Monday Marital duties :)

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,grey start to the day here after a nice day yesterday..

Marital duties loom large today(Shaddup George)as we celebrate our 35th Wedding Anniversary,,heading out over the moors to a favourite watering hole for lunch,,then out tonite to an Italian noshery for some spaghetti hoops!

Apparently it is a Coral Anniversary so I have bought Hilary a small atoll in the South Pacific,,unfortunately it is next door to a US nuclear testing site, but I have included a radiation suit in her travel bags...

Happy Monday Folks have a good un'

Cheers

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?'

Grandma replied: 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.  'The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma went over and turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back- side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said: 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied: 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.