Good Morning/Evening Hump day Bollockeers,
,,bit brisk here this morning and looks like we're in for an all day blow!!
Hossy for me this afta to see the Doc who was on my case in hospital,,not sure as yet for what maybe just an MOT? LOL
Birthday frolics for Hilary today as she celebrates another year in the fast lane! 
.and no doubt she will twist my arm to join her in a few libations..
Enjoy your Hump day Folks,
Cheers
My Troubled Sex Life...................................
A guy goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with my sex life."
The doctor asks, "Can you describe the problem?"
"Well... I wake up in the morning and shag my wife, then I have a shower and a shave and I shag her again. I have my breakfast and shag her again on the table, then I get a blow job from her before I leave for work."
"Okay..." the doctor replies.
"I haven't finished yet. I get to work and shag my secretary in my coffee break. At lunch-time I go to see my mistress and shag her a couple of times. I get back to work and shag my secretary again in the afternoon tea-break."
"Right..."
"Excuse me, I still haven't finished. After work, I see my mistress again on the way home and shag her. Then I get home and shag the wife. I have my dinner and shag her again, then we go to bed and shag a couple of times before going to sleep."
"Well, I don't see what the problem is..."
The guy says, "It hurts when I masturbate!"
Good luck with your MOT Phil hope all goes well and a very happy Birthday to Hilary
ReplyDeleteJanet x
YEP, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MOT, PHIL.
ReplyDeleteI hope you've been well serviced before they examine you????? : )~
Good luck with hossy visit Phil.
ReplyDeleteIs it because you have been upsetting Hilary again?
Haha......Afternoon all.........Wonder if Sue (or is it Soo),x....read that joke of Phils.!!?..
ReplyDeleteGood luck matey....with the check up .
Heatwave down here.....enjoy...
Well Spurs lost.......nough said..!!?.........huh!?
A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."
Evening All. The start of my 4 day weekend, and not before time. Delighted to be away from work, and will be searching high and low for a new job over the next few days....
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Hilary [again !] Hope himself is being a Saint to you today, and spoiling you ! You definitely deserve it ! xx
How'd you get on Big Guy ? Hope all is okay ? xx
Good evening my lovelies. This is my only post as I am celebrating with Ian. Our 20th anniv was in Nov but it got lost with Ians treatment. This Friday we would have been together for 22 years (help) as I am working on Firday its vino tonight and them tomorrow we are going to the Bath pump rooms for brekkie. He thinks we are going to Maccy D's. A romantic few days.
ReplyDeletePhil, I hope all went well.
Have a lovely evening and day tomorrow. Sending lots of love Bev xx
Hi Bev,
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you & Ian,.....Have a lovely romantic time.xx
hugs
John & Val
Awwwww have a lovely night and day Bev and Ian,,,
ReplyDeletePhil and Hilary xxx
Best wishes to Bev and Ian xxxxx (that was for BEV!) ...so nice to see romance is still alive and kicking, lol.
ReplyDeleteI've been out all day but just had to pop in to say G'd Nite All.......and ask Elise...is our newest member Sue one of your multiple personnas - an attempt to catch out the guys here? : )~
SUE SUE. WHERE ARE YOU SUE??? Come out and play - we won't bite ya! lol
I told you all to be nice ! Bev, have a great time xx At the moment, my eyes are so tired, the left one feels like it is going to explode....anyone else get that at all ????!!!! x
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