Sunday sport..

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,an energetic morning for me after watching the Chinese F1 Grand Prix I'm heading straight down to London for the Marathon,,,,,,Good luck to all the runners doing it to raise money for charity and especially our own Guys and Gals doing it for the PCC!!

After such a strenuous morning I think a coupla lunchtime pints of jungle juice to recharge the batteries are on the cards,,followed by a nice roast!(Shaddup George!!)

Have a terrific Sunday whatever you're up to,

Cheers

Black testicles...

 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful,but listen .. very, very closely..... .

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k"