Saturday, 23 April 2011

George is such a Saint! ?

Good Morning Saturday Peeps,,and a VERY..................... 

 

Not sure if himself will be whipping out his lance and be tilting at dragons today but hope he's over the "Man flu"and doesn't do anything"Rash"on this fine sunny day.(Hope Elise's suggested ministrations worked Matey and da rash has gone!!)Smileycons!

Nice to see our Ladies enjoying a natter online in "Girls aloud"or "The hen house"as we call it!! LOL

More fun in the sun this afta,although I must check what sun oil Hilary did my back with yesterday,,,,,,,,,as I started to "Cook"in the sun I smelt suspiciously like a rasher of bacon and the 4 dogs sat around my hammock seemed to agree!!

Easter cancelled,,Da Easter Bunny is dead?? :((

Have fun Folks

Cheers

I have a headache!.......

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,

"I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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19 comments:

  1. john sherwood23 April 2011 at 01:51

    Morning all........& another cracker of a day...

    Thanks Phil,we don't celebrate England day enough,& as three parts of me are English,feel right proud ..

    I get snippets from that 'other forum' from Val,& its all girlie things matey.........Think there is 23 members now.

    Have a great day everyone..


    An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about
    their sons...

    "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we
    obviously decided to call him George."

    "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St
    Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."

    "That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. "Exactly
    the same thing happened with my son Pancake."



    http://youtu.be/75unA9Nrab0

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  2. Mike Brooks23 April 2011 at 02:05

    Happy St. Georges Day!

    To quote the wise words of 19th century English born businessman Cecil Rhodes:-
    "Remember you are an Englishman and have consequently won FIRST PRIZE in the lottery of life"!



    Lets remember as Christchurch , New Zealand re-builds and Japan weeps and lets look around the world.
    Try to find somewhere that is built on solid coal and surrounded by fish, where the climate if temperate, the soil is fertile, the fauna is non-lethal and where typhoons, earthquakes, tsunamis, drought and hurricanes are almost unknown, and where the worst of the rain obligingly falls on the Welsh and the Irish and the worst of the snow falls on Scotland.
    "What a blessed plot this England is".

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  3. Phil Thompson23 April 2011 at 02:20

    Morning John,Morning Mike :))

    Looks like being a quiet day in ere today,,sun out,Elise at work and Bev still in bed waiting for Ian's Viagra alarm to go off! LOL

    Cheers

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  4. George Hardy23 April 2011 at 02:57

    Morning guys, and sleeping women.

    Love the jokes and the sentiments as we celebrate St George's Day.

    Makes me proud to be a Geordie (well...he was born in South Shields you know),lol





    Dragon slayer? No....I think they meant slayer of useless urologists and gobby wimmin!

    Give this a CLICK

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  5. Phil Thompson23 April 2011 at 03:15

    This site has some St George/England bits that you may find worth copying for future postings.........


    http://bigicetees.com/search.php?gridPage=1_2&gridSort=&keywords=st.+george%5C's

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  6. Bevie Hodgson23 April 2011 at 03:24

    Good morning, up late as the alarm didn't go off!
    ladies on line, girls aloud, ladies that booze or whatever you call it is a very refined place to be. Decorum is our middle name!!! Of course we never, ever talk about our men!

    John, someone has to ask but which part of you is not english...

    His lordship is decorating again today. I am going to be chained to the kitchen ministering to his every need!

    Well boys, have a good day xxx

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  7. john sherwood23 April 2011 at 04:10

    Hi Bev xx.......The 25% of me thats 'tight',thats what.!!?..............only joking...my Grandpa.......was a Scotsman, & a great man...

    Any chance of getting Sue (Soo22) to partcipate on here,as she is our latest member.!!?.....come to think about it i will e.mail her......

    You make it sound so slavish 'chained to the kitchen'.................. ummmmm.......... mental image again "stopitt" John..!!
    Phil,like the 'Geordie Girl' t-shirts....(mornin George)..

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  8. Bevie Hodgson23 April 2011 at 05:49

    off out in the garden to top up the tan. Have sunnie on all the important bits! I think a glass of chilled white is in order.

    lol
    b

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  9. Elise Cotter23 April 2011 at 09:02

    Evening All xx Happy St. Georges day to all of you too xx

    A Little something I whipped up for you all....! xx



    That was such hard work, I need a break now, in the glorious sunshine here in The Rebel County......



    As usual, George taking it all a little too far.........


    ....with Big Guy egging him on of course .... !

    Have a good one people. I am back on the antibiotics AGAIN absolutely no alcohol with these little bu@@ers.....abscess in fixed tooth now ....grrrrrrrrrr.....lots of pain GRRRRRR.......felling VERY sorry for myself now, and need lots of TLC........xx

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  10. john sherwood23 April 2011 at 09:29

    Hi Elise..x..What a bummer,so sorry,but sure you will get loads of tlc here...

    Off out soon for a dinner date so catchy all later,but don't wait up.!!?

    Bev..x.Show us a pic of your all over tan..?!!

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  11. Elise Cotter23 April 2011 at 09:31

    Thanks John, am feeling very sorry for myself today, have agreat time xx

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  12. Bevie Hodgson23 April 2011 at 10:04

    Hi Elise, take it easy and rest. Hope the pain goes soon. Lots of love xx

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  13. Elise Cotter23 April 2011 at 10:09

    Thanks Bev xx But you know me, rest is for the wicked, and I am a saint ! xx

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  14. Phil Thompson23 April 2011 at 10:31

    Evening all,,Hi Elise,,sorry to hear about your abcess Sweetie, , Ouchies!! and NOOOOOOOOOOO Alcohol!!!!! Now that IS serious!,,,,,,Guess I'll just have to drink for both of us tonight Huh?

    Ffffflippin thunderstorm here at the mo after another cracking warm day,,,hailstones thunder and lightning the works!!

    Having a play with a Chrimbo present I got ,,an Indian Tandoor clay oven,,,loaded up with chicken and smelling realll good :)),,,looks like the proper Tandoori chicken,,I'll let ya know how it tastes!

    Off to do my Chapattis,,have a good evening all,,

    BIG Hugs to Lil Duck (((((((((((((((Elise))))))))))))),,,(Can't you at least rub some whisky on it?),,clutching at straws now Sweetie! LOL xx

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  15. Elise Cotter23 April 2011 at 10:34

    Thanks Big Guy xx, but these really are horrid things with alcohol, even I wouldn't chance a sip on these bu@@ers ! Thats how bad the situation is ! Enjoy yours, I will join you in a weeks time ! xx

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  16. Phil Thompson23 April 2011 at 10:36

    Awwwwwwwwwww Chin up Sweetie,hope the meds fix it and you don't need the dentist again!! xx

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  17. George Hardy23 April 2011 at 11:46

    AWWWHH
    LOVE A DUCK!

    That is really bad news, Elise.The abscess from hell PLUS an Alcohol ban?????

    Somebody up there has it in for you....have you been very naughty recently? : )~ ....(in other words, has somebody down here had it in for you???...SLAP ME!! Roflmfao).

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  18. Bevie Hodgson23 April 2011 at 12:16

    Aw George you can be so cute!

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  19. Elise Cotter23 April 2011 at 15:01

    Thanks Guys xxxx I would smile, but it hurts too damm much ! Catch you all tomorrow sometime. Happy Easter Bollockeers xx

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