Sunday Mass !

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Bollockeers,,,not a bad start to the day weather wise,but when I got up and peered out back I spied a HUGE Mass of dog poop,,,slap in th middle of the lawn!, the beast that left me the donation must have been the size of a ruddy donkey!.................The Prat down the road(Bonfire man) has a Great Dane and it has been known to go walkabout!),,I may bag it up and give it back!

Tootling to the coast for a pub lunch at the "Ship Inn"where I can get broody watching the ships swinging at anchor waiting to enter the river Tees.

Have a relaxing poop free day(maybe not!LOL)

Cheers

Circumcised ...................

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy....

 The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out..... 

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said,  'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.