Happy Good Friday Bollockeers xx
Although, I dunno what's 'Good' about it today? Okay, okay, well, I am not at work, so that's good. It is also raining in The Rebel County, so that is definitely NOT good. BUT, and it's a big 'un [as opposed to mine, which isn't, Morning George ! xx] I am here to annoy the c**p outta all of you today ! My last chance for 6 days, so suck it up !
Thought you would all like to see Big Guy's "Pussy Swinging"....It takes all sorts....!!
Hope that you all have a really fab' Easter Weekend, and that the sun is shining on each and every one of you XX
And remember, if you can't be good, then be REALLY, REALLY Wicked !! LMAO !
Later Dudes
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Although, I dunno what's 'Good' about it today? Okay, okay, well, I am not at work, so that's good. It is also raining in The Rebel County, so that is definitely NOT good. BUT, and it's a big 'un [as opposed to mine, which isn't, Morning George ! xx] I am here to annoy the c**p outta all of you today ! My last chance for 6 days, so suck it up !
Thought you would all like to see Big Guy's "Pussy Swinging"....It takes all sorts....!!
Hope that you all have a really fab' Easter Weekend, and that the sun is shining on each and every one of you XX
And remember, if you can't be good, then be REALLY, REALLY Wicked !! LMAO !
Later Dudes
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Good morning gorgeous ones. Nice to see the ladies are up and raring to go whilst the men are in the land of nod.
ReplyDeleteIan is now back in bed as he looked awful first thing. When I asked what was wrong he replied 'I am a little stiff'. I was so good and said nothing!!
Will be swinging later. xx
ha ha ha ! Good morning Bev xx, you were VERY good I think ! Happy Friday xx
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ReplyDeleteThis is the link to Aase's 'just giving' page. She will be running the Edinburgh half marathon, to raise money for PCC, in memory of Jim xx
Good Friday to both Elise x & Bev x....& fellow bollockeers to...
ReplyDeleteWeather brilliant again......Barbie time beckons.!
I met Aase up at the A/R Memorial in London,very nice open person,....thanks for the link....
Thinking up an Easter joke..................ummmmmmmmm clean gentle ones to start this G/F.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter
ha ha ha ! Gooooooood Morning John xx You are in great form today dude ! MIL gone ?! xx
ReplyDeleteYep.!...Somewhere in deepest Suffolk,at present time over Easter, than back for a short time,then off to the States for a month to stay with another daughter.......lets just hope them workmen pull out all the stops on the renovation works..!!?x
ReplyDeleteI reckon you need to go down there and give them a good talking to John.......threaten that she will be staying with them next ! Watch them finish the work PDQ ! XX
ReplyDeleteHahaha.!!.....I'm thinking that to...the 50 mile round trip....seems really worth it.!!
ReplyDeleteOne thing she was good at though were the Quiz nights......a.right clever dick (sorry George)..!!?
Good morning John, you could always get the mil to help with the renovations!
ReplyDeleteWhere are those terrible twins. I reckon they are still in bed. xx
No sign of 'The Terrible Twins' on here yet.....what can they be up to ........ ??!! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Bev x........Thinking of putting on my hard hat,to speed the process.!!?
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen my builders bum?
Are they lurking Elise? x
John, thank you for that image!!
ReplyDeletelurking or sleeping that is the question.
All is quiet so I am enjoying the peace and quiet. xx
Goooooooooood Morning Easter weekenders!! :)) and........
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight,,,Bev left Ian in bed feeling a "Little stiff" and John is planning on playing with his "Barbie"?,,is there a Ken too Matey?,,,,, LOL
I tried waking George up but he seemed to ne enjoying a HOT dream and was singing "EWE are my sunshine"? so I left him with a smile on his face...LOL
Have fun Folks!
Cheers
Hiya Big Guy xx Nice of you to finally join us [!] thought you were adopting George's 'early' mornings now ! PMSL !!
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LOL George may be a while!!
