Sarurday lurgy?

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Chums and Chumettes,the torrential downpours we had up ere yesterday(that caught me twice)seem to have passed,,,,,,,,poor George hasn't been the same since his own soaking in Hartlepool and now has come down with the dreaded lurgy,,

Hope it's just a 48 hour bug Matey and you're back on form asap

Chief cook duties for me today as one of Hilary's friends(who is a vivacious blonde)and her absolute BORE of a husband are coming for dinner,,all he talks about his ruddy golf!!,,my ploy last time to get him blitzed with my "Thommo specials"worked a treat  as he fell asleep after an hour and had to be woken up when their taxi came.More of the same tonite I think!

Whatever you're up to today have fun,(best you can GeorgeLOL)

Cheers

Gynaecologist's Assistant

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Chelsea and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.


Interested he goes to learn more "Can you give me some more
details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk

The Job Centre oppo sorts through his files & replies - " Oh yes here it is.

OK the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000 but you're going to have to go to Oxford."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No - that's the end of the queue"