Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,
,,Sex on the lawn in the back garden this morning
(Morning George),,ffflippin ducks quacking at 645am,,,4 males and 1 female intent on making ducklets!,,(Well the males were!!)......chased off the horny lads leaving an exhausted lady to recover,,,she rested for about 5mins before chasing off after the boys!!
(Morning Elise) LMAO.......
Not a bad start to the day ere but a lot cooler,,,hammock rolled up for the time being,
Spot of work catch up for me today after "Goofing off"while the sun was out,,could take a while! 
Happy Hump day Folks,
Cheers
So there's a penguin driving through the desert and its hot.... really hot. The penguin drives for several hours through the scorching desert until his car breaks down.
The penguin pulls out his cell phone and calls a local auto shop. The mechanic brings the tow truck to the penguins car, picks him up and takes him and his car back to the auto shop.
When they arrive the mechanic says "It's going to take me a few hours to fix your car, why don't you walk around town and entertain yourself for awhile."
The penguin leaves the auto shop and as he walks out the door notices an ice cream shop... "a little taste of home" he thinks to himself.
The penguin walks over to the ice cream shop and orders his favorite frozen treat... vanilla ice cream. He sits down at a table and goes to town on his vanilla ice cream, making a huge mess and getting ice cream all over himself. He finishes his ice cream and heads back to the auto shop.
When he arrives the mechanic comes out and says "Well sir, its looks like you blew a seal" to which the penguin replies "Oh no, its just ice cream" 
Mornin' All,
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more about the downward spiral in temperature. I might just have to dig out me thermal vest and long-johns again.
Hey Phil? There's an awful lot of sex goes on in your back garden! Even more than in Swinging Bev's and Dogging John's! lol
A quacking humpday?
Nahhhhhhhh...Far too windy!
Phil sent me these in an email...so I'm going to test my 'Insertion skills' (but you'll have to give the photos a big CLICK!) lol
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LMAO. Many thanks Capn!
ha ha ha ha ! I was wondering where that one was going George ! Evening all xx Pain now a thing of the past for me....thank goodness....I have not been a happy lil' Duckie since the weekend, although, by the sounds of it, I should be up there in Phils back garden ! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteThere is not a lot of swinging going on here as the daft sod has still not got his tablets but the bloody alarm still goes off. Ine day...... I am sure they blasted his one brain cell!!
ReplyDeletePhil, did I read you were working, shock horror!!
Like Elise I did wonder where the joke was going!!
5 days off now. Yippee!!!
Can I brag, well I am going to - Tim has just got an A in a math GCSE taken a year early. Very proud of him.
Be good gorgeous ones xx
Wow Bev ! Tell him well done from me ! xx that is really impressive ! xx
ReplyDeleteEvening Ladies :)) Glad there is some life out there,,almost had to play with George today!! LOL
ReplyDeleteGlad you are pain free at last Elise! roll on Saturday for a Mega tipple Huh? LOL xx
Well done Tim!!,,maybe he can show Ian how to program his V alarm!! LOL xx
Have a terrific evening Both !
You got anything exciting planned Big Guy ? Quiet pm here, getting organised to get kids in bath then bed. MY LAST DAY TOMORROW FOR 2 WEEKS !!!!!!!! Off from 4pm tomorrow until 8am on Monday 16th May.....if I can find another job, then I ain't going back at all ! One nurse already resigned, and she leaves the 18th may......fingers crossed its 2 of us gone ! xx
ReplyDeleteNah,, calm before the storm tonight,,spot of Paella and a coupla vinos in a mo,,then pressing my frock for the wedding on Friday!
ReplyDeleteCoo two weeks off Sweetie!!! can your liver stand it? LOL
Look forward to some fun!! xxx
Hey Big Guy ! What colour hat you wearing ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeletemine is pink so we'd better not clash!! I think you should have a matching thong as well. I could see you in a leather number!
ReplyDeletePink thong?,,,,, Hmmmmmmmm now ya got me thinking!!,,,maybe when she's finished with hers I could borrow it? :))))) LOL xx?,,,,
ReplyDeleteBlue to match your eyes Big Guy ! xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deep chit dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm accustomed to 'deep chit' Elise...In fact I revel in it! LOL
ReplyDeleteGlad you're pain-free (apart from me being your regualr pain in the ass!). : )~
You wish!!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteGeorge ????!!!! Whats the deal ???? You and Barry ??? Conspiring ????? 'Fess up !!!!!!
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