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Good afternoon Phil!!! I see you taking on the sheep mantle!! Be good xx
ReplyDeleteMORNING Bev!!!,,,why you up so early?,,,Ian's Viagra alarm wake you up?? LMAO Don't sweat he has Barbie to play with! xx
ReplyDeleteThe viagra alarm went off last night and the silly sod still forgot to take the tablet!! I am cracking the whip this morning and making him rest as he is suffering. What are you upto today. x
ReplyDeleteBev can't you have some fun with the "Alarm?",,set it to go off every hour or something and really give him something to worry about! LOL
ReplyDeleteHeading out with her Ladyship in an hour to hunt and trap a "Turkey crown" and to swell the alcohol coffers for the weekend :))),,lazy afternoon in the garden planned with plenty of chilled vino!
Keep that whip cracking Bev!!,,are the pink furry handcuffs anything to do with why Ian's has been "detained"in bed???
Oh no...now Bevie is shopping at Elise's favourite online 'S & M' store and is equipped with the same whip, chains, leather bra and thong.
ReplyDeleteWe now have TWO sets of terrible twins.
Thanks so much for that card, Bev - it was perfectly innocent, folks...honestly!
But it got me thinking...am I lucky or what?
Two 'wicked' nurse here have sent me 'non-viagra uplifters'.
First I get a battery operated gadget to get me all revved up on cold mornings, and then another nurse sends me her sexiest underwear!
Great jokes from a chirpy John this morning - but I do worry about Phil's animal fetish these days!
Why don't you stick with the birds like I do, Phil? LMAO
As for Elise and her swiniging Philipussy??...
Morning George xx You are in a good mood today....great sleep ?...lots of dreams about Sheep ....? Ewe are having a laugh !! BTW, my favorite 'S&M' shop is by invite only....xx
ReplyDeleteAnd from our mate Bill in Thailand... A LETTER TO DAVID CAMERON
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing England 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire - ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - housing crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids/grandkids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week.....and there's your money back in duty/tax etc
6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading schemes that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.
It can't get any easier than that!
And if more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Grumpies of the World Unite
Other points you might consider:
Pensioners
Put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home, then the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd also receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. They’d have constant video monitoring so if assistance was needed they’d have immediate help. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be washed and ironed as needed. There would be a guard to check on them every 20 minutes and staff to bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
There would be private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens for anyone who felt the need to exercise.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls and there would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and all guards would have a code of conduct that would have to be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised day and night. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week; live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week without any hope of ever getting out
Think about this (more points of contention):
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born almost three years ago in Appleby, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their individual stalls.. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each illegal immigrant a cow
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..... It creates a hostile work environment.
Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
And qestion for all our nurses here, including Mike's Kath (no, it's not about smoking cessation courses!).
ReplyDeleteWhy is it, that after being able to take amoxycillin for a lifetime, my last two courses of the stuff have immediately brought on a rash and a terrible itching all over, even down to my feet?
It stops after the first two doses. Any ideas? (NO PHIL...IT AIN'T CRABS!). lol
Many thanks for that Elise.
ReplyDeleteI had a feeling that Amoxycillin wasn't woking very well last time I had a chest infection.
It took three months and 3 changes of antibiotics to clear the damn thing!
George I told yoiu wearing those "Fish net"stockings you made from leftovers off the South Shieds fish quay would cause a rash!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd you've only had two doses??,,you've been lucky Matey!! LOL
George, ask for Klacid, or Klacid LA, or Distaclor, or Distaclor LA...they are the next step up from Amoxycillin for Chest infections, and have minimal side effects xx
ReplyDeleteBig Guy ? George will return your stockings when he is feeling better. Stop hassling the invalid !!! PMSL !! xx
ReplyDeleteMaybe some "Intimate grooming"required Matey?,,
ReplyDeleteSorry I can't pop over and help,,, I'm busy for the next year or so !
hey Big Guy ? how many meds you had today dude !? LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteNot enough!!! LMAO xx
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ! I don't reckon either !! XX
ReplyDeleteHahaha.......to the mental image of fishnets...........I know..... KEEP UP.!!?
