Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Tuesday Titters

GOOOD MOONING ALL

 

Don't know about the rest of Britain,

but the North seems to have BIG internet problems today.

Phil's been cut off for hours, and I've only just got a connection.

Maybe we've upset the censors? lol

I BLAME IT ON THIS DAMN

ROYAL WEDDING!

 

 

 

Royal wedding sick bags making a splash

01/03/2011, by AFP

8 comments:

  1. George, so you and Phil have been cut off but you now have a connection.
    Sounds interesting, more details please (and photo's).


    I will be excitingly watching the Royal Wedding in my office on Friday.
    Looking forward to seeing the important part my company will play in this Royal event (my shovels will be clearing the horses mess, what a great business i'm involved in)!

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  2. HI George,,Hi Mike and all Tuesday Bollockeers,,,:))

    Finally got reconnected,,after two and half hours of being discumknackerated!!

    Running round afternoon instore and "Instore"being the operative word as Hilary is off LOL........

    Bev,,Good luck to your Dad today hope his results are good! xx

    Have a good Tuesday Folks



    Catch ya later,

    Cheers

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  3. Mike, you must thrive on bad snow, deep horseshit, and Irish navvies, LMAO

    Phil? That cartoon is a classic! One to keep for sure.....absolutely brilliant, lol

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  4. H i All......

    No internet probs in my neck of the woods......

    Bit cooler first thing,& had to wear a jacket (first time for a week) up on the Downs doggin first thing,but its now warmed up & tis a lovely day...

    Mike ....Not going to 'poo poo' or 'muck' with you.......!!!? LOL
    btw........Hope you bring some samples/freebies with you to MOS.!!!?

    George........no joke today !!..........but as rumour has it you are well endowed? ....here's one ...!!!!!!!!!?



    There was a White Superman,Black Superman and a Chinese Superman on top of a skyscraper. They was all having a contest to see who had the longest dick...

    The White Superman pulls down his tights and BLUM BLUM BLUM, his cock unrolls down the side of the building and across the street.

    The Black Superman says "That’s shit, watch this" and pulls down his tights . BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM CRASH!!! his cock unrolls down the side of the building, across the street and up the next building, then smashes through a window.

    Now, the White Superman and the Black Superman are looking at the Chinese Superman who by this time is laughing his ass off! So, the black and white superman say; "Whats so funny? Show your cock!" So the Chinese Superman pulls out his dick and its 3 inches long, but he’s still laughing... puzzled, the Black and White Supermen say "What the Fcuk is SOOO FUNNY?!" and the Chinese Superman says "There's a steamroller coming down the street!".!!!!!

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  5. Evening all xx Quiet on here today ? How is everyone ? xx

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  6. Evening Elise :),,,yep quiet on ere alright,, busy day for Peeps playing catchup after such a long weekend,,,

    Coupla days and off we go again! LOL,,,when can ya have a tipple Sweetie?? xx

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  7. Saturday Big Guy ! :-( Just had power cut for the last coupla hours...back online now....if I disappear suddenly, you know what's happened ! Still feel really queasy though, and himself having a fried egg sandwich....up chuck time......xx

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  8. Calling it a day here Peeps,

    Cya tomorrow,

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