Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Tuesday sun??

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,Coo.. blue sky and sunshine ere'for a change....

Nice to see Colleen in the US and Janet in Oz are still keeping tabs on what we're up to in here. xx.. Colleen has just moved into her new house that she's had built,,so Happy New house to her,

Enjoyed our Italian meal last night complete with the cheesy Italian waiter,with his huge pepper grinder!LOL

Have a cracking day Folks,

Cheers

Jones the Bridge Builder........

A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that row of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the House Builder? Do they hell!"

"See those power lines over there? I ran them all in and built the pylons, but do they call me Jones the Lineman? Do they hell!"

"See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the Bridge Builder? Do they hell!"

"See the straight and robust road that leads to and from the village? I built that but do they call me Jones the Civil Engineer? Do they Hell"

But, I shag one sheep..."(Apologies to George)

 

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19 comments:

  1. George Hardy24 August 2010 at 02:23

    Good Morning All, specially to Janet in Oz and Colleen In the USA (HAPPY NEW HOUSE!) : )~

    If I'd known Phil was going to post yet another 'sheep shagger' joke at my expense, I'd have bribed that cheesy Italian waiter to ram his huge pepper grinder where the sun don't shine for Philip!!

    Then again, he'd have probably asked for 'seconds' lol

    Be Good Today Folks!....Tomorrow is Hump Day : )~

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  2. Elise Cotter24 August 2010 at 02:29

    Morning All. Just a quick check in before dragging the OAPs around. They are home tomorow [awww]. Best of luck in the new house Colleen. Phil, glad you survived the 'Pepper-Gate' ! George, you are just an easy target !
    Sun shining, but gale force 9 here.....batton down the hatches ! Later Dudes ! xx

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  3. Phil Thompson24 August 2010 at 02:36

    George a bit bitchy this morning?why up soooo early Matey?,,,although I do like a LOT of black pepper!!LOL


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  4. Phil Thompson24 August 2010 at 02:38

    Morning Elise you just beat me to the punch with your post,,Have a great time with the "Olds" xx

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  5. Elise Cotter24 August 2010 at 02:57

    xxxx's Big Guy - Didn't you figure yet that I am also Psychic ? [or Psychotic - take your pick ! LOL!]

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  6. Mike Brooks24 August 2010 at 03:09

    Pleased you enjoyed your 'Italian' last night Phil.
    Italian waiters are great!




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    It's Kath and my wedding anniversary next Monday (30th August).
    We are also going out.
    I usually asked Kath to leave the hall light on if she is back before me.
    Mike

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  7. Phil Thompson24 August 2010 at 03:27

    Looks about right Mike! LOL,,,Very considerate of Kath to leave the light on for ya!,,

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  8. Phil Thompson24 August 2010 at 03:28

    Elise,,,,"Psycho Duck"??? Eeek!!!

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  9. Elise Cotter24 August 2010 at 07:55

    Nice one Big Guy ! Just back from Blarney.....Decided it was time to kiss the Blarney Stone ! There will be no stopping me now lads ! later Dudes ! xx

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  10. Mick Glover24 August 2010 at 08:17

    Heres 'old git' mad duck


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  11. Mick Glover24 August 2010 at 08:24

    Silly girl no jeans. Picture a bit big but making it small would be the end of civilisation as we know it


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  12. Elise Cotter24 August 2010 at 13:10

    You should see the '2-tonne-Tess' Yanks trying it Mick ...... x

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  13. Mick Glover24 August 2010 at 14:59

    Er !!!! this says it all thank you !!!!




    Thanks Elise but no thanks LOL xx

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  14. Mick Glover24 August 2010 at 15:06

    Now that's a pepper grinder


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  15. George Hardy25 August 2010 at 00:55

    You beat me to it, Mick.

    I was going to look for the biggest pepper grinder I could find for Capt Phil.

    Nice one...and definitely 'Phil-sized' LOL

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  16. Mike Brooks25 August 2010 at 00:59

    Mick / George,
    The woman sitting down does not appear too impressed with its size.
    I think she has seen BIGGER!

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  17. Mick Glover25 August 2010 at 02:12

    I aim to please. This lady looks impressed with here one.


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  18. George Hardy26 August 2010 at 01:47

    Mike is bragging again.

    That first photo was took in Birmingham, right?.....and Mike 'knew' that woman well?

    She looks a bit 'wuff'' to me. I do hope she's a distant memory from your spotty teenage years Mike, LOL

    As for the waitress above...she can polish my grinder anyrime she likes. : )~

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  19. Mick Glover26 August 2010 at 02:03

    I will arrange that for you George.I think her name is Stetlana and belongs to the Photobucket Mafia. So if your still interested 'G' I will negotiate a price HAAAAAA LOL


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