Saturday, 30 April 2011

Saturday honeymoon?

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,A bright and breezy start to the day ere,,,,,,,,,,

Hope you enjoyed your "Wedding day"yesterday,,and get to enjoy some honeymoon "Perks"today..After an enforced "Dry spell"Elise will be making up for lost time today no doubt with a glass or three,,so a big CHEERS Sweetie,glad you are finally pain free!! xx

Have a terrific day whatever mischief beckons!

I've been asked to tag along behind some friends going on a bike ride,,whatdya think??...........

Cheers

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting.

 As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

 The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

 

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19 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson30 April 2011 at 01:17

    No perks here today!
    Ian painting and I am off crafting for the afternoon.

    Article in yesterdays paper - rogue ram is being blamed for siring 60 lambs! Busy chap. Gives a whole new meaning to the term ram raiders' I am saying nothing.......

    Have a fun day my gorgeous ones xx

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  2. john sherwood30 April 2011 at 01:49

    Morning all,

    Am up early considering our karoake night out at our neighbours.......Did have thunder showers after the Barbie,but today is another cracker....
    Funny joke there Phil.....lmao.....
    Bev x Very true...that ram was indeed RAMpant......
    Anyone here......its Vals birthday today,& there is a reminder somewhere on this site,but can i find it?

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  3. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 02:10

    Morning John xx Yes, the reminder was on the home page if Big Guy ever had a look at it ! Tsk Tsk Big Guy ! You thinking of me and Balvenie tonight ?! Birthday greetings duly posted by Lil' Duck, and also on "LOL" John....See, I never forget ! Lots of love xx

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  4. john sherwood30 April 2011 at 02:20

    Thats one reason why we all luv yer Elise xx.....You are soooooooo on the ball, ......Thanks.!!
    I get Val to add some comments to it,as well as my own.........

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  5. Phil Thompson30 April 2011 at 02:22

    Hey I was looking for a Birthday cake to post!!!!!!!!!! Give me a chance!!! LOL

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  6. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 02:30

    You are tetchy this morning Big Guy ! What's up....! xx

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  7. Phil Thompson30 April 2011 at 03:09

    Birthday gift?......

    birthday_vibrator.shtml

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  8. Phil Thompson30 April 2011 at 03:10

    Birthday gift?........

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/the_birthday_vibrator.shtml

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  9. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 03:10

    Morning George xx had a long chat with Barry yesterday [topgun] and all set for tomorrow. Hope your ears are burning ! xx

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  10. George Hardy30 April 2011 at 03:14

    We're both tetchy this morning. Phil's in a strop because he sat too close to the fire when watching 'The Wedding' and burnt a hole in his best nightie.

    As for me, I've been up (SHADDUP YOU LOT) on the hour, every hour, all night, doing my 'Boy In The Westoe Netty' impression:





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  11. George Hardy30 April 2011 at 03:15

    Elise, Soldier Barry is on a MISSION. Beware!! LMAO

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  12. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 03:23

    You, you little fecker ! Have put him up to whatever his 'mission' is Georgie Boy !! Beware of ruffled Ducks ! xx

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  13. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 04:47

    Me + + = a happy Lil' Duckie !

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  14. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 04:53

    Barry has made the local news....as such ! xx

    http://cobhedition.com/?p=12201

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  15. George Hardy30 April 2011 at 05:01

    Hey, that should be a magnificent sight. I bet Capn Phil would love to be there!

    Don't worry too much about Barry's mission. It's just a typical 'special operations' training exercise.

    He has to somehow get his hand on one particular item and post it back to B2PCa HQ (Jarrow)....and put it this way, it should fit in a small envelope and cost just one first class stamp. LMAO

    With luck the item will be hoisted on the flagpole at The Mill On The Soar on Sat 25th June : )~

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  16. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 05:03

    Do me a favour George !!! fantasy and reality getting a bit muddled again ?

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  17. john sherwood30 April 2011 at 05:20

    Hahahaha..........& here's me thinking that Barry was sailing on a more modest size boat...!!!!!.........don't forget to take some pics Elise?.xx...

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  18. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 05:35

    camera charging John ! Barry only partakes of the best xx

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  19. Elise Cotter30 April 2011 at 05:42

    This might be of interest John xx

    http://www.royalcaribbean.co.uk/findacruise/ships/class/ship/home.do?br=R&shipClassCode=FR&shipCode=ID&wuc=IRL

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