Sunday pussy...

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Chums and Chumettes,,,bit bleary eyed this morning after being woken at 520 am by a pussy demanding attention,,,Jasmine our moggy produced a furball worthy of the Guiness book of records......woken again at 730 by same pussy wanting feeding!,,,,Sometimes I think pussies are more trouble than they are worth!,,(Hmmmmmmm maybe not!)

Enjoy a relaxing Sunday,

Cheers

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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it was always occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room but only if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. I would need to explain them to you first..."

"No time for explanations" the man quipped as he rushed off to do his business. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Explain how they work indeed! How difficult can these buttons be? He thought to himself.

He just couldn't resist.. He pushed the button labeled WW Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure! The man was in heaven!!

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, was in the emergency room, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

The nurse sighed, "The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.