Thursday, 7 April 2011

Thursday Phew!

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,A quiet, windless(Morning George,,) and mild start to the day ere but Pheeeew what a stink!!,,some farm somewhere must be getting the benefits of a spread of muck!!!,,and so are we!!

Gotta brave the pong outside and take her Ladyship to the shops to stock up on essentials,,the low level alarm in the wine cellar is going off!LOL

Elise off for 4 days !!,,(Sharpen your wits boys!LOL)

Have a good un' Folks

Cheers

Hers & His diaries ........

Her Diary :-

He was a bit quiet and withdrawn this evening, even when we went to bed he said nothing. I cuddled up to him and stoked his hair, after a while we made love before drifting off to sleep.

His Diary :-

"F**king gutted, England lost, got a shag though!

 

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  1. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 01:45

    GOOD MORNING BIG GUY !!!!!! XX Yep, 4 days away from 'Rura Penthe' ........ 4 days of giving all your sorry ass's hell ! Read 'em and weep ! PMSFL !

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  2. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 01:58

    LOL

    Morning Elise :)) I think most of the "Sorry ass's" in here are still attached to the duvet at the moment!! LMAO xx

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  3. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 02:13

    Ha Ha ha ! I think you are right Big Guy XX "Bring it on" eh...?! You do like to live dangerously dude ! xx

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  4. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 02:22

    LOL xx

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  5. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 02:25

    Touche !! xx

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  6. George Hardy7 April 2011 at 02:27

    Mornin' All,

    I see the the naughtiness has begun..... Excellent!!!

    Let;s offend EVERYONE today (with a little help from our friend Sir Bill in Thailand, who sent this):


    I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'



    Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.


    I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.


    I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Paki's" were not the correct answers.


    A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually '


    I walked past an abo kid sitting at a Bus Stop as I came out of the Bank. He looked at me and said 'Any Change' I said 'Nope! You’re still Black'


    Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!



    An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong?? The boy says Me ma is dead Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?? The boy replies No tanks mister, Sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment.


    I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'


    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!



    Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.


    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I’m having that.


    Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I?? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back Ya canna kid me ya flash bastard. You’re in that feckin basket.


    I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was Where do women have the curliest hair?? The answer I should have given was Fiji.

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  7. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 02:30

    Morning George xx You are up early...what's the story ?? LOL at the jokes from Bill ! How naughty are you wanting to get today George ??!! xx

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  8. George Hardy7 April 2011 at 02:38

    Dear Elise.....As naughty as YOU DARE!

    LMAO

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  9. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 04:29

    Hmmmm no blurry vision here?? LMAO

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  10. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 04:48

    Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Nice one Big Guy ! You survived the shops then ??!! XX

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  11. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:09

    Am thinking of this for Leicester......what do you think ??.......xx

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  12. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 05:12

    Hmmmm I like!! but George will be wanting to borrow it!!! PMSL xx

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  13. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:18

    PMSL ! I doesn't come with a 'cod-piece'..... ! xx

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  14. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 05:20

    "Sprat piece" Maybe?? LMAO

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  15. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:35

    ROFLMAO !! You are WICKED Big Guy !!!!! XXXX

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  16. George Hardy7 April 2011 at 05:38

    SOD 'ORF PHILIP!

    I nipped in to see what was happening and the first thing I see (after that amazing dress Elise has chosen for Leicester) is a typical slur on the size of my cod-piece.
    You want to see it again???



    Phil, look upon it - and weep! LMAO

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  17. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:40

    Blimey George....3 times in one day ? ......Steady on !!!!! BTW am confused with your pic......directions please ?? !! XX

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  18. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 05:41

    Looks like you'll only need a very smal tin opener for that Elise!!xx PMSL,,(Thanks George)

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  19. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:43

    Hey Big Guy ???? I have a bone to pick with you........

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  20. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 05:46

    Cap'n Phil's "Booty bag!" LOL



    Pick away Sweetie xx

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  21. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:49

    Photoshop is a PRIVILEDGE, not a RIGHT Big Guy........!

    Whats the big idea going on FB and NOT leaving me a message ??!!........am waiting for a smart answer...........XX

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  22. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 05:55

    A Navy mate emailed to say he had left a message for me on FB,,buggered if I could find it?? xx

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  23. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 05:57

    did you check you FB messages ????? Just a thought.......

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  24. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 06:02

    Nope LOL xx

    I got an email fo ya,,will send when my phone stops ringing!,,Gemma our youngest got back today after 5 weeks in the Far East and hasn't stopped ringing us!! LOL

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  25. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 06:04

    Peace shattered huh ?! Great she got back safe though Big Guy XX

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  26. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 07:54

    Is it too early for alcohol ?? xx

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  27. john sherwood7 April 2011 at 08:30

    Afternoon gang..!!!

    Ummmm alcohol.......... Anytime is o.k. really,but not before lunchtime ......for me.... hic..!!

    Spoke to Soo on PCC......well it wasn't direct,but in response to her blog on feeling a bit down,& i posted a reply...

    Is Soo peeping in at all Phil?.can you tell?

    Elise....woohoo on the outfit...x

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  28. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 10:08

    Hi John :)

    Elise,,now lets be sensible about alcohol,,after all there is a time and place!!..

    ANYTIME,, ANYPLACE!!! LMAO xx

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  29. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 10:14

    Have to agree with you there Big Guy...phew...what a relief...thought it was only me ! xx

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  30. Bevie Hodgson7 April 2011 at 10:57

    I go away for a day and look what happens!! Love the outfits! Had a fab day with my man. Posh brekkie, then wandering round Bath. We both had a mad 5 mins and had our hair cut. We were going to have a fish pedicure but em not sure!!! I've got my 'at for buck house and wait for it we brought new bed linen! In between all this it was lots of coffee!!!
    I am really lucky 'cos the old man likes shopping.
    Last nights romantic interlude was interupted by the MIL throwing a wobbly so ian had to sort that out. ANy takers for a m il xxx

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  31. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 11:02

    Hi Bev xx Maybe John can help you out there !? PMSL ! xx

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  32. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 11:16

    Evening Bev,Glad to hear you had a Ffffab time in Bath,,,,but deeply worried over your revelation that "Ian likes shopping?????",,That Zoladex sure has a lot to ansa for!!! LOL

    Sorry no takers here for a wobbly MIL...


    Ebay perhaps??? xx

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  33. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 11:24

    mmmmm...ebay sold a Cheese sandwich whcih reprtedly looked like the face of Jesus after the woman bte into it....errrr...I believe it was $40,000......how much for a real, live MIL ? Is she good at cooking ? Housekeeping? Washing? Ironing? Good with kids ?....I might be interested if she is !!!!

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  34. john sherwood7 April 2011 at 12:30

    Have Vals MIL back on Saturday for 11 days,so luv to have yours Bev,but can't do...Two MIL's in one house is suicidal.!! ........try Georgie Boy......LOL.

    Bev my lovely,your post has a lot of content,but you & Ian sure enjoyed yourselves it seems....& thats the main thing..x

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  35. Elise Cotter7 April 2011 at 14:25

    Quiet on here tonight ? I'm off to bed, nite dudes xx

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  36. Phil Thompson7 April 2011 at 14:32

    Nite Sweetie,,I'll be right behind you!! LOL xx

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