Saturday, 16 April 2011

Saturday sparra'...

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,Sparra fart start as her Ladyship,heads out early,(One up all up!!)......Sunshine back but a liitle chilly for taking the rays today according to the "Nipple test!"................

Chinese F1 Grand Prix,today and tomorrow (Morning George) and will be watching the London Marathon tomorrow with interest as George amd myself had to drop out due to family comittments(,,We didn't want to miss our Sunday lunch!!)LOL.........................We were going to run "Three legged"as Hinge and Brackett...................................

 

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Have a Good un' todayand a Great weekend!!

Cheers

Good time with camel................

 A newly recruited French Legionnaire found himself stationed in a remote fort in the desert. After a few weeks had gone by, he took one of the old timers aside and asked what the men did for a good time. 'We use a camel' was the taciturn reply. Revolted, the young soldier turned his thoughts elsewhere, but as time went by and he got hornier and hornier, he could think of little else.

Taking aside another veteran soldier, he asked the same question and got the same answer, 'We use the camel.' Finally, desperate, the young man accepted the fact that the camel was the only available outlet, and one night he sneaked out to the barn. As luck would have it, one of the old-timers wandered by the barn and caught sight of the young soldier up on a crate, screwing the camel. 'What the hell are you doing?' he called out. Rather puzzled, the recruit said, 'I thought you said you used the camel for a good time.?'

'Yes" replied the old-timer,, "but usually we just ride her into town"

 

20 comments:

  1. !!
    Good morning Phil, are you out shopping them this morning??
    Her ladyship is asleep so I am enjoying the paper and the red bush tea!

    Hope you're ok after the nurses administrations yesterday.

    Ian

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  2. Morning Ian,,Hope Bev is feeling better?

    Enjoy your "Red bush"!! :))

    Yeah survived the Nurses ok thanks,,, it was the Gay Geordie Nuclear medicine guy doing the scan that had me worried!! LOL

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  3. Morning all......
    Phil,.......Bu$$er about The Bollockeers London Marathon tomorrow being cancelled........I was to run the 60 miles or so up from home as a taster,but hey ho............next year?..........Yeah right...!!!!!!
    Like to wish Chris Boothby on PCC who had Radical Prostatectomy about a year ago,every success tomorrow who will be doing it for the PCC coffers
    Another PCa victim succumbed earlier today........Bad week eh..
    Local footie again today.......few jars first,to clear the throat,then a Chinese LATER.....Lifes to short.!?
    Catchy all later

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  4. Morning All.

    Gay nurses? No marathon for me and Phil. a sick Bevie, a missing Duck....when do we get GOOD news?

    We need a diversion!

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  5. Evening All xx I have returned to you all xx Ian ? hoping that Bev is feeling a bit better ? Big hugz from me please xx

    Big Guy xx !!!! You !!! & George xx !!!! IN THE MARATHON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do me a favour !!!!!! Haven't PMSFL so much in ages....thanking you most kindly ! xx

    John ? You are so funny ! xx How is Bonny ?

    Definitely BEST OF LUCK to Chris tomorrow xx

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  6. Elise..x......Well, for a dog on anti inflammatory drugs,& needing complete rest according to the Vet,its been charging around the garden...& digging holes too.this afters while i was out......Val needs to get a 'grip'....LOL
    Definitely on the mend,so its going to be a long 2 weeks eh..!!?
    Lovely evening here in Gods garden...........SusSex.......Move away, i must be mad?!!
    Ian, hope Bevs x a whole lot better today.....We all miss her postings very muchly....hugs....

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  7. Hi guys, she is getting there still in some pain. I am afraid you have me for a bit longer.
    I was going to run the marathon but thought I would leave it to Phil and George!!

    Ian

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  8. PMSL ! Ian xx

    John ? Holes ? thats bad news dude ! and 2 more weeks of it !? GOOD LUCK ! xx

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  9. ok guys, a bit of help is needed as I want to help her ladyship. Do any of you know if artificial sweetner has an effect on PCA. I am trying to follow the plan regime?

    RIght of to make tea and have a little snifter on the swing!

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  10. Hi Ian xx artificial sweeteners are a 'no' I believe others supplement with good quality Honey, or just get used to going without. You following Jane Plant ? x

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  11. Evening all,,just popped in to see what ya'll up to,,,sweetners, snifters, and holes sounds about right! LOL

    Hope Bev is feeling better Ian and enjoyed her "Snifter on the swing!"

    Another ouzo for me,,

    Yiamas!

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  12. you have had WAY too much Big Guy !! LMAO xx

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  13. Elise,,I am epecting "Two little boys had two little toys"from George next!!,,worrying isn't it? PMSL xx

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  14. With the exra leg.
    Phil, I was swinging on me own. Nowhere as much fun.
    you keep the ouzo and I,ll have the wine
    Ian

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  15. Coo a "Single swinger!!" that allowed Ian?? LOL

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  16. It was a bit drafty!
    Bev asked my how big 4 inches was, flip how does a bloke ans that!!

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  17. Exaggerate!!! LMAO!!!

    Nite all. :))

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