Manky Monday..

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,Hope you all had a cracking weekend,even George who was riding shotgun on his Grandkids,...

Grey "Manky"start to the week here,,and cooler..

Hilary off for a coupla days,and I did hear mention the dreaded "M"word when she was on the phone this morning,,,METRO CENTRE!Oh Joy!!!..a lifetime of standing outside women's changing rooms!

Hope your day is slightly more exciting,

Cheers

I've actually got a clean one!!..................................

A man goes to a public  golf course. He approaches the man behind  the counter in the pro shop and says, "I  would like 18 holes of golf and  a caddie."

The man behind the  counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is  no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this:  We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies.  If you're willing to take one with you out on  the course and come back and tell me how well  it works, your round of golf is on me today." The golfer obviously accepted the  man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I  think my driver will do the  job."

The robot caddie turned to the  man and said, "No sir.. Use your 3

wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."  Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. As the golfer pulled out  his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."  The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do  believe this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last  time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to  the robot and his advice. But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of  the new robot golf caddie.

Upon  returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game ?"   The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much  for letting me take one of your robots. See  you next week."

A week passed, and  excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man  behind the counter and said, "I would like 18  holes of golf and one of those robot golf  caddies, please."

The gentleman behind the counter turned to the man and  said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem.  However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many mplaints."

"COMPLAINTS? Who in their right mind would've complained about those  robots? They were incredible."

The  man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their  performance.  It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting  off them was blinding to other golfers on the  fair-way."

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did.  Then, four of 'em  didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other thinks he's the  President!!!"