Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,
,,Couldn't see the garden first thing due to thick mist,,,lifted now unfortunately showing what work still needs to be done.
I understand George is heading down to Hartlepool today to watch the Tall ship racers depart,,(He better watch out as the Hartlepudlians are known as "Monkey hangers!"after lynching one as a spy during the Napoleanic wars
,,,,and they ain't changed much since then!!,)
Happy Tuesday Folks
Cheers
Actual World war II recruitment poster....
Three little ducks go into a Bar......
'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?' said Huey.
'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi,
and what's your name?'
'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked.
'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
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'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.
'My name is Puddles.'
Good Moaning Old Peeps,
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm taking my life in my hands and going down to Hartlepool.
And guess who will be my only companion today?.......My ma-in-law!
Method in my madness though, I hired a monkey costume for her, telling her there was a £5000 fancy dress competition just before the Tall Ships leave.
I have a feeling I'll be travelling home alone, LOL.
Phil. I wish you hadn't posted that Navy recruitment picture.
The nursing profession will lose a damn good nurse now, thanks to you.
(Don't do it Elise....It's all proper gander!)
Gotta admit though, our favourite lil duck 'Puddles' is a pretty lil thing ain't she?
Nice move with the Ma in Law George! Respect!
ReplyDeleteWe have differant method of dealing with Mother-in-laws darn soth.
ReplyDeleteDon't need this now George you can borrow it if you want
ReplyDeleteIt has been washed, chemically cleaned and gone though radio active blasting debuggerifyer. but you may still have to give it 10 minutes before you open door.
here's a colourful duck
ReplyDeleteOh look Phil lovely ducks
ReplyDeletePhil the ducks
PHIL YOUR NOT LOOKING AT THE DUCKS
Oh dear here's a gang of duck murderers
ReplyDeleteas I'm been told to moderate my language I will let you fill in the blanks
you **********are a ********* bunch of ************** and should be ***************
with a blunt knife.
"You lot come over here take our jobs,take our houses and hump our women"
ReplyDelete"Look honky once they go black they never go back"
"Oh S**T that really hurts you know"
No ASBO not that kind of Puddle Duck, He's so fick at times
ReplyDeleteEvening All...I see Mick is happy in his own dimension again ! Nice Duck pics though Mick....apart from the dead 'uns that is ! Still, few fresh Plums, bit of Orange......Phil, no words can describe...You want me to quit the group....?
ReplyDeleteDo something Phil If Elise leaves who can I get my tablets from ????
ReplyDeleteThe big one is for my rage control
The small one is for mavis's insomnia
Buck up Duck soon be the weekend! xx
ReplyDeleteThanks for that Phil, however, working Saturday-Friday....Read 'em....7 days....so not looking forward to weekend, ALSO have to add that your little duck joke...yes...funny as it is....was already posted by you previously, around the time I joined here......just thought 'd mention it Big Guy. ! x
ReplyDeleteYeah Elise,,probably, but when you have been posting a funny every morning here for well over three years I'm afraid repeats do happen.x
ReplyDeleteGetting old Big Guy ! Will send ya some of Micks pils....LMAO! xx
ReplyDeleteBit of a delay on delivery of pills
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