Thursday, 19 August 2010

Back to the docks! :)

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,better morning here with some blue sky and sunshine...

Down the docks for me today as one of my Mates who is Captain on a VLCC docked in Teesport last night,,,so it's a taxi job to go for a catch up on board over a few medicinal tinctures.

If you don't hear from me for 5 months I've signed on and headed East!(No not Whitby George!)

Hope you have an equally "Relaxed"day..

Cheers

Old pussy..............

One day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet..

We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the Vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and the Vet don't see eye to eye. The Vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the Vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The Doctor's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the Vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,
'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

 

14 comments:

  1. Morning All - off to the Docks Phil - Sounds better than me - Heading to the 'Salt Mines' about 12:30pm, so time for a quick scribble. Yep, I am still alive ! Enjoy your day, hoping you don't end up heading East being sold into the 'White Slave Trade'.... ! x

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  2. George be careful down the salt mine as you may meet up with this guy
    the 'protector of the mines. weird eh !!




    George I have spent 25 minutes copying this onto photobucket (crashed once)
    I tried to copy onto my documents but not the right code
    then went save image as and downloaded to downloads .Went to photobucket and clicked green and successfully copied onto photobucket
    went to edit and resize . moved slidy things to 83 and 111 and waited 4 minutes on the "will take a minute " thing
    Finally made a copy to my page
    it looked much smaller than the original so I have it here poised to paste
    here gos
    Well somethings there so here gos SAVE


    SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Over and out

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  3. Mmmm. you been taking any strange meds this morning Mick ? It is I who will be hitting the Salt Mines later today - Lovingly called Rura Pente if you are in the know? Will look out for that fella, though looks a bit like my boss ! Later Dudes ! x

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  4. Thanks for that info Elise and here's a message for Phil
    look out for this guy the who is the protector of the docks
    Spooky eh !!!


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  5. Last but not lest a protector galloping to the aid of our lovely Elise




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  6. He will get a great welcome ! Cheers Mick !! xx
    PS - Looks a bit like a young John Travolta, Nice One !! x

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  7. If Phil is heading East...it will be for CHINA.

    Mike? It's our fault. You started it with the Chinese women topic, and I made it worse with that photo of the magnificent cruise ship.
    Phil is away to recapture his youth!

    Elise, can you stop him?????


    MICK? You old ASBO bugger.....I am going to send you a small editing program today by email.
    It should enable you to post SMALLER photos!!!! LOL

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  8. Send him West George....I'll sort him out ! Promise ! xx

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  9. George try as I may some of my pics will not uploud onto photobucket .
    Also George they replaced a picture of fireworks congratulating Elise and her dad on his results (see my Blog)
    So if they are going to remove my pictures I refuse to use there service.
    I did go and reduce the size off the pitures that got though but gave up on the ones that did not
    PS george you told me already how to do this so why another Email.
    Mick

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  10. George , I don't think Phil will get far without his ticket


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  11. Hi Phil, so you have decided to head towards the East!!!

    What on earth could be the attraction of Albert Square for 5~months?

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  12. Pie ,Mash and liquor from the Manzies Jellied Ell shop in Walthamstow High Street does it for me. I usually have 3 pies on my plate


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