Quiet Sunday ?

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Bollockeers,,,blue skies and VERY bright and sunny here(could do with a dimmer switch after a late night "Entertaining")

Plan to nobble the bore last night worked a treat and he fell asleep after 1 hour and 40 minutes and 5 of my "Rusty nails"(Whisky,Drambuie and ice).....I then had a very pleasant evening in the company of two bubbly blondes,....we woke him at 130 am when their taxi came,,,RESULT!!

Looks like being a quiet day here,our big boy LCD TV died yesterday afternoon,only 9 months old,,,after the usually fuse checks and a chat to a "Techy support"guy we have to wait till Wednesday before he comes out.................wheeled in the "Little un"from the kitchen so at least we have some background noise! LOL

Hope you all have a relaxing Sunday,

Cheers

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.

At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"

Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"

Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."

"How come?"

"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"

After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"

"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"

"Because that's my dick you're holding."