Hmmm no pic posting allowed today????(Multiply up to it's old tricks again?)
Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,,,nice sunny start to the day after a cold night,,Winter duvet could be making an early appearance!!
Time for the Whitby run again to pick up a coupla crabs,,Hilary at work so I have Carte Blanche to get crabs on my own!!
George I'll be heading over the Moors,Ewe want me to pass on any messages?
Have a Cracking day Folks,
Cheers
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
No pics Phil how annoying
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL
Message for George !!
ReplyDeleteWhen your on the Moors "The pretty ones mine"
loved the joke Phil (Thanks for the tip)
ReplyDeleteWhat bleeding took you so long mick ???
Hey Mick you can now get "Hard to hold extra firming spray"too (So George tells me LOL)
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyy Elise,,,,,,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely 14th,,, Congrats and Best Wishes to you both XXX
have a good one Elise
ReplyDeleteNo not you Elise !!! Mine in December 50 of em. LOL
Hey Phil,
ReplyDeleteDoes Hilary know exactly why you're going to Whitby ALONE today?
I saw the BBC North TV news last night,
Paris Hilton is there today......looking for crabs too!
Wonder how long that stays there before Photobucket Police pounce?
ReplyDeleteJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE George .
ReplyDeletewhere's that hairspray???
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEE Mav Got something to show you"
Must dash !!!
Morning All. Beautiful day here. Oaps at my sister in Cornwall and being driven mad by her kids now !
ReplyDeletePhil, what is the attraction with you and crabs ?!
Mick, you have a pic for every occasion....that is a REALLY ugly Crab though mate !
Thanks for the congrats Guys, doing nowt special. Quiet night in with Hubby and a Malt sounds good to me !
Whatever you are doing, enjoy it Dudes ! xx
Sorry Elise could not find 'pretty crab' but found this advice for Phil
ReplyDeleteNot a nice solution but Phil might even enjoy it.
LMAO.
ReplyDeleteNIce one Mick.I hope Phil takes that advice.
Happy 14th Anniversary Elise xxxxx
You are now officially into your second '7-Year Itch' so be very careful out there.
With guys like Phil around you HAVE to be.
Thank you George for praise for my work
ReplyDeletePraise indeed from the master
I'm welling up here guys !!!
Trying to find Radio 4 is never easy
ReplyDeleteGood advice here from a master of saying 'Sorry Dear'
ReplyDeleteNot for crabs NOOOOOOOOOOOOO never ever had to get out of that situation.
Cor blimey George "now into second itch", you saying Elise has got crabs again? You are brave.
ReplyDeleteJust seen George of over the moors again. Have you often wondered why??? there's nothing out there but sheep.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading all your posts about CRABS and 2nd 7 YEAR ITCH I'm kinda glad we are BOTH Nurses ! LMAO ! I know you think I have no life [I don't] but Himself is currently at a Funeral...happy Anniversary to me....so catching up with all you wonderful B2PCA before we swing round for the 'Wake'. They still have full blown Irish wakes in these parts. I dare say it will going well into the night, but we will just show our faces for decency. Hope you are having a good one. Thanks again for all the good wishes - George, I have an excellent memory ! Thought ya might of got out the whisks for even a little Cup-Cake !? XX
ReplyDeleteCoo I leave you lot for half a day and we are straight down to gutter level again!(Nice one Peeps!! LOL)and on Elise's Anniversary too!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the crab references Elise but the sea,crabs and sailors just seem to go together!,,,Picked up three beauties that will be heading South with a nice bottle of Chablis very shortly.
Gotta chase up Multiply and see why we can't post pics on main blog? only here on comments!
Hey who woke Keith up???
Mick if the hairpsray starts to falter they do "Spray starch" now,,,(Not for the faint hearted)
Have a good evening Bollockeers!,,,Especially Elise and James,,,,,,,CHEERS!!
Mav.....................Mav ....MAV put Spray Starch on you shopping list Luv..............What!!!!..........Don't ask pet
ReplyDeleteNo luv Niagara not Viagra
(sorry put this on reducing site and reduced to 800 as George said but how do I get it from my computer to here. Sorry its so big)
The picture Phil
I see george got the Photobucket red card again Guys.....back from the Wake, and looking forward to an early night ! Something wrong there somehow.....A large Whisky is calling my name.....gotta go. Later Dudes xx
ReplyDeleteSometimes you frighten me Mick......
ReplyDeletewhy do I frighten you ???? you know I'm only an old man who would'nt hurt a fly.
ReplyDeleteAnd why are you still up young lady ???
Get to your bed !!!
Busy cleaning & tidying. About to go to bed with my very large Malt, oh yes, and Hubby.......catch ya tomorrow Dude ! x
ReplyDeletesweet dreams !!!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU MICK!
ReplyDeleteYour turn to rescue one of the Bollockeers from the Photobucket Fascists!!
Hey Keith, I knew I was risking the 'Wrath of Elise' with 'Itchy comments' when her anniversary just happened to coincide with yet another crab hunting day in Whitby, lol.
BUT...so far she has been (spookily) lenient with me.
I think I'll have to tread carefully, because she does indeed have a very good memory : )~
You said it Babe !
ReplyDeleteForgot to say....she's lightning fast too! lol
ReplyDeletexxxx
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteNo Comment
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should use a new avitar here.
ReplyDeleteIt's not nice when Elise has to send kisses to the lil devil baring his ass!
Hallo George Yes I'm glad to help As you have helped me in the past. This is the new nice to ever bugger on he
ReplyDeleteWill you two pack it in I'm trying to be serious here and my page keeps going down (YER go for it )
George, I LOVE the little Devils Ass.....
ReplyDeleteAs I was saying .A new me is here I'v even redone my site. Hope you like the decor see you later.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteThank's Elise, I am sooo flattered! PMSL here now.
Trying one from Mick's favourite site:
Myspace FUNNY ANIMATIONS graphics
...Been on a few of those ! Keep the "Little Devil George"...Its gives me way more scope ! later Dudes ! xx
ReplyDeleteJust had to post to make it 40 comments...is that a new record for B2PCA now George ?? !! xx
ReplyDeleteHaraaaa Gold stars for a record
ReplyDeleteGlad you like my site 'G'
40 times before noon?
ReplyDeleteGeeeez,even as a 21yr old I couldn't manage that!
Ah Ha ! So New B2PCA record ! Cheers Guys ! x
ReplyDeletePUFF PANT !!! its the scrolling down to here that puffs you out LOL
ReplyDeleteAnyway lets try again
Yes that's better than my pathetic stars
ReplyDeleteHey Mick? Why don't you ask the council for a 'scroller' for the elderly and infirm?
ReplyDeleteIt would ease the strain of all that fingering you do! LMAO
I will try to see I my council will supply a 'scholler' for the elderly and infirm George
ReplyDeleteBut the cost of postage to you op norf would be out of the question LOL
And my finger has never let me down as it does not require a shit loads of Viagra. LOL
I consider myself as fit as a flea, and you know what annoying little bleeders they are. Not unlike this TWAT.