Hump day hotties...

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,,,,Nuther' warm and sunny day here ,,hope George's "Man Flu"improves and he manages  to totter outside and get some Vit C on his bod today!!,,(I think he took his thermals off way to early this year!!)

Short tootle to the coast for me  to aquire some crabs to assuage Hilary's mointhly craving!

May grab an ice cream and admire the scenery on the beach while I'm there!!(Check out the famed "Redcar bikini babes)..................

 

My application to be a ball boy at Wimbledon this year seems to have fallen on deaf ears!!(Again! LOL).................

 

Enjoy the weather while you can Folks and have a cracking day!!

Cheers

Lovejuice

A 12 year boy says to his dad, Dad can I get a plasma screen with Sky telly in my bedroom for my birthday. The dad says it's very expensive, but he'll see....

 On his birthday the wee boy runs home from school and up to his room, and there on the wall is the big plasma screen with Sky plumbed in, so he settles down to watch his new telly. Later on he comes down to the living room, where his mum and dad are sitting, and he asks his dad, Dad what's lovejuice? well his mum has a hairy fit, bursts into tears and runs into the kitchen.

His dad keeps his cool and says, sit down son, I better explain about the facts of life. So he explains about sex, females bodies, masturbation, and all sorts of sexual information. Listening to all this sexual stuff the wee boys jaw just about hits the deck, the dad seeing this then says, son just what programme were you watching up in your room, and the wee boy says.................. WIMBLEDON!