Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,
,,another grey start to the week up ere'.
I have a limp this morning(Shaddup George)after our moggy woke me up at 430am wanting to go out(must get a pussy flap!)as I stumbled nekkid downstairs half asleep I banged my foot on a table,,,letting out a string of oaths the cat disappeared behind a couch changing her mind about going out,
my big toe is still throbbing!
Whatever you're up to I hope your day is limpless!
Cheers
LOVE IN THE KITCHEN!
She is in the kitchen preparing to poach eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She turns and says,
"You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says,
"Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks,
"What was that all about?"
She explains,
"The egg timer's broken."
ReplyDeleteLimp Monday? Speak for yourself Phil!
ReplyDeleteAnd in our house we only have hard boiled eggs, so I come in handy as 30 minute egg timer. lol.
Your 4am escapade reminded me of that 4am nightmare I had a few months back, remember?
I dreamt that me and my dog were being attacked by a rabid squirrel, I kicked out at it, fell out of bed, banged my face against a radiator...and pulled down the bedroom curtain rail! : )~
LOL Nice one Mick!,,you missing Elise??back end of week I guess.
ReplyDeleteRabid squirrel George??
ReplyDeleteYou still on dem Magic mushrooms???LOL
ReplyDeleteMissing Elise What gave you that idea Phil ??
ReplyDeletePhil I can honestly say I did not know she was missing
Bad luck Phil.
ReplyDeleteThis is what you need:-
Maybe George's nurse can help out (or is Fergie in the country now)?
Mike
Jeeeeze Mike did not realise it was Phil's big toe
ReplyDeleteShit that must of hurt
Thanks for the suggestion Mike,I'll put it to George,,(Maybe not!!! LOL)
ReplyDeleteHey Mick where dya get my pic,,did I leave my webcam on??
No don't be silly Phil. I would not sink so low as to spy on you
ReplyDeleteI thought you knew George has your house covered in spy camera's
He has this mag delivered once a week.
George has his CCTV cameras set up on the moors for "Sheep watching!"LOL
ReplyDeleteSurly not Phil
ReplyDeleteI will go and check
WHOOOOOOOOOOOSE
I'm back Phil !! could not find evidence of sheep molestation but the authorities are clamping down on it.
ReplyDeleteWTF Sharon Is that a camera ???
I bet its one of Stalker George's
Don't you worry Sharon .
If comes and worries you I'll sort him out
Like the last bugger who took a fancy to you Pet
Heard George has gone to Walse ???
ReplyDeleteNo comment! lol
ReplyDeleteSome of Georges "friends" I do believe !??!!
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