Friday, 20 August 2010

Friday at sparra fart!!!

Good Morning/Evening Fraidaaaaaaaay Peeps,Up at sparra fart to chaffeur her Ladyship to work this morning,,could have done without the early start after ship visiting yesterday!

R and R day planned with a supply run for coming festivities?

Have a great Friday and a cracking weekend!

Cheers

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."

 

18 comments:

  1. G'd mornin' folks : )

    We should have realised Phil wouldn't board that ship to China.
    Have you seen how well they've modernised the area around Teesside docks?



    Our 2 big questions are:

    1) Did you meet a Chinese lady 'therapist'?

    2)) What made you wear your brown Biggles helmet when you took Hilary to work on your yellow scooter?

    Call the Fashion Police!

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  2. Evening All. Holiday Time ! Delighted Phil didn't abscond on a Tramp Steamer heading towards the East...still reckon you should send him West George, maybe not with the Biggles helmet though !

    Mick has gone off on one again - what's that all about Guys? Honestly, I leave you alone for a week and the place falls apart ! Time to get some order in the ranks....10 days of this Guys....Read 'em and weep ! Later Dudes ! xxxx

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    This shit is what happened. And it was the fireworks that photobucket and munsie took offence to. I dont need that crap Bye

    munsie36 wrote on Aug 19
    It`s disgusting!
    "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
    Call yourself a friend!
    munsie36

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  4. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MICK HAS GONE, ELISE.

    FUNNY FARM???

    BROADMOOR?

    Any more guesses?

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  5. He ain't a happy bunny George that's for sure......

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  6. NO GEORGE i'M GOING BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT FROM ANYONE
    It`s disgusting!
    "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
    Call yourself a friend!
    munsie36

    munsie get a fucking life

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  7. Hey there Mick. Mate, don't take offence. I was looking forward to my hols, and can't be happy if you not here to play with ! I was so touched by your messages, you have no idea, you really cheered me up no end. Awww, go on, stay and play? Pllllllleeeeaaaaassssseeeee ?

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  8. Okay Guys, fun is over. Mick has gone missing from his site and I will be breaking Butts until he is returned. You have been warned. We are all friends here and thats the end of it. PCa is the enemy, not us.

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  9. A misunderstanding between Alex and Mick I think Phil. Mick is not happy and gone, therefore I am not happy. Can't access Micks site to contact him.

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  10. OK thanks Elise, will suss it out tomorrow,,don't fret, boys will be boys xxx

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  11. I missed whatever it was too.
    DUCK? Be happy! That's an order!

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  12. COOOOEEEEEEE ASBO'S BACK
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    SO SORRY TO ELISE,GEORGE, PHIL AND MY OTHER READER

    MUNSIE IF YOUR READING THIS AND I HAVE UPSET YOU IN ANY WAY





    I MEANT EVERY WORD .......HOPE YOU LIKE MY NEW PROFILE
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  13. Okay Guys, Happy now Mick is back

    George ? You not dying then? Phil said you was ready to croak !? xxxx
    Mick ? Stop messing about, you had me VERY upset and worried last night - Behave yourself !

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  14. Hi Elise, doesn't seem like I'm dying this time round.
    Just a case of too many grandkids with too many germs.

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  15. That'll get ya every time ! Look after yourself please ! xx

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  16. Yes George grandkids can get you with germs BUT wait till your GREAT grand kids start performing. The ankle biters can get you every time. The only time the buggers are quite is when they creep up behind you and 'crocodile' bite you ankle they latch on and crowbars are needed to loosen you from there deadly grip.
    I always put on my wing mirrors when they are in residence.LOL

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