ReplyDeleteGeorge....agree with all you say......We are badly served by our politicians,!?
I call the girls 'The Titilating twosome'
mmmm....thinking about that one John..... xxx
ReplyDeleteI can see the appeal John,,(I think? )LOL
ReplyDeleteyou sexy beast Big Guy ! PMSFL !! xx
ReplyDeleteGuess I just "Got it" Huh?? LMAO xx
ReplyDeleteLove the piccie darling but the shoes clash with the top. We ahve chilled vino for this afternoon. Hope you get the turkey crown. If not you could have lamb, sorry George.!!
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These are more your size Big Guy ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteBlimey.....size alert ! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteI thought they were for each of the guys!!!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the three of them in fishnets.....
errr...yes actually...I can Bev....scary stuff !! xx
ReplyDeleteThey to beat us with????? LOL
ReplyDeleteFishnet underwear for guys? or is it chain mail??? LOL
eeeewwwwww Big Guy ! NOT NICE AT ALL !!!!!
ReplyDeletePS - Wouldn't it get RUSTY ??!! xx
To early in the morning for this. Ian has just walked in boy did I have some explaining to do!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ! that's what you get when you belong to this site Bev.......lots of hasty explaining to do ! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeletePLease don't break the chain!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHeading off for supplies catch y'all later,,I'll leave you in my friends capable hands.......
Anitas son is set for the weekend Big Guy.....you planning the same ?? !! xx
ReplyDeleteWell i'm sitting next to Val,but she is engrossed in looking on 'rightmove',for a bungalow.........so didn't spot that Phil distraction...
ReplyDeleteReminds me of why my nickname was once 'bungalow'..............or thinking about it...perhaps they meant 'nothing up top'........huh..!!?
I feel another record postings for a blog....eh.!!
No Ian was more concerned as to how Phil got hold of his fishnet pants! He has been looking for them all week. x
ReplyDeletePMSL ! you got problems there Bev xx
ReplyDeleteJohn ? Don't show Val the pic of Phil in his 'chain mail' ....wanna meet her in June !! xx
ReplyDeleteWe me darlins I must love you and leave you as I am taking Ian out for lunch. This afternoon I am distressing with baby wipes and playing with tin foil. May even get my melt pot out and melt more wax.
ReplyDeletebe good whilst I am away. xx
Poor Ian ! xx
ReplyDeleteBev..x......Catch up later too.......enjoy.!!?
ReplyDeleteElise..x..We too are looking forward to meeting you......& i try not to stammer...!!?. LOL
LMAO John XX
ReplyDeleteOK Bev has my curiosity WELL piqued!!,,,,Chains,Furry pink handcuffs and now hot wax!! what next nipple clamps??? (Afternoon George) LOL
ReplyDeleteOh dear you three men have given my dad heart failure. During the week, when talking with friends, mum said ' Bev is doing really well, She has met three men on the internet who help her out when Ian is down!!!!! Dad choked on his coffee and gave them a bit more information!!! She is such a gem!!! xx
ReplyDelete,,,Terrific Bev! Gotta get your Mum on here!!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteNo one to play with here!! :(( I've ben playing with myself for an hour!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOff for a Chinese,,,Cya later
I'm back again Big Guy......do not ask ! xx
ReplyDeleteCoo......quiet here....playing on my own again......
ReplyDeleteHi Toots,:)) xx
ReplyDeleteElise.......xx.....playing with what...!!?.
ReplyDeleteJust to say we are off to bed now......Hope your work is quick & without probs Elise......There are a few sad posts today on PCC,
so hope tomorrow is better for all.........nite nite to you all,,,x
Hi guys, I am having fun on ladies that booze aka girls aloud!
ReplyDeleteHave fun with da girls Bev! ,,the guys just aint no fun!!! xx
ReplyDeleteHiya Big Guy xx
ReplyDeleteNite Big guy xx
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