Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,,bright and sunny start to the day and thankfully "Quackless"(Morning Elise xx)this morning!
Braving "Da Boro" this afta for a mop crop as I am starting to take on a slightly "Worzel Gummidge" look!(Morning George)
Still havn't received my invite to "The"wedding as yet but as it clashes with my BS and crack waxing appointment probably just as well!
Need to get the garden sorted it's really gone to "Pot!"
Enjoy your day Folks,
Cheers
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store..
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well... Only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them!
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well... Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them!
Good morning me darlin', enjoy the waxing!!!!! Remember us nurses are trained in the use of a razor..!
ReplyDeleteWell its me and the old man today as tim is at school.
Be good and have fun xx
Morning Bev :) you volunteering? LOL xx
ReplyDeleteNo, no , no!!! You're a bad boy!!
ReplyDeleteMorning all......Just come back from Bloods at local surgery & was attended to by my fav petite nursey........She also did a BP check,so i could compare with my own home monitor...& yes it was similar & on track....
ReplyDeleteBeen down a few days (shuddup George)....Fraid i get these days when i start feeling sorry for myself.....Its usually after a run of sad outcomes on PCC & also my best friend & cussy in Oz has not been well,but today heard she's on the mend......so now feeling a lot more chipper...
Of out to buy Vals birthday prezzie........Yeah still 25..!!!........so catch up later....
Bev,,be gentle with me! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteMorning John wondered where y'ad been?,,,glad to hear your Cuz is on the mend! Happy shopping Matey! (Yeah right! LOL)
Ok guys speaking as one that knows do not let her ladyship anywhere near you with a razor. My legs have never been the same! I am being dragged to the shops for 'bits' for the house.
ReplyDeleteSpeak later if I get anywhere near the lappy.
Ian
Hi Bev x......enjoy....... might bump into you then....... up the shops.....
ReplyDeleteI find Zoladex rids you of body hair.......but mucks your mind as well..!!?
Here's some waxing tips/funnies (especially near the end,the guy with tache)
http://youtu.be/lP8RClFlaYo
What a great pic of a potty lady! Now that's a cannabis plant I wouldn't be smoking....eating?...yes!
ReplyDeleteJohn? you should be prosecuted for causing harassment, alarm and distress with that man-waxing video! Argghhhhhh!
Phil? What is it with you and that Middlesborough massage parlour? Haircut?...My ass! lol
Hi George ....Did yer see that Messi wonder goal against Real last night.........if not-
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/KGWupar0FJs
Great final looming between Man U & Barc at Wembley
hello people ! H O L I D A Y T I M E F O R L A D U C K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not back to work until 16th May !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Partay !!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteWecome back from the rock face Sweetie!! :)),,,Happy Holidays!!! xx
ReplyDeleteYou still gotta wait till Saturday for a tipple???
Hiya Big Guy xx Yes, gotta wait until saturday, these ABs are horrible, and turn nasty with alcohol....I see George and Barry are plotting...again !
ReplyDeleteHappy Hols to Elise..x......You sure deserve it.........
ReplyDeleteThanking you kindly John xx its a lovely, wonderful, feeling....no more hell hole now until 16th May !!!!!! YEAH !! Delighted you feeling better dude, always here if you wanna chat xx
ReplyDelete16th May is the old mans birthday!!
ReplyDeletePhil, your hair looks good that style really suits you!!!
Hi Bev,,can you set his alarm that far ahead?? LOL xx
ReplyDeleteDon't talk to me about bl***y alarms!!!
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