Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers
,,not a cloud in the sky here on Costa del Teesside for a change,,
typical I suppose after a windy wet Bank Holiday.
Gemma coming up from Brighton tomorrow for a stay with her new,,,ish boyfriend,,so her Ladyship's list of "to do"jobs has grown,
but my desire "to do"hasn't,
,I am working towards a compromise and am awaiting ratification of my new proposals,,(Once Hilary starts speaking to me again! LOL)
Have a "Chilled" Day Peeps,
Cheers
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No,"she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen".
"What's your name" she said.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
Phil, A question !! ?? when you say you had to feed the 'Cat' this morning do you actually mean a real live 'Cat' or does the word 'Cat' symbolise something a bit naughty and not a 'Cat' as we know a 'Cat' should be. If on the other hand you have a real live 'Cat' that you are forever 'Feeding' then the 'Cat' must be huge.
ReplyDeletePS the word 'Feeding' could also symbolise something naughty !!!!
Yep you saw through my "Euphemism" Mick,,,but I do have a furry pussy too that needs seeing to! LOL,,,Take that anyway you want!!
ReplyDeleteIf it's spare 'pussy' Phil I will take it !!!!
ReplyDeleteWe may have to change the name of the site to PUSSY GALORE if this carries on.
ReplyDeleteI just don't know what our ladies are going to say about this obsession!!!
You two are very very naughty boys!
I'm on the phone to Miss Whiplash right now.
Hey....what's the international code for Southern Ireland? LOL
Evening All. George, you are in a devilish mood today?! Are you looking for trouble huh !? International dialing code for Southern Ireland is the following :-
ReplyDeleteAnd to which Ladies do you refer? I am about the only one that answers any posts on here. If there are any Ladies reading this...........HELP ME GIRLS....!!!!!
BTW, get the picture right Mick ! [and keep on taking the pills !] x
Later Dudes, have to soak up some rays ! x
PS - Well done for the tone lowering in my absence........ !
Sorry Elise But could not find your pic
ReplyDeleteSo used my own Miss Whiptillyouscream pic
I always take my pills ....doctors orders.