Monday, 11 April 2011

Monday,,"A little stiff"

Good Morning/Evening Ex Weekenders,,not sure how today is gonna pan out weather wise but what a cracking day yesterday!...

Fell asleep in the sunlounger  and woke up with a red bugle (red nose Elise!LOL)and stiff!!! (Morning George)

Hilary back to work leaving me to my own devices!!

Hope you all have an equally fun  day!!

Cheers

Surprise tattoo....................

 George had heard a lot about a certain "Massage Parlour" and decided to give it a try. He was stripped off and the "Masseuse" saw that he had one inch letters tattooed down the length of his penis, reading..................S E V I L L E.

 "My, you are a big boy, she gasped pointing, what do the letters mean ?" George replied. " It's the name of my birthplace, my mates and me all had it done for a laugh when we were drunk one night." She said. " Oh, you were born in Seville? I wouldn't have guessed you were Spanish."

 George said. "No way, when you start the massage you'll see that I was born in Stoke Mandeville, I had a hard on at the time."

 

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  1. George Hardy11 April 2011 at 02:34

    MORNIN' ALL : )~

    Someone talking about me (again!) ???

    A little stiff? Phil is having a 'Have-a-go-at-George Day' huh? LMAO

    I LOVE IT! Bring it on, I dare ya! lol

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  2. George Hardy11 April 2011 at 03:16

    THE TERRIBLE TWINS?

    PHIL






    George

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  3. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 03:23

    Yeah rigtht!! you just pleased to see me big boy?? LMAO

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  4. George Hardy11 April 2011 at 04:59

    Makes a change. don't it Phil?

    Just you and me today, playing with eachother. PMSL

    SAD OR WHAT? lol

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  5. George Hardy11 April 2011 at 05:02

    PS. That's a 'cracking' (pardon the pun) 'sextoon' funny you posted.

    there is NO WAY that would have got past the photobucket police.

    Yep, if we want to be really naughty we have to post the outrageous funny pics as a first blog of the day(unless you do it the sneaky way like I did). LMAO

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  6. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 05:49

    Yeah looks like just me and Thee today Matey?,,

    Think the girls must have their hands full at the moment?? LOL

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  7. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 05:51

    Hey Did I dream about Bev and Ian having a Viagra alarm?????

    Is it like timing an egg?,,goes off when it's ready to eat???PMSL

    Maybe we can get Ian to come out and play George?...

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  8. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 09:26

    Evening All......I go to work for one day, and I see that George and Phil are playing with each other....NOT only that, but Big Guy is declaring that he is a 'Little Stiff' at the prospect.......CANCELLING ALL ARRANGEMENTS FOR JUNE !!!!!!!!!!

    Tough day at work today, I am still very unhappy, and very undecided. Did find a cracking job advertised, but hours worked out too long, considering my two are only 'smallies'......back to the drawing board.......Any suggestions how I can earn money at home GEORGE & BIG GUY NO SMART/SMUTTY/OTHER SIUGGESTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anyway, not back now until Friday, and The Devil Woman wonb't be back until monday.....I get a reprieve........Say lots of prayers for me please xx

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  9. john sherwood11 April 2011 at 09:36

    Hi all,& another cork..er of a day,& have been gardening,& also a visit to Garden Centre,in vain attempt o lose MIL......Elise x just got in front !! Whats all this about Cancelling June..!!!?
    How can you work 1 day then get 3 off?......great though....Can't think of any unsmutty suggestions on working at home....but wiill think this thru...........LOL

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  10. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 09:40

    Cheers John ! Luv ya too ! xx Rolling rosta.....I don't work a usual Mon-Fri, its shift work, so as long as I do 32 hours a week, it can be any days. Great to have the time off, but it means I am working Fri-Mon......Just don't want to work at all ! Bloody windy here [Evening George xx] my wind chimes are playing AC/DC !! xx

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  11. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 09:54

    Evening John,,sorry you never managed to ditch the MIL :((,,,always postitions available out here in North Yorkshire for "Bird scarers!",,lots of fresh air and open countryside,(Support given!)

    Evening Elise...xx I have LOTSA ides for you Sweetie,, :)) give me some time to try and get them past the PB Police!! LMAO

    Please don't mention AC/DC to George,,he is still traumatised from being told by his shrink that he has a dual personality which is both Arthur and Martha!!

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  12. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 09:57

    PMSL ! Thanks for making me smile Big Guy xx Tough day.... xx

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  13. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 10:03

    Awww thought so,,well chill out Sweetie and relax tonight!! xx

    George and his alter ego,,LOL

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  14. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 10:04

    Again....PMSL ! xx

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  15. Bevie Hodgson11 April 2011 at 10:55

    Hi guys and gals, nope you didn't dream it Ian has a viagra alarm and the silly sod still forgets to take it!! I am still trying to persuade him to join in.

    Elise, hi, will catch up on gilrs aloud.

    lol

    b

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  16. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 13:08

    Anybody coming out to play ?????

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  17. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 13:41

    I would come out to play but I am sure I would be in serious trouble within two blogs

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  18. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 13:46

    Double dare ya ! xx

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  19. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 13:50

    would have to be in private or the Bollocks keystone cops (phil+George) would arrest me

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  20. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 13:53

    just having a small glass of red tonight
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  21. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 13:57

    Enjoy Keith xx I am having a cup of tea for a change ! xx

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  22. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 13:58

    not like you, esp on a stress day

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  23. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 13:59

    Need more Balvenie....have to wait until May now...Jamesons not quite up to the mark ! xx

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  24. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 14:00

    haha, I like Jamesons

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  25. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 14:00

    or is it just alcohol I like

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  26. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 14:01

    Ha ! Jamesons is okay...a sipping whisky I think....but I do Love the Balvenie... ! xx

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  27. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 14:02

    how do you know who is "lurking" I cant find that.

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  28. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 14:04

    you have to post the blog for the day, it gives you a viewing history...think thats why Big Guy likes to get in there first ! NOW I will be in trouble ! PMSL ! xx

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  29. Keith Evans11 April 2011 at 14:09

    oh dear, and he is prob watching right now

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  30. Elise Cotter11 April 2011 at 14:11

    I'd say definitely ! xx

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  31. Phil Thompson11 April 2011 at 14:55

    As if !!



    PMSL xx

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  32. Elise Cotter12 April 2011 at 02:12

    Shouldn't it be green eyes Big Guy ??!! LMAO ! xx

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