Monday, 18 April 2011

Monday "Pop in"

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,A grey old start here after a terrific sunny weekend...

Phone call at 830am to say District nurse "Popping in"to see me this morning,,,not sure why but my imagination is having fun!!LOL

Hope our Bollockeers not feeling so good are feeling better? and we are all set for a good week once we get Monday out of the way!!

Gotta dash make myself presentable for Nursey,,Is my silk kimono with a  "Bollocks to Prostate Cancer"motif on it a bit OTT??,,, 

Catch ya later,

Cheers

Three couples went out camping.................

 The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.

At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"

Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"

Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."

"How come?"

"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"

After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"

"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"

"Because that's my dick you're holding."

Cheers

 

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23 comments:

  1. George Hardy18 April 2011 at 01:52

    Mornin' All,

    I wish I had a nurse coming! : )~

    My Teesside spy was out and about in Great Ayton with his camera yesterday, and guess what he spotted?

    Capn Phil SUNBATHING.

    (Give the dick a CLICK)....lol




    I told you a bit of a breeze wouldn't stop the randy old sailor, didn't I?
    (He has to look good for nursie!) LMAO

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  2. George Hardy18 April 2011 at 02:01

    PS. Newsflash!

    You shouldn't have bothered tarting yourself up, Phil.
    Put away your smoking jacket, paisley cravat and brown suede moccasins.

    Nurse Annette and her young friend can't make it today. My great aunt Olivia is coming out of retirement and right now she's speeding down the A19 to see ya!

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  3. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 02:05

    Geez George,,at least we now know where ya got your "Unique"looks from!!! PMSL

    Ug Ug Ug Ug..

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  4. George Hardy18 April 2011 at 04:17

    Maybe this is more suitable for Nurse Olivia Hardy?

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  5. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 08:53

    Evening Big Guy xx & George xx See you are both playing with yourselves again......no wonder the gossip continues ! xx

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  6. Bevie Hodgson18 April 2011 at 09:46

    What more can a girl say!! Your as bad as each other!!!

    I am mean as I have shown the picture to Ian and he is convinced the picture is of Phil!!!

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  7. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 09:52

    The one in green, with the stockings is George Bev,.,,,, I would know that ass anywhere ! PMSL !! xx

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  8. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 10:00

    Evening ladies xx,,I see your claws are already out and pretty sharp too! LOL That ass is waaaaaaaaaaay to "Unbony" for George!! Elise xx

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  9. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 10:06

    jealousy is an evil trait Big Guy xx

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  10. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 10:18

    Wow !! Better ! MUCH better ! Thanks Big Guy ! xx

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  11. Bevie Hodgson18 April 2011 at 10:26

    I prefer an older man!! Do you know who my heart throb is. Are you ready for this!! Neil kinnock, he is gorgeous! xx

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  12. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 10:36

    Oh dear Bev,,I see you are not fully recovered!!!



    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LMAO xx

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  13. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 10:37

    ha ha ha ha ! xx

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  14. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 10:43

    Gotta go put the nose bag on,,

    Catch ya later xx

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  15. Bevie Hodgson18 April 2011 at 11:02

    He's better looking in real life. Gorgeous!!!

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  16. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 13:47

    Anybody there ???????

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  17. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 14:03

    Just me :)) xx

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  18. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 14:05

    Awwww,,,,very cute Big Guy xx Thought I was all on my own :-( xx

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  19. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 14:10

    How ya doin Sweetie?,,hows da tushie peg? :( xx

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  20. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 14:12

    well, the whisky isn't really helping to deaden the pain....but damm ! It does taste good ! Got appointment at dentisit tomorrow morning, so, hopefully, it will all get sorted. As if i haven't spent enough money this last week :-( xx How you doing Big Guy ? xx

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  21. Elise Cotter18 April 2011 at 14:16

    Heading to bed Big Guy, will let you know how I get on tomorrow, sweet dreams xx

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  22. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 14:17

    Good luck Sweetie!!



    Nitee Nitee xxx

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  23. Phil Thompson18 April 2011 at 14:19

    Good luck tomorrow Sweetie,

    Nitee Nite xx

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