Good Morning/Evening Saturday Chums and Chumettes,,patchy blue sky and sun trying to get out ere.
Off for my ritual humiliation at snooker with my SIL Steven(I don't seem to have the ball control I used to have!
LOL) and a coupla jars of local brew.
Have a Good un'Folks whatever you're up to!
Cheers
JUST A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE
One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said.
Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
ReplyDeleteMorning All. Sun/Cloud/Wind/Showers here, a little bit of everything, isn't that nice......Glad to see that your infestation is gone Phil.....Hope it wasn't painful ! Messing about with balls tonight....I have no answer ! Enjoy & beat him good ! XX
ReplyDeleteLater Dudes !
Good Mooning All,
ReplyDeleteHoping you all have a Trojan-free day. (I still think Phil is downloading very dodgy Dutch videos) : )~
One thing has really caught my eye today.
Elise tells us she is messing about with balls tonight!!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
No wonder she has no answer.
You didn't really mean to tell us that, did you Elise? LMAO
No George. I think you're news about becoming a GG Dad has affected ya more than ya think. As usual, its Phil messing about with balls.....You didn't think I would post a comment like that otherwise....?! C'mon George, I am a lady you know !
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ReplyDeleteWell, we ALL need to do something with our hands, Elise.
ReplyDeleteNothing to be ashamed about : )~.
BALLS, oranges, skittles, eggs, MELONS........it keeps us agile and dextrous (and I'd be surprised if picture 4 gets past the Photbucket police, LOL
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ReplyDeleteNasty German Popey!
ReplyDeleteI'll report him to the ISPCA. No good reporting him to the VSPCA, because the Vatican is the world capital of Whitewashing, lol.
GEORGE STOP THAT !!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be playing with nothing tonight...out-laws broke my roof tiles....told ya the Anti-Christ was coming over....lads trying to fix it all afternoon....and still at it !
ReplyDeleteLoo at the damage the silly cow has done
ReplyDeleteYep....looked just like that Mick ! I was kinda cross........
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