Sunday, 15 August 2010

Sunday erection?

Good Morning/Evening my Sunday Chums and Chumettes,,grey and drizzly start to the day here but hasn't stopped the Jehovah witnesses door knocking,,knocked ours about half an hour ago and I gave them the number of the prat down the road(Great Dane bonfire man)and said he would be interested!LOL

Looks like I'll be erecting bathroom cabinets later as Hilary has decided we have outgrown the old one,,so we're off cabinet shopping!(Oh joy!!)

Hope your day turns out more fun than mine!

Cheers

Superman.....................

Superman is at a loose end one night an decides to ring a couple of friends to go out for a drink and go on the pull. So he rings Spiderman but he’s too busy spinning webs. Then he rings Batman. "Sorry Superman me and Robin are washing the bat mobile tonite." So he rings Ice Man. "Sorry Superman I’ve got a load of icebergs to make tonight they’re all melting at the north pole."

So he thinks f**k this I’ll go for a fly round the world to pass some time on. He’s flying over some corn fields when he sees Wonder Woman laying stark naked in the field with her legs wide open. He think’s f**k me this is too good of an opportunity to pass so he flies down in supersonic mode and shags her then flies off before she knows who it was.

Wonder Women gets up and says "Who the Hell was that ?" The Invisible Man says "I dont know but my arse is killing me !"

 

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8 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks15 August 2010 at 02:33

    Phil, good luck with the DIY, fitting bathroom cabinets.

    Me, I don't do DIY nowadays, I prefer getting people in to do it.
    I usually hold the ladder.

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  2. George Hardy15 August 2010 at 02:56

    Now THAT is what I call a first class post to brighten up a gloomy Sunday!

    Nice one Mike!

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  3. Phil Thompson15 August 2010 at 02:59

    Mike,how many time you had your ceiling painted this year??? LMAO

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  4. George Hardy15 August 2010 at 05:28

    Well, I saved that picture to Photoshop, enlarged it by 10,000%, zoomed right in....and she's not Chinese!

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  5. Phil Thompson15 August 2010 at 07:27

    George I had a Chinese Friday night,,an hour later I wanted another!!! LOL

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  6. Mick Glover15 August 2010 at 13:43

    Phil this Wonder Woman woman I think Its the Wonder Woman that lives round the corner from me
    Heard she was a bit of a goer.





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  7. Alexander Munro16 August 2010 at 13:41

    What a luvly PAIR of glasses eh!
    I can see you`ve pulled again! Mick.....No wonder you`re flying to get there quick!
    Alex

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  8. Mick Glover16 August 2010 at 15:09

    I sincerely hope Pat is not jealous Alex
    HaHa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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