Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Tuesday, Mornin'

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,...another grey start up ere but at least the wind seems to have died down!(Shaddup George!)LOL

Thoughts with Elise and Family today as they get her Dad's scan results after he's been feeling unwell for some time now,,,,,Fingers crossed they get some good news.

Enjoy your day and take it easy out there,

Cheers

A Testing question,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

11 comments:

  1. Nice one Phil
    And I'm with you in wishing Elise And Dad some good news.
    Cheers mate
    Mick
    PS funny joke brilliant punch line PMSL

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  2. Yes, today we are all wishing Elise and her dad the very best of luck, and hoping that those worries can ease.

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  3. Elise, thinking of you and your Dad.
    We are all hoping the news is good.

    Lots of Love, Mike xx

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  4. Thanks for the messages Guys - what would I do without you all? Good news is that no SCC, and small shrinkage in Lymph tumours. Main worry gone. Looks like i will be having guests at the weekend ! Catch you all later in the week TTFN xx

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  5. GREAT news Elise!!!,,thanks for letting us know...

    I'm so pleased for you and of course your Dad!(and family)

    Now you can look forward to a Super weekend!!!!

    Lotsa Hugs xxx

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  6. Elise, that is absolutely great news. You now have a clearer picture and I know that will help your dad (and you) enormously.

    Big Big Big Hugs from Geordieland,

    G
    x

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  7. Great.
    And HUGS from the Midlands.
    Mike xx

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  8. (((((((((((((((((((( Big hugs from the south )))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Mick xx

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  9. Thankyou so very much Guys - I really wouldn't have kept this sane for so long without you all and B2PCA [no funny comments please regarding my sanity !!] I am so relieved, you have no idea. Can't wait for mum and dad to get here on Sunday now. Thanks so much again - lots hugz kisses and love straight back ya all !!

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