed?"

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35 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 01:07

    Morning Big Guy xx OMG, did you have to use that pic at the dentist ????? Getting really worried now dude ! B E A U T I F U L day here in The Rebel County ! WOW ! Wall to wall sunshine all week so far [well, since friday anyway] Have a great 'swing' Big Guy - Might well join you later, to get over the stress of the Dentist ! xx

    Note to Self ------> Hot Tea + a broken tooth = Way more pain than I can tolerate !!!!!!!!!

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  2. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 01:16

    Sweetie xxx

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  3. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 01:19

    !0:30am is the time Big Guy.....say lots of prayers that he can numb my entire BODY before even looking at me !!!! I need all the local anaesthetic he can legally give me dude !! xx

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  4. Mike Brooks19 April 2011 at 02:00

    Hi everyone,

    Weather here in the Midlands 'Hot and Sunny', getting into the garden later (with a book)!
    Good luck Elise at the dentist.

    Kath is telling everyone that she is DEFINITELY stopping smoking on 1st October 2011.
    George, will you join her?



    I have a feeling I am going to have a very uncomfortable summer as the date gets nearer and Kath gets more and more agitated!!
    Any hints besides:-

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  5. john sherwood19 April 2011 at 02:55

    Morning all..
    Well its shorts weather here too..
    Good luck Elise x hope all goes well...
    Phil,good joke matey...
    Mike,Hi,but no tips i'm afraid.....only to keep head down,& say the right things.....good luck..!!

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  6. George Hardy19 April 2011 at 03:33

    Mornin 'All,

    Very sunny here too, but a real catastrophe is ruining my sunbathing plans - worse than Bevie's infection, John's dogging addiction, Mike's Kath wihout a nicotine fix ....even worse than Elise's broken tooth...in fact soooo bad I need Phil's nurses today!
    Can you send 'em over mate? : )~








    BUT...I'm being incredibly brave!




    Of course, I DO tend to exaggerate (shaddup Phil...mine IS bigger!), LMAO

    Good luck with the dentst Elise, get well quick, Bev, I hope John's faithful friend is on the mend, that Phil's back is fixed and he's busy trampolining as we speak...trying to see the lady next door sunbathing nude behind his fence!......and last of all I am sooo pleased Kath has fixed a date in October to quit smoking. I may just join her then! That gives me 6 more months of ciggies! lol

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  7. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 05:28

    I am back. Tooth fixed, and no more pain, except when he handed me the bill..........had to have a coupla painkillers to get over that !!

    George ? man Flu ? Do me a favour ! Hot Whisky dude ! xx

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  8. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 09:31

    Evening all,,,Hi Elise glad your tushie peg is fixed!! :)) xx

    Cracking afternoon in the garden,,,,,Hammock+Cold beer+Sun = Bliss

    George maybe this will help?...........

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  9. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 09:33

    Ha Ha Ha Ha ! You have WAY too much time on your hands Big Guy ! Very good though ! xx

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  10. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 09:46

    Yep ya could be right!! LOL xx

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  11. George Hardy19 April 2011 at 09:51

    PHONE NUMBER WAS WRONG!

    That was the Gay Nurse Agency! Come on Phil...get a grip man! (on second thoughts....PLEASE DON'T!).


    Elise's number is 08000 666 (always knew she had a bit of the devil about her!, lol)

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  12. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 09:54

    Hey Big Guy !!! You mixing your meds' again ! LMAO !! in your dreams dude !

    George ? PMSL ! XX

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  13. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 10:14

    George is spending waaaaay too much time in his bedroom????

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  14. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 10:17

    You wanna play with George then Big Guy ?? Thats okay, I can take a hint dude ! LMAO ! XX

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  15. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 10:23

    Nah George is gonna be too busy duvet hugging for the next few days,LOL xx

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  16. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 10:31

    Oh yes, I forgot....MAN FLU.........PMSFL ! xx





    Man Flu Suit George ..... ! XX

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  17. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 10:33

    Mind you his duvet is sorta cute!! LMAO

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  18. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 10:35

    Yes, definitely George ! xx

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  19. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 10:54

    Is there a Mr Windy???

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  20. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 10:58

    "The new MR RUDE breaks wind and speaks with a French accent",,,,,,,,,,,,,Close enough!!! PMSL

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  21. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 11:12

    ha ha ha ha ! PMSL ! xx

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  22. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 11:48

    Who has the man flu George or Phil either way us nurses will send you lots of love and we will give you so mych sympathy....!!!!

    Phils is bigger than Georges and Georges is bigger than Phils and Ians is em, well thats for me to know and you to find out!!

    One more day and then 5 days off!!! Think of me tomorrow I have to analyse a 200 page court report, Help!

    Keep smiling gorgeous ones xx

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  23. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 14:29

    Who Nurses ? What sympathy ?

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  24. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 14:43

    Well we can pretend!!!

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  25. Elise Cotter19 April 2011 at 14:44

    ha ha ha xx

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  26. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 14:57

    Where are all the lads. Is it a case of one having man flu and the other is out in sympathy??

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  27. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 15:00

    George gets "Man flu" every other week Bev, LOL xx

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  28. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 15:02

    hello me darlin and how are you this fine evening?? I'm on the holy water!!

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  29. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 15:04

    Eeek!!! no wonder you're spreading the love and sympathy around! LOL and you with a court report to analyse tomorrow!

    What brand of "Holy water" you partaking Sweetie?xx

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  30. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 15:08

    It will probably be easier to read with a hangover!! I am on the red!
    I have been having a look on this blog. is Sherrie your daughter. Flip you scrub up well!!! x

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  31. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 15:10

    LOL yeah me too a cheeky Kumala Cabernet Sauvignon tonite,,,,,Yep Sherri is our eldest,,xx

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  32. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 15:13

    Love the piccies. I'm on a cheeky hodgson special i.e anything the old man could get for under a fiver!!!

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  33. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 15:15

    You let him in yet or is he still "Swinging"in the garden?? LOL xx

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  34. Bevie Hodgson19 April 2011 at 15:19

    He's been out swinging, his little legs go backwards and forwards and he tries to get higher and higher!!!

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  35. Phil Thompson19 April 2011 at 15:19

    Awwww Bless! LOL

    Good luck with your report tomorrow Sweetie :))

    Sweet dreams xx

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