Thursday, 5 August 2010

Thursday sun???

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,Coo we have that yellow thing in the sky back?,,,still cool here though.

 After yesterday's Trojan assault on my puter ,I seem to be back to normal(Shaddup George)and bug free.

Mop crop for me today as I'm starting to look like George again,and havn't seen my lugs for a while!

While I was posting the sun has gone,now overcast again!,,,,it was nice while it lasted(about 4 minutes!) LOL

Happy Thursday,

Cheers

Loose Fart...............

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night, waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Certainly Madam, which way was it headed?"

 

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12 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter5 August 2010 at 01:51

    Morning All. Half day at work, but mind will be in other places. You showing off again Phil? We have had exactly 0.000000001 seconds of the big yellow thing in the sky ! Happy Hairdressing ! x

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  2. Mike Brooks5 August 2010 at 01:51

    WHAT!

    You attacked your computer with a condom!?!?

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  3. Phil Thompson5 August 2010 at 02:24

    Good luck to your Dad Elise,fingers crossed here, xxx

    Mike, surprised you remember those condom things!!! LMAO ,,I'm impressed!

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  4. Mick Glover5 August 2010 at 02:41

    Summer days

    see more Señor Gif

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  5. George Hardy5 August 2010 at 05:25

    FROM PHIL AND HILARY

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  6. George Hardy5 August 2010 at 05:26

    Ermmmm. I don't think we'll go for that one, Phil!
    LMAO

    Must be murder in your house after your curry nights!!

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  7. Phil Thompson5 August 2010 at 06:10

    Yeah OK I guess I sked for that!! LOL

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  8. George Hardy5 August 2010 at 07:02

    Do you think Mike REALLY uses those Trojan Condoms?

    That's a bit dangerous (and very uncomfortable for you Mike)....if they're seven and a half inches long you'd have to tie a huge knot in the top! : )~

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  9. Phil Thompson5 August 2010 at 07:06

    Ouch,,you been suckin lemons again George? LMAO

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  10. Mike Brooks5 August 2010 at 07:55

    The knot's OK! You get used to it!
    LOL

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  11. Mick Glover5 August 2010 at 08:41

    ITS PARTY TIME !!!!


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  12. Mick Glover5 August 2010 at 10:22




    God its the sun !!!!!!!!!!!!
    look Phil its that round yellow thing
    don't see that a lot op norf !!!!

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