Sunny Hump..

Good Morning/Evening "Mid week Peeps"another sunny day here to start the Wednesday.

 

Gemma our youngest arriving from Brighton later today with her "Boyfriend" to stay for a few days so Hilary is rushing round like a blue ar**d fly and I'm getting towed along in her wake!

 

It's his first time "Up North"and Gemma wants us to show him around,(I already have my itenerary of North Yorks country pubs planned and a sunset view of the Teesside steel foundry!,,,,,Maybe a trip to "Jarrow sur Mur"to cap this cultural tour.

 

Looks like being a busy few days so if I'm MIA you know why,,hopefully peace will return on Sunday when they head back "Darn Sarf"

 

Happy Hump Day!

 

Cheers

 

Adam and Eve.......................

 

God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?'

God explained that to him and then said, 'Go over to the hill...'

Adam said, 'What is a hill?'

So God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In the cave, you will find a woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....' And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river and over the hill into the cave and finds the woman.

Then, in about 5 minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'

And Adam said...

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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!)

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'What's a headache?'