Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,
,,hope you had a cracking weekend,
Sun shining,Hilary safely at work,pussy stuffed and sleeping
and I just found out I won a tenner on the lottery
(Guess it can only go downhill from here! LOL)
Enjoy your Monday and have a great week,
Cheers
A clean one to start the week! 
IN THE WAITING ROOM
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP." 
Well done Phil I'm really happy for you.
ReplyDeleteCan you lend me £5-00 ....lol
Happy Monday folks,
ReplyDeleteThat was a really strange post from Phil. (Not about the tenner lottery win, but the tale of the contented pussy)
Bragging again, huh Phil?
One thing puzzles me......if Hilary has gone to work (soooo very satisfied), how come she is allowed to sleep when she gets there?
Does she work for the SilentNight mattress company?
I am definitely going to ask her about this when I next see her! LOL
where's baby Phil ???? ther should be 7 of them !!!
ReplyDeleteContented pussy's )------- The smiles say's it all
ReplyDeleteFab posting Phil, I only wish I could have sent Kath off to work in the same condition.
ReplyDeleteI lost all interest in the rest of your posting!!!
LOL
PMSL.
ReplyDeleteMike, that's exactly how I felt.
I sat there looking at his post, 'gob-smacked' and bloody jealous!!! LMAO
You lot are such "Gutter boys!" LMAO,,
ReplyDeleteCheque in the post Mick,,,Hope I spelt your first name right,,,,,Is their a second S in Asbo?
YES that is correct at the time of going to print.
ReplyDeleteBut as you know anything can happen in ASBO's world
PS I'm going to try and post a video (don't worry I send those ones in a brown envelope)
That's it Phil ,George sent me instructions on how to post videos.
ReplyDeleteSo far so good one on my guest page and one on here.
still cannot manage one on blogs yet if it is at all possible
Thank you for letting me use your site as it always has the more intellectual items on it
And Elise of cause as her site is full of sex and booze, Don't we just love it and her !!! .
Intellectual??? LMAO,,I agree always nice to pop over to Elise's for sex and booze! LOL
ReplyDelete(She's gonna get us at playtime for that!!!)
God I hope so
ReplyDeleteOkay boys, you are all in big trouble I go to work for half a day, and the blog slides quickly back into the gutter ! HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD am I associated with sex and booze !? Ok, well, I do like an occasional Malt, I can't deny that, however, you boys have SUCH a bad idea about me ! Time to crack the whip and get this site back into shape again !!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Phil you were right the s**t has hit the fan
ReplyDeleteI'm going to do a quick 'log out'
cat hiding
Crack away Elise! :) xx
ReplyDeleteYou will all be terribly dissapointed you know IF I ever decide to go to any B2PCA event ....... ! Although, I gotta say, you are very complimentary in your own way, so thanks for that guys....You're all still in deep trouble though !!
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