Good Morning/Evening Sturday Peeps,
,,not a bad start to the day here as we seem to have lost the stong winds(Morning George)that have been blowing last few days...........It is so still, we were woken at 530am by a ruddy cockrell cock a doodling somewhere in the sticks!
...........I know there is a funny there somewhere about George and his "Small holding" but far to early to get the cogs turning!
LOL
Glad to hear Elise's dinner party last night was a great success
but she now has to pay with 5 days solid working,,
,,Looks like Bev and Val will have to take us in hand till she returns
Hope you all have a great Saturday and a Chilled weekend!!,,Have fun!
Cheers
Odd coloured Penis A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis.
"How long has your penis been this colour?" "about a week I think"
"Are you in a relationship?" "No"
"Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days"
5 Days later..
"So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?" "I'm unemployed"
"Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills, I'd like you to see me in 2 days"
2 Days later..
"So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed", "So what exactly do you do all day?"
"Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits"
Good morning. We'll try and keep you in hand..
ReplyDeletePoor George, sheep, wind and a small holding!
Have a fab day. I am off to do battle with the OAP's in the supermarket. xx
Poor George? Not if I have Val and Bev to keep me in hand : )~
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend folks!
I'm off on my way down to Teesside to take Phil for a drive over the moors to Whitby.
My M-I-L is back on duty at 'The Dracula Experience' there after a winter at home, and I need Phil to keep her restrained on the journey.
Of course, the main purpose of the trip is to see if we can spot a beautiful shag:
Right Phil?
lol
Morning Bev xx
ReplyDeleteMorning George,,looking forward to the drive to Whitters with your MIL,,the Drac experience just hasn't been the same without here,,("Fangs ain't what they used to be") LOL
Always on the lookout for a shag,and Teesside has always been noted for it's abundance! :))
Morning all.......& a warmish sunny day down Sarth, & happy shopping Bev....I always wondered (when i worked,that is) why pensioners shopped on a busy Saturday,when they got all week to do it?...huh!
ReplyDeleteVals a bit upset these past few days as a close girlfriends marriage 'hits the rocks';...Any suggestions how I can cheer her up?.
'Shag'!!!!....now when i see a Cormorant next time,i might well be seeing one eh....lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvTVPTjf83c
Betchya can't keep this pussy where you want it:
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(Blame Phil for me posting this addictive game - he mentioned Kitty Porn!)
The pussy stood no chance !! LMAO
ReplyDeleteNice to get my pussy out for an airing,,it's been a while!!
Your'e bragging again...or you really are the biggest pussy catcher (or SNATCHer) in the North! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHow do you like yours??? Just as they come for me! :))
ReplyDeleteGlad all the girls are out shopping or working!! or we could be in for a "Hard"time!! LOL
What a dilemma!!
ReplyDeleteWell, for a start, you can knock out PIERCED (I value my bits!), SHAVED, DIRTY, MEATY,SMELLY.
PHIL? YOU RAISE SOME OUTRAGEOUS ISSUES!! (Good thing the ladies here know we're 'gentlemen' really...or at least I AM!).
ROFLMFBO!!!
Let the hard times begin George as I'm back from dodging OAP's.
ReplyDeleteDo you not fancy you bits being pierced?? I am sure we could have a charity piercing with the bed baths. We'd be gentle!!!
lol
b
Evening all. Looks like I got back just in time ! Little sick Duck today. I have Vals 'husky' voice, and sore throat, which not even copious amounts of Balvenie was able to touch last night. Yes, it all went well, but so sad to see them go. Didn't need to get ill on top of all that. New Boss starts Monday [apparently ?] so, will have to see what happens......XXX
ReplyDeleteBev,are you into Body piercing my lovely?....I do anything for PCC.coffers..!!..I think.!!? x
ReplyDeleteHi Elise,glad it went well last night,but sorry for the cold.......x
New manager...new broom eh..!!
Evening Elise,sorry you gotta sore throat,,guess you will have to persevere with the hot toddies tonight,, I will have a couple myself to show my support!!LOL xxx
ReplyDeleteBev,,looks like John has volunteered for a piercing!!,,I am sure all of the Bollockeers will donate generously after seeing the deed done,,
John,, George will bring his rubber ring for ya to sit on afta!! LMAO
Thanks John xx Thanks Big Guy xx Feeling pretty rough now, early night I think xx
ReplyDeleteAwwww lotsa Balvenie Hugs ((((((((Elise )))))))))) xxx
ReplyDeleteThanks Big Guy xx To be honest, the thought of a Balvenie right now is making me feel worse.......do you think I need to go to A&E ?? !! x
ReplyDeleteDamn that's is NOT a good sign!!!,,,,Dr Phil would like you in bed ASAP!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like you DO need an early night,Sweetie,xxx
Well I am trained in all things medical.
ReplyDeleteElise, off to bed and keep warm. Its been a long few months for you now time to look after yourself. Do as Uncle Phil says BED xx
Just about got kids sorted, then I will be tucked up with a Hot Chocolate [no Horlicks, evening George xx]
ReplyDeleteCatch you all tomorrow, hopefully xx
Sorry to hear that Elise,& i swear the 'Glenny',helped me,while the effect lasted that is!!.x..get well quick,& Vals sexy husky voice is all but a distant memory....aarrgghhh.!!
ReplyDeletePhil.....I was thinking of somewhere else on that piercing rather than what would be most popular.LOL...somewhere like the belly button,or tounge..............................................did i just say tounge!?
Or if there is a Barber/hairdresser in attendance?,.......have it off..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................hair that is...
Full of barmy ideas here......lol
Blimey Bev,reading your last post,i almost went to bed myself here.....so forceful & direct.!? x
Yeah John I thought that too,,wonder how many times Ian has been "Ordered"to bed by Bev??? LOL
ReplyDeleteIan is of the age where I put him to bed!!
ReplyDeleteI am definate direct especially when I have a pokey tool in my hand ( a craft tool).....
bevxx
Whats that mean Bev.........Ians a 'very young' toyboy,or what?..LOL........Er thinking here..!!?.....Jilly 54,...um...name taken one year after Ian was born............um.........umm............Cheeky mare,thats when i was born. too,& Val doesn't put me to bed,i thankyou.........so you are direct with a pokey tool in hand.....haha....Vals into floristry & hopes thats where her Fuchsia lies........get it.....LOL..xx
ReplyDeleteIan is my old man - 58 this year and me still in me 40's!!
ReplyDeleteWe have a plaque which says 'Older men make better lovers'!!!
Hope Val is feeling a little better, its never easy when friends break up,
lol
b
Vals in her naughty forties too.....Yeah,its not as though its not the first time,with her (i would say quite close friend) as its happened before with the previous hubby (splitting up)..........Had a great walk earlier....near to the Long Man of Wilmington (google it) & Vals now o.k & much more chipper..... xx
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