Friday, 1 April 2011

It's April FOOLS!! LOL

Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Peeps,and welcome to April,and yes it's the first so.....

I was going to post something totally unbelievable such as George has given up da fags and lamb for lent to dupe you,,but that is just soooo unbelievable!LMAO!!

 

Good luck Elise with the posh nosh your cooking tonight for your ex boss and partner!!...Love the outfit! :) xx........................ 

Hope to hear further good news from Alex's corner today as he recovers at homeSmileycons!

Enjoy your "Fools"day and have a drama free April!!

Cheers

Little Johnny & Fascinate.

Miss asked the kids to compose a sentence containing the word 'fascinate.' Diana put up her hand and offered. "We went to the zoo last Sunday and it was fascinating to see all the different animals." The teacher said. "That was very good Diana, but fascinate is the word I'm looking for, not fascinating." Sally tried with. When we were on holiday, we went to Madame Tussuad's and we were fascinated by the waxworks looking so real. Miss told her that it was also a very good try, but the word required was fascinate, not fascinated. The kids all sat there thinking hard and eventually, little Johnny raised his hand. At first, the teacher pretended not to notice, she'd been burned by him on more than one occasion. Little Johnny however, was very persistent, shouting out. "Miss, Miss!" The teacher could not see how he could destroy, or even do damage to the word fascinate, so, with mounting confidence, said. "Go ahead Johnny."

Triumphantly, Johnny came up with. "My Aunt Brenda, has a red sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so f***in'' big, she can only fasteneight." Miss put her head in her hands and cried.

 

27 comments:

  1. Morning Big Guy xx Happy April Fools Day to you too ! xx





    WOW ! That is some blog today ! Am loving the Magazine covers BIG TIME ! Thought you might like the pic of what I am wearing today......However, rotten day here, rain and wind [Morning George ! xx How's BIL ?] So, am thinking it might get a bit chilly around the nether regions.... ! PMSL !

    Have good one people, as I am a busy bee today ! Later xx

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  2. Morning Elise :))

    In that outfit I'm sure your ex boss will be more than happy to watch you cooking no matter how late the meal is!!,,,anything going on the bottom shelf???? LOL

    Have fun xxx

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  3. Morming All,

    Yes, great mag covers from the Capn, and a very good guess from him too.

    I gave up the ciggies and the sheep at 12.01am today.

    Heyyyyyy...It will be good to see Elise,Kath and Bev wearing those nurses' uniforms when they do their charity bed-bath event in Leicester.

    None of them need worry about feeling a bit chilly in their nether regions (ain't that right Phil?). Nurses night have cold hands,but we Northern guys DON'T! LMAO

    WELCOME BACK ALEX...if you're reading this.. I'll be replying to your mail a.s.a.p.


    No more hospital visits in the family today, brother-in-law realesed on parole - same as Alex!

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  4. Morning George,,

    Good to hear the BIL is out on parole as is Alex!

    Yep don't worry girls we got "warm hands"for ALL occasions and places!! LMAO

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  5. Morning George xx Glad to hear that BIL is out on parole, please pass on my best wishes xx

    Errrr......hhhhmmmmmm........am thinking about the warm hands/cold hands deal.......Busy here, catch you later xx

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  6. Good afternoon my lovelies. George giving up sheep, never
    nurses uniforms, cold hands and baths, em I think someone needs to remember the latex gloves

    Glad everyone is out on parole, Lots of prayers that you guys all stay well to give us more grief.

    xxxxx

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  7. Hiya Bev...they don't need encouraging, I keep telling you !! xx

    In the middle of marinating here people, but just wanted to say a HUGE thanks to Big Guy XX You are the best dude ! xxxxxx

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  8. Hi Bev :),,,careful with the "Latex"word,,Makes George go all funny!! LOL xxx

    Awww you're welcome anytime Elise,, Have a fun evening Sweetie! xxx

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  9. George and John aren't to bad either, can't have them feeling left out.

    Happy marinating!

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  10. Thanks Bev xx Thanks Big Guy xx

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  11. latex, george, sheep interesting combination!
    xx

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  12. Bev,,George does have a latex sheep....



    But last time he had her out for an "airing" he was smoking and a stray bit of fag ash caught her and she went down on him!! LMAO xx

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  13. I gotta vinyl puncture repair kit........... Don't ask !! PMSL ! xx

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  14. Phil, thats just Georges excuse! Do you think the sheep will come to Leics??

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  15. For sure Bev,he never travels without at least one of his "Fleecy friends! LOL xx

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  16. LMAO,sorry Elise,,,TWO Fleecy friends!!! xxx

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  17. errrr....does anyone know what TIME it's acceptable to start downing the Malts ??!! Or is "Any-O-Clock" the rule ? ! xx

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  18. I'm on a roll, well at least my mind is... good job there are alot of local charity shops in the area...???
    Elise any time is alcohol o'clock.

    xx

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  19. Elise anytime is Malt time if you're in the mood,,,but pace yourself, you don't want to welcome your dinner guests pi**ed as a fart!! LMAO xx

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  20. Evening all & a balmy 17c temp at mo here...
    Bev,my lovely, you do talk in riddles at times & dare i ask what you may be seeking out in the Charity shops? x
    Elise,......whooooooa on the malt,until pre dinner drinks,........... hic..! ! x
    We have fresh Mackerel & wine tonite..... enjoy.!!

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  21. John you may ask but you won't be told... its a secret!!!
    We've got red and soup tonight.

    Enjoy poets day my lovelies xx

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  22. Chicken and bacon Pasta in a white wine sauce with a chilli zap! ,,and a bottle of plonk...

    Bon appetite :))

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  23. Its posh nosh tonight. One is having homemade banana cheesecake for ones dessert and for afters well...........

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  24. Coo hark at you!!! LOL

    Enjoy xx

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