Monday, 4 April 2011

Monday nurse visit :))

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,I trust you all had a good weekend and all the  Mum's enjoyed their "Day off?"yesterday (Yeah right!)

At home nurse visit for me today,,for what I havn't a clue but I live in hope! LOL,,only thing is they say anytime after 830am,,so had to get up early for shower,shave,and make myself look half presentable(Is the Smoking jacket a tad OTT??? LMAO

Hope you are feeling better today Elise, and good luck with the new Boss!!!

Enjoy your Monday Bollockeers,

Cheers

Prostate DRE .........

 After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

 As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination. At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse. I haven't got an erection" said the man. "No, but I have" replied the nurse.

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21 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks4 April 2011 at 01:55

    Morning all.

    Phil, good luck with the nurse home visit today, and a smoking jacket is OK!!

    Nice to see you posted a picture of George's nurse 'Maxwell'.
    I first met him during a visit I made to Thailand.

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  2. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 02:14

    Morning Mike, :),,,Maxwell has always had a "soft"spot for George,LOL,,,And another Thai "Lady"on the bottom of my post looks "Equipped"for all eventualities! LMAO

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  3. George Hardy4 April 2011 at 02:38

    I'm so annoyed about Phil nicking my nurse.
    I only LOANED her to him for a few weeks, as we mates often do.

    But FFS! He's had her for 3 months now! (...and Mike?....Maxwell is her TWIN BROTHER....a notorious Thai 'she-male'. Was he gentle with you? LMAO).

    Anyway Phil, I'm coming down to get her back - but I'll leave you a replacement:

    Meet DICK:

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  4. George Hardy4 April 2011 at 02:54

    If Phil doesn't reply before tonight we'll know that Dick has come! PMSL

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  5. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 03:03

    PMSL,,I have been trying since 1039am to post my reply re "Dick"but looks like da PBP are already on my case!!! and I am being vetoed every time!! LOL

    But thanks for the offer of your replacement "Dick"George,,much appreciated! LOL

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  6. George Hardy4 April 2011 at 07:27

    So.....Is Dick STILL coming - or what??

    ROFLMFBO!

    (They told me he was a very energetic guy - and with unbelievable staying power - or did they say 'horse power'?)

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  7. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 09:05

    OMG....New week, nothing changes ! Evening all. BF day today....still feel terrible, and really wish I had phoned in sick today.....New Boss too busy being 'brown nosed' by the owner and 'matey' to have any consideration for us mere mortals doing all the graft.....Think I am in Balvenie withdrawl....Speaking of which, I am nearly out, and can't get it here FFS !! Am thinking of going home, first week in May. Might go the ferry this time, then I can stock up my 'Mam-Mobile' with emergency rations. Anyone live near Swansea, or Fishguard? Haven't decided which one to go with yet, but you have fair warning, and time to leave the country !!
    Big Guy ?? Hope those ugly, gender confused Nurses were nice to you !! ?? xx

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  8. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 09:34

    Evening Elise,:)),,sorry you're still feeling rough Sweetie,,no Balvenie Huh?,,but I'm sure you have LOTS of "Options"in your reserve locker! LOL xxx

    Thankfully no sign of George's"Dick" today just a coupla rather nice nurses who took some blood and asked a lot of questions over a cuppa, :))

    Have a good evening Folks and hope you feel better reeeeal soon Elise xxx

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  9. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 09:36

    xxxxx

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  10. Bevie Hodgson4 April 2011 at 11:11

    Phil, you obviously provide good coffee as us Dns always look out for the best places for coffee. How do you manage to have 2??
    Very quiet on here today??

    Elise hope you feel better soon

    lol
    b

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  11. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 11:41

    Thanks Bev xx Phil gets 2 because 1 ain't safe on her own with him ! PMSL ! xx

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  12. Bevie Hodgson4 April 2011 at 12:49

    I did wonder if that was the case!!!!!

    Where is everyone tonight?? Right I am off to do packed lunches, xx

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  13. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 13:04

    Evening Bev,xx,Hi Elise,xx,,Yep quiet one tonite,,takes some of the old lags a few days to get over their weekend fun!! LMAO



    Playing catch up on some recorded stuff,,,

    Packed lunch Bev?,,where ya sending Ian tomorrow???LOL

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  14. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 13:06

    ......Old Lags...... ??

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  15. Bevie Hodgson4 April 2011 at 13:20

    I am sending him off to work to earn the money that I spend. Was thinking of you earlier as we are just about to decorate our bedroom. Before buying paint I suggested we draw up a mood board of colours etc. Is reply is unrepeatable xxx

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  16. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 13:24

    LMAO,,Mood board for the bedroom!!,,,I bet I can guess who will be deciding the "mood"when you both go to bed!! LOL,,what colour for "Headache?"

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  17. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 13:26

    Don't be mean Big Guy ! [funny none the less though PMSL !]

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  18. Elise Cotter4 April 2011 at 13:39

    Nite xx

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  19. Phil Thompson4 April 2011 at 14:20

    Nite Sweetie,Hope you feel better tomorrow xx

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  20. Bevie Hodgson4 April 2011 at 23:24

    Cheeky. A mood board is similar to colour swatches so you can decide how you want your room to look. Its posh colour swatches!!! I'll give you headache!!!
    Hope you're behaving today xx

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  21. Phil Thompson5 April 2011 at 00:49

    Sorry Bev, LOL xx